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Poem Details | by DARREN WATSON |
Categories: funny,

Limerick 3

A very beautiful young  lady named Jan 
Explained the things she does for her man
I cannot believe what she said 
The vision won't leave my head 
If she wants to do it to me *She can.

A tribute to a dear friendlol

Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: fun,

A Tribute to a Major Appliance Dishwasher

I'm an Ultra Quiet with a whir
Frigidaire 24” Built-In White Dishwasher
Energy saver 
With hot and cold stir
Oh yes they do make a dishwasher

I’m getting so old they just don't know
They think I can do the job like a pro
Baskets are crumbling
Rust on everything
I'm ready to blow and overflow

Naive people believe what labels sell
They use a lemon scent liquid gel
States; “No" pre-washing
Leaves dishes sparkling 
All lies, it makes the dishes look like hell

They have hard water in their home
So the liquid soap makes no foam
Barnacles have formed
Heating elements deformed
I'm tired of their complaints when they get home

I'm an Ultra Quiet with a snore
Frigidaire 24” Built-In White Dishwasher
Energy saver 
No, not any more
Oh yes, they do need a new dishwasher


Contest Name: A Tribute to a Major Appliance 
Sponsor: Mary Oliver Rotman 

Categories: tribute,

Connie Marcum Wong

              My dear friend Connie Marcum Wong planted a rainbow tree
                   Under Luna's night she wrote a God's Kind Of Poetry
                              Embracing mother Earth she stood
                                In life's garden- bird in a wood
                    Laid golden eggs in silver beds for all of us for free

A Tribute to Connie Marcum Wong,Moon Maiden of Poetry

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: appreciation, poetess,

She Wears the Crown - Queen Jan Allison

A Tribute to Jan Allison. Mirror, tell me who is the rightful limerick queen There is a poetess, the most humorous I've seen She's the one called Jan Funniest in the land Reading her humour is like feasting on fine cuisine Her limericks make me laugh til I rupture my spleen and I wonder what she imbibes from her canteen She swears she doesn't drink So now I've begun to think It must be something she got from an inherent gene

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor, pain,

The zipper

 (my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)

I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: fun,


Write me a limerick you promise he said
I'll try really hard but these eyes they want bed
Hope my fingers will work
No Jack's not a jerk
Guess I'll write him a tribute instead

Categories: eulogy,

A Limerick for Eileen Manassian

A Limerick for Eileen Manassian
A Tribute to Her Muse

                                           Eileen had a Golden pen 
                                         Gifted by Roald Amundsen
                                               Her incredible ink
                                             Essence of ruby pink
                                         Made manna drink on a ben

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

Shania My Love

Shania my love, you gorgeous creature Sure like to explore all your amazing features It would blow my mind Snuggling up, I'd go blind I'd be your pupil and you'd be my teacher © Jack Ellison 2015
My tribute to the gorgeous and talented Shania Twain!!!

Poem Details | by mike dailey |
Categories: fantasy, social,

The Balls of Henry

This in in tribute to Chris Aand his ball limericks.

Old Henry, he had the desire
And a picture which sure did inspire
But with each frantic movement
He found no improvement
All he got was Great Balls of Fire

For he chose as a fantasy muse
Suzie, a female ruse
When he found she was male
All his efforts did fail
And Henry was stuck with his blues

yes, Chris did inspire me quick
With his poems about old Henry's stick
And the view he'd invoke
Describing each stroke
That led to this new limerick

mdailey    7/31/11

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,


My tribute to toast, a treat that's the most Russell loves it, but doesn't want to boast Invented it, he told me But a smirk I could see Methinks Russell choked when he spoke

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Bacon Bright Brown

Bacon Bright Brown

Bacon like bright, crisp and brown, 
And on biscuits do like to drown, 
Them with leftovers from the bacon; 
Carefully eggs always was breaking; 
Sunny side ones do easily go down.

Jim Horn

A Tribute to someone else's egg poem.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

A Gordon Lightfoot Tribute

Attended a performance last night that blew me away A concert in tribute of Gord Lightfoot, idol of my younger days What glorious memories Evoked teary-eyed reveries A journey back in music, a gentler time it portrayed