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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anti bullying, poetry,

I ADMIT I WRITE POOP POETRY


A poet - some deem that I’m not I write about farting and snot Won’t be driven away I am here to stay Of critics, I don’t give a jot 3/21/19

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Poem Details | by John Posey |
Categories: poetry, sleep, writing,

Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited

Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited Limericks are so hard to write. Sometimes, keep me up half the night Spending way too much time Just trying to rhyme A word that’s just out of sight. Written By John Posey 07/02/13


Poem Details | by KP Nunez |
Categories: addiction, humorous,

removed for publication






“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain, on Alcoholism


05 July 2015
Poem of the Day - 07 July 2015
Write With the Wit of Twain Contest - 4th Place
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, poetry,

FROM BAD TO VERSE

Jan doesn't write iambic pentameter So please don't condescend and mock her We have different styles I bring laughter and smiles Please remember Jan is just an amateur! 30th April 2015



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, lust, political,

RONALD LIKES A NICE BIT OF RUMP

A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: funny, history, on writing and words,

AHEAD OF HIS TIME

Young Shakespeare didst say to his tutor,
"Methinks I wouldst be much astuter,
And per chance, I wouldst say,
Mightest write a screen play,
If some fool wouldst invent the computer."


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: community,

Allison-Ellison



Jan Allison, Jack Ellison, believe it or not there's no relation Both love to write about poop, do you see the correlation? Canada and the Isle Of Man A loving connection, this poetry clan Joining hands across the seas, true love among nations


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous,

A Real Souper Poopper

I know of a poet named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
She likes to write poop
To add to The Soup
And I'm honestly glad that she can


Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: anti bullying, community,

A Shark is Lurking

There's a shark lurking in the soup they say
With sharp teeth ready to strike any day
Our pens remain our best weapons
No matter what the shark threatens
We will just write more to send him away

12/27/18


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: celebrity, hero,

Celebrity limerick




Mission impossible for my muse
to write a limerick on Tom Cruise 
Our hero Ethan Hunt
performs stunt after stunt
like me, his enemies he'd confuse.

8/20/2018


Poem Details | by Sathya Babu |
Categories: funny, humor,

Here me write - Word play Homophone


Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
the whether was read hot the hole day
Board eye go far a movie
Knot a sole hear maid errie
Sow eye flea from the haul back two my stay.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: community, conflict, crazy, smile, storm, thank you, thanks,

To the Norm, Truck It

This Scottish guy never cares for the norm It doesn't bother his ass, no matter the form There's too much of this And there's too much of that Please write to the form, or suffer the storm May I add this doesn't conform to the Syllable count.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: poems, poetess, poets, words, write, writing,

Names on Contests, Yuchers

Once again I write what I think Include your name, hell that stinks It should all be read blind Just imagine the finds Leave the Judges purely in think <*> All contests should be read blind, unless a Workshop named!


Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny,

Twice or Thrice Daily





Twice daily,even once will do if you want I can do thrice too, so in this New Year promise to adhere to my wish to write more haiku! ;-) ==================000================


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: write,

A Five Minute Poem

To create in five minutes, I wish
to come up with a nice yummy dish.
A limerick I do,
dear Russell, for you.
And I'm sorry it can't be de-lish!

(having problems getting this to post! Hopefully 
third time is a charm)

Written 5/11/13 for Russell Sivey's Five minute Challenge Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Some People Insist



Some people insist that I keep writing limericks Don't want to overstay my welcome in this mix So I'll write a few But back off, phew! Unless of course youse guys start throwing big bricks © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: appreciation, for her, funny, humor, life, sexy, work,

Advice Adviser

I'm retired but do I still have a life Yes, sexual adviser I am to my wife But if I say try this It'll be totally bliss If I desire I'll ask for your advice . Challenged to write on the back of a Joke!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, health, humor,

The astonishing disappearing act

Proctologists need to write when 
A prescription's called for big ben 
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An asshole's walked off with my pen


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: parody

Worst(Worstest?) Limrick Evah

Heres a rilly lame limrick for ya-
Write hear I'll change the beet!
also I ain't bin usin end rime
An this old line is whey to long for a forth line.
Kin ya gess how many words was spellt rong?
hummm, is that fiv or sex lines I needs?

For P.D.'s "My Worst Poem Ever" Contest


Poem Details | by Ashley Last |
Categories: hope, school, stress, write,

Tests

Pen flies when out of sight,
Boy, I hope that I'm right.
No award for me,
What a shame that'd be,
At least I gave it all my might.


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: for him, friend, tribute,

Hold Down The Fort-Tributick

Santa Jack's under the weather so I'm hear to say Let's all write a limerick or two today It should be funny Or a little bit punny So pull out your pencils and start writing away


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: cool, fun,

Plain Paul

I once knew a poet named Paul
The English he spoke with a drawl.
His major concern
To write and to learn
To walk with head high and not crawl.

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Contest: Sensitive Community
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer A.
Placed 3rd


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Unfinished

Daisy was a dog owner’s delight
She never fought and didn’t bite.
But she ate some bad food
Putting her in a mean mood.
The result is too tragic to write.


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humor, softball,

A Soft Ball

This maybe a contest of sorts
But she said I can't write about sports
'Cause it's not funny of late
To see a man's ball deflate 
And have to debate it in court.......Hahahahhaahh  It's still funny


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, irony, poetry,

IT'S A STEAL - INSPIRED BY JOHN WULF

John I'd love to steal your work But I’d look a complete berk We know stealing is wrong Unless you come from Ding Dong some need to do their homework! Tongue firmly in cheek write Inspired by John Wulf's poem Steal this poem please 12th April 2016