Limerick Poems About Albatross | Albatross Limerick Poems
Written by Richard D Seal
Categories: sports,

Birdie Trouble

Birdie Trouble

So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

There Was An Albatross Jack Jack

There was an albatross Jack Jack 
He hung around Patricia's neck 
When her husband came 
A matter of shame 
On her cheeks he began to peck



Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Is An Albatros

Trump Is An Albatross
(Worn around necks of supporters.)

For words whole church was at a loss;
He was beaten to death by big cross;
Wings outspread;
Wish were dead;
Some say that Trump is an albatross.

Jim Horn


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Another Trump Albatros

Another Trump Albatros

Trump has been albatross around our neck,
That is making us turn into a whole wreck;
Flaps both wings;
Stupid song sings,
And from party they do want him to defect.
(When all of my memory I will collect.)

Jim Horn


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

An Albatross Before

An Albatross Before

I hate to sound like  an albatross,
But Libby does have hearing loss,


And criticizing will make her cross.

Another church experienceShe
is roaming around church to see
where the sound is the best.

Jim Horn