Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
africa, animal, fun, nonsense, rude, word play,
Aardvark Limerick
Aardvark Limerick
An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.
So, to reciprocate, I gave him two.
Limerick Contest
Line Gauthier
Written 19.10.17
Written by
Terry Miller
Categories:
humor,
Walking the Dog
I had a dog that did not bark,
one day I took it to the park.
It stopped beside the plants
and started eating ants;
a passer by said "nice aardvark".
A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest, placed 3rd
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date wrote: 30th May 2022
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
nonsense,
Huntin Seeson Four
albert went after aardvark
annie went out on a lark
albert tripped
annie slipped
on albert a ring in the dark
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, night, october,
haunting melody
a witch and a pet aardvark
broom to an amusement park
with a mic in hand
and dave brubecks band
warble a strange meadowlark.