Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
friendship, thank you, tribute,
I was blessed by a golden cash cow
She’s a wonderful friend to me now
For those in the know
She goes with the flow
Here’s my tribute, may she take a bow!
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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute,
I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!
Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas
25th January 2017
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Dear Flo is back, hang out the flags
It's been way too long, a real drag
She's promised me this
She'll honour my wish
So we'll once more enjoy this sweet scallywag
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
fun, tribute, writing,
There is a very cunning ham named Tom
Pens side-splitting limericks with aplomb
When Soupers are down
Tom removes their frowns
And their funny bones explode like a bomb
We love you, Tom!
Poem Details | by
Darren Watson |
Categories:
funny,
A very beautiful young lady named Jan
Explained the things she does for her man
I cannot believe what she said
The vision won't leave my head
If she wants to do it to me *She can.
A tribute to a dear friendlol
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Judy, Judy, Judy..Judy Konos is the one I mean
Not the famous Cary Grant quote, he uttered on the screen
In “Only Angels Have Wings”
His famous quote still rings
But Judy Konos is the one who makes my old heart sing
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Charmaine my love, you're the sweetheart of the Soup
Everyone adores you including this nincompoop
If you ever leave
So many would grief
Probably thousands would leave including this old coot
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Kim Van Breda |
Categories:
humor, poets, tribute,
oh what a wonderful group we make
as we pen our poems and take a break
our traits range from weird to strange
in all probability certifiably deranged
leaving legacies of genius in our wake
Poem Details | by
Rob Carmack |
Categories:
giving, humor, humorous, lust, passion, sexy, tribute,
Always salty and usually bitter
help encourage the spitter —
still better than the wonts
and those dreaded donts —
saved by the tolerable quitter.
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Written: 05.08.21
Contest: Quitters Never Win
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor, tribute,
A good friend to us all is our Kim,
Who wears bikinis when off for a swim,
Of course we all dig her,
With her gorgeous figure...
But it’s Jim that Kim is keeping trim.
Poem Details | by
Lin Lane |
Categories:
humorous,
To honor Jan in her own style...
I have a sweet friend whom I shall call Jan
She writes limericks like no one else can
finding humor in poop
sharing it with the soup
but it's stinky, Jan, please turn on a fan!!
~~~~~~~~~~~
October 8th, 2016
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
I know a young lady named Kimmie
A big smacker I wish she could gimmie
Plus a long distant squeezie
From this dear Asian sweetie
Would sure put a zing in my dinghy
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
There's sure a lot of sweeties living amongst us
Kimmie is one, her charms make me gush
She lives far away
But we talk every day
One could say it's a long distance crush
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Her real name's Jan, the Mistress of Mirth
She tickles our fancies with every verse
Where are our “fancies”
Are they inside our panties
With two minds like ours it could have been worse
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
celebrity, mystery, smart, tribute,
The consumate sleuth Sherlock Holmes
Hardly lacking the wit chromosomes
With the faintest of clues
To bemuse and confuse
Cracked crimes in the Welsh catacombs
AP: Honorable Mention 2023
Submitted on January 27, 2019 for contest LIMERICK 3 sponsored by JOSEPH MAY - RANKED 2ND
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Sir Silent One has recently paid me some visits
Not silent in appreciation for his charming wee snippets
Thank you Sir Silent
You are the finest
And may I add, love your jolly old game of cricket
Poem Details | by
Charlie Knowlton |
Categories:
funny, poetess, tribute,
There is a quick poet named Jan
Who hails from the Isle of Man
Her limericks border
on Soup`s law and order
Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.
Poem Details | by
Charlie Knowlton |
Categories:
poetess, tribute,
Above the StLawrence pens Line
who reads like a glass of fine wine
If one were to choose
from her list of Haikus
Bridezilla`s a favorite of mine
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
heaven, jobs, joy, tribute, work,
Seeing aisles of messy shelves
Before a shopper even delves
Is a horrible curse
Which Whole Foods can reverse
With stockers who were Santa's elves
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor, pain,
(my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)
I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
tribute, boy,
Was it big John or was it ol Jack
Who started me on this laugh attack
A limy or two
Now some haiku
Think I'll join in by throwing some smack
Poem Details | by
Lycia Harding |
Categories:
appreciation, dedication, funny, giggle, tribute,
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Have you met the new poet in town?
Here's a hint so he's easily found:
If you thought Tommy Boy
had a knack to annoy,
wait til you've been Tormented by Clown!
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Yogi Bear was named after this famous New York Yankee
Twas Yogi Berra, hearing him speak you never be cranky
A real fun loving soul
With a heart of pure gold
His goofy wit had his teammates forever needing a hanky
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,
Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's
Tribute To
Marshall Arts
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny, tribute,
A clever cookie and a good looky,
But certainly not a poetry rooky,
She always enjoys writing some,
Then stretching out in the Philippine sun,
Let's hope she never plays hooky.