Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
spring,
In spring time fresh flowers are rising
New lambs in the fields – not surprising
In every hedgerow and tree
Lush beauty will surround me
It’s heaven; there is no disguising
02~16~15
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
jealousy,
Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!
For Line Gauthier's Funny Limerick Contest
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,
Two poets who couldn't agree
Raise their voices to their loud pleas
One wasn't able to stop
His zip open, out pops!
Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree
©JAFraser and OEGuillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015
Poem Details | by
jack horne |
Categories:
animal,
The python hung down from the tree,
It hissed and it scared little me,
I gave it a whack,
To make it turn back,
And have someone else for its tea.
For Russell’s Five Minute Challenge, 11th May
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor,
My missus' main problem would be
when her hair hangs down wet, she can't see
and then what did she do?
she used my Cat's shampoo
now we can't get her out of the tree!
Poem Details | by
Jonna Gallano |
Categories:
best friend, blessing, friend, friendship, trust,
I was lurking around but she finally found me,
We're watching the clouds and lying under a tree.
Saying words to be outspoken,
Worrying nothing even the glass is broken.
And I will lastingly love her because she's with me.
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
fun, love, nonsense, silly, tree, vacation,
Fell in love with a coconut
The tree stood tall outside my hut
Love sublime at first sight
I thought I‘d have a bite
Lost both front teeth right on the spot
posted on January 17, 2019
Poem Details | by
cheryl hoffman |
Categories:
games, humor,
Rich man covered eyes counting to 1,003
rich friend jumped in lear jet to flee
flew to Brazil
is there still
waiting to be found hiding behind tree.
9-19-17
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
anxiety, evil, fear, tree, word play,
I’ve seen the evil eyes of madness
Psychotic and vicious as can be
I thought to run
I thought to hide
Fearing for my safety climbed a tree
posted on February 13, 2019
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Poem Details | by
Margaret Foster |
Categories:
funny,
I’m a monkey who lived all alone
So of I went and got me a clone
He looks just like me
Moved into my tree
And now he wants a clone of his own
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
humor,
Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt
By
Tom Wright
There was a man, who had two wooden legs,
Who was attacked one day gathering eggs.
The woodpecker thought,
It was the tree he sought,
Until he’d whittled both his legs into pegs.
Poem Details | by
Keith Trestrail |
Categories:
allegory, bible, faith,
The tree is life - its branches broken -
For the grafted in its boughs betoken!
Faith is the root
And love its fruit...
So God will judge as He has spoken!
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see
Poem Details | by
Dakota Burns |
Categories:
animal,
The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash
While climbing he got a big gash
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash
Poem Details | by
Daniel Turner |
Categories:
cool, funny, giggle, humor,
I asked the old fruit tree out back
To bare something sweet for a snack
Went back the next day
His root was displayed
I chopped him down quick in one whack
an original poem by the poemdog Daniel Turner
Poem Details | by
Nina Parmenter |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, murder,
I buried my boss by a tree,
When they found him, they knew it was me,
The judge said, “You’ll pay!”
I said “No bloomin’ way!
I did all of that digging for free!”
28 May 2018
Poem Details | by
Annalise Brigham...a.k.a. Audrey Haick |
Categories:
nature
Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
age, autumn, emotions, halloween, october, tree,
Aged wings fairy sound
Swirling colors gather round.
Many more fill the air
Glide as grace for all to share,
Final rest upon the ground.
Poem Details | by
James Dooney |
Categories:
fruit,
The apple grows on the tree.
Shiny red and aiming to tease.
With a head full of sin,
it sure pulls you in-
just ask that lady named Eve.
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funnyme,
Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*me poor pecker*
Poem Details | by
Theresa a.k.a. Reecie |
Categories:
funny,
He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humor,
Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013