So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me
There was an albatross Jack Jack
He hung around Patricia's neck
When her husband came
A matter of shame
On her cheeks he began to peck
A Cheshire cat grinned at it's treat
It must be a fish, there's no feet
But it's smile soon drooped
When an albatross swooped
And left it with nothing to eat.
Another Trump Albatros
Trump has been albatross around our neck,
That is making us turn into a whole wreck;
Flaps both wings;
Stupid song sings,
And from party they do want him to defect.
(When all of my memory I will collect.)
An Albatross Before
I hate to sound like an albatross,
But Libby does have hearing loss,
And criticizing will make her cross.
Another church experienceShe
is roaming around church to see
where the sound is the best.
Trump Is An Albatross
(Worn around necks of supporters.)
For words whole church was at a loss;
He was beaten to death by big cross;
Wish were dead;
Some say that Trump is an albatross.