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Limerick Poems About Uplifting
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
candy, drink, love, sky, stars, uplifting
Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day is a day for love
do you want to be my turtle dove
are you as sweet as candy
here is a glass of brandy
let's go out and watch the stars above
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
uplifting,
Surprises Are Waiting
We all need purpose to get up each day
To combat the negatives, send them away
Most days are good
As we hope they would
But surprises are waiting to our dismay
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friendship,
My Friend Silent One
My friend Silent One brightens my days with words uplifting
Crowning him king of jolly old, would be befitting
Has my vote
This talented bloke
One vote per poet and no counterfeiting
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting
Featherless Angels
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, food, fun, giggle, sick, uplifting
Holiday Humor
in a flash Santa took off
he has a case of whooping cough
the reindeer are wired
now hungry and tired
they say it is time for beef stroganoff
Written by
Jane Bowen
Categories:
happiness, imagination, life, social, song-uplifting,
Silly Willy
Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm
A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy
Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy
Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~
Written by
Joe Inka
Categories:
funny, uplifting,
Pbf
So sticky, I can't help but stutter
With a mouthful ,of fresh peanut butter
Two slices of bread
No Jelly, instead
Some marshmallow Fluffernutter
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
friend, fun, smart, uplifting, wisdom,
Portrait of Filomena
Written by Gail DeBole on February 17, 2016
Updated on March 15, 2020
Filomena has a quick mental crunch
That gives you a gentle mind punch.
Her intelligent chatter
Is from high-level brain matter,
And will help you climb out of your funk.
Part of the Portrait Collection
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
animal, nature, uplifting,
Celebrating Yaks
The wild yaks with their hair all a flow,
Were dancing on a Tibetan plateau,
They were just told by the ranger
Their species no longer in danger
As their herd was starting to grow.
Written by
Earl Schumacker
Categories:
abuse, death, girl, image, life, uplifting
A Girl On a Mission
A Girl On A Mission
There once was a gal who sold china
Tested rockets in her vagina
She sat on one hard though
It made her a martyr
Blasting her & her china to China
6/24/14 Bawdy Limericks II Contest
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funny, happiness, life, love, uplifting,
Funny Colors
Blue eyes sparkle, when fun, hits the brain.
Cheeks red and cheery, when it’s insane,
Cute smile turns me pink.
Chuckles, urge a wink
One’s giggles bubbly, as white champagne.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
christmas, food, humor, uplifting,
Rudolph Can You Help
The hot sticky cinnamon buns,
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.
Rudolph can you help,
he said yes with a yelp.
toilet paper needed by the tons.
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
life, uplifting,
Slick Limerick
Susan Burch came bubble-wrapped
Not ready, but waiting, to be sent back
A reject toy
Till she met a boy
Who unwrapped her with happy claps
9/22/11
Received 2nd place in "Slick Limerick" contest
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
nature, space, uplifting,
Lonely Night
The night was lonely for a friend
But no one was up around then
That was until three
He let out a weep
And the stars came to comfort him.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
body, giggle, red, sun, uplifting, weather
A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like I am in a boiling pot
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
uplifting,
Limerick: Once An Uppity Lady In Freeze
Limerick: Once an uppity Lady from Freeze
Once an uppity Lady in Freeze
Bought a thousand three-hundred shoe-trees.
She had only two feet
Under her buckling meat.
People ate skunk cabbage soles to grease.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
uplifting,
Constantly In Flux
Must remain upbeat because negativity sucks
Builds mountains out of mole hills, now there's the crux
It's mind over matter
Keep climbing that ladder
Always remain upbeat coz life's constantly in flux
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, humor, new year, poems, uplifting, voice
Funny New Years Resolutions For 24
Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."
Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you need to rearrange.
No talking just write a lot more.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
uplifting,
Unique As Each Other
Where is it written, we must all toe the line
Act like clones and worship the same shrine
Those of good cheer
People far and near
Unique as each other, raise your glass of wine
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
food, humor, love, sweet, uplifting, words
A Fruity and Funny Limerick
Guess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat
Written by
Deneen White
Categories:
uplifting
One Wish
if I had one wish...
what would that wish be...
that wish would be..
for me...
to be me....
Written by
Marie Harrison
Categories:
food, funny, health, life, uplifting
Lean Times
Lean Times
When times are lean and mean I have to conserve
I rely on pocket change in reserve
Like pennies, dimes and quarters
Times like these I might loiter
Anything to fill my tank and preserve
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
uplifting,
The Big Bang Theory
A definition of the big bang theory, by heck
Can not only be applied to astrology but sex
We try not to yell
But excited as hell
We burst out, “I love you! I'll send you a cheque!”