Limerick Poems About Aardvark | Aardvark Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: africa, animal, fun, nonsense, rude, word play,

Aardvark Limerick

Aardvark Limerick

An Aardvark living in Timbuktu,
Raised his finger and said,” screw you”
Why so rude, I said back,
Lovely manners you do lack.

So, to reciprocate, I gave him two.

Limerick Contest
Line Gauthier
Written 19.10.17

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Poem Details | by Terry Miller |
Categories: humor,

Walking the Dog

I had a dog that did not bark,
one day I took it to the park.
It stopped beside the plants
and started eating ants;
a passer by said "nice aardvark".

A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest, placed 3rd
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin  
Date wrote: 30th May 2022

Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: nonsense,

Huntin Seeson Four

albert went after aardvark
annie went out on a lark
albert tripped
annie slipped
on albert a ring in the dark

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, night, october,

haunting melody

a witch and a pet aardvark

broom to an amusement park

with a mic in hand

and dave brubecks band

warble a strange meadowlark.