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Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

GIMME A BRAKE

A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
        It didn't take long
        to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!

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Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: humor, work,

The Accountant

She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.







11-20-16


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: culture, funny, humor, irony, silly,

Woosh vs Zroooom--a limerick joke

A vacuum cleaner should glide
And relief from messes provide
It is quite unlike
Harley Davidson's bike
Since the dirtbag's on the inside



Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: art, humor,

Mona Lisa


Humble Olive Eloisa
Went one day to work in Pisa
She posed for awhile
Behind flashy smile
She stood in for Mona Lisa.

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Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, on work and working,

IN THE GRAVY

The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: work,

Maid in America

I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"


Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories: funny, work,

Cranky Boss

I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl SMuzzey


Poem Details | by Brenden Taylor |
Categories: allegory, political

A True Leader's Thoughts

“One day, I’ll fin’lly align This horrible, putrid design; I’ll start at the crown, And work my way down,” Said the sheep at the end of the line.


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: love,

Big, Bad Agony Aunt's Advice

Oh, honey, your lover’s a jerk;
I promise it really can’t work -
As he’s married, of course,
And he wouldn’t divorce -
I’d deck him* and wipe off his smirk.

* to punch someone hard and knock them to the ground

For Vicky’s Agony Aunt contest


Poem Details | by Brandee Augustus |
Categories: funny, introspection, life, on work and working, philosophy

Aries

There once was a proud Aries like me,
whose impatience kept from being free.
But all my pride inside
never had the chance to hide
the goal of winning confidently!


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: farm, friend, funny,

For Stevo Down on de Farm

Stevo milks de cows but O brudder
in de shed some begin to shudder.
  With firm grip he pulls
  on both cows and bulls,
O but one don't work like de udder!



                 August 2014


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: computer,

My Cantankerous Computer

Last week my computer was on the fritz.

   The confounded thing was givin' me fits!

      Trouble was a sick modem.

         They jes' won't work without 'em!

            Life sans a computer is jes' the pits!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories: humor, work,

Bed Sores - for Wit of Twain Contest


He spends one more day in his bed.
To-do-lists run all ‘round his head.
Noon came and then passed,
he’s still on his ass.
A hard day of work, he most dreads!


“If man had created man, he’d be ashamed of his performance.” – Mark Twain


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: relationship,

Love and Hate

LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Late For Work- Forgot To Spring Forward


There once was a gent named Springtime Ned Who on that March morning sprang from his bed In amazement and shock He forgot to set his clock Now with his boss on thin water he'll tread


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, on work and working, people,

SILLY GOOSE

A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders.


Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: silly, work,

My Day


Hi Ho around and around we go
Where I work nothing is ever slow
Sometimes they will shout
Sometimes they will pout
What cometh next you never can know


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: satire, school,

How young people can get ahead

School work leads to thrilling careers
Say hooray hip hip--give three cheers!
A student's new skill
Brings success just until
The bill for the loan's in arrears!


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: appreciation, for her, funny, humor, life, sexy, work,

Advice Adviser

I'm retired but do I still have a life Yes, sexual adviser I am to my wife But if I say try this It'll be totally bliss If I desire I'll ask for your advice . Challenged to write on the back of a Joke!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, school, teenage, work,

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK

Sometimes my work is the pits - Teenagers popping their zits With consummate art They burp and they fart … I still love my job to bits! 17th November 2015


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: work,

At Dandee Donuts Cafe

Dandee Donuts was Dan's small café.
I served donuts and meals for small pay,
wore a stupid hair net
and what small tips I'd get
growing fat on free donuts each day!


For Carolyn Devonshire's
Single Limerick Contest: Horrible Bosses (and more) Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny, on work and working,

CAREFUL, DOCTOR!

A lady named Abigail Feanture
Received from her colleagues a censure.
She, being a vet,
Accidentally let
A mischievous Doberman Pincer.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: satire, work

The Golf Swinger

National Enquirer’s the source
When a Tiger’s balls go off course
A scorecard obscene
Of links far from the green
That just might be cause for divorce


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, work,

Hanged

There was a virile wallpaper hanger called Brunn
Who did his best to make every job well done.
His fame spread far and near.
And clients were heard to cheer
“Hire Brunn if you want something well hung.”


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Long Haired Ponytail

Abigail Kirk lived in outback town Burke,
A hotel receptionist, she had a slight quirk,
Her rather long ponytail stretched to the floor,
After a few years it had grown much more,
She sold it to ten bald men and retired from work.


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