Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
spring,
Spring Forward
In spring time fresh flowers are rising
New lambs in the fields – not surprising
In every hedgerow and tree
Lush beauty will surround me
It’s heaven; there is no disguising
02~16~15
Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi
Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
jealousy,
Wood Envy
Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!
For Line Gauthier's Funny Limerick Contest
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,
Out Pops - a Collab With Olive Eloisa Guillermo
Two poets who couldn't agree
Raise their voices to their loud pleas
One wasn't able to stop
His zip open, out pops!
Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree
©JAFraser and OEGuillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
animal,
Python
The python hung down from the tree,
It hissed and it scared little me,
I gave it a whack,
To make it turn back,
And have someone else for its tea.
For Russell’s Five Minute Challenge, 11th May
Written by
Jonna Gallano
Categories:
best friend, blessing, friend, friendship, trust,
Genuine Damsel
I was lurking around but she finally found me,
We're watching the clouds and lying under a tree.
Saying words to be outspoken,
Worrying nothing even the glass is broken.
And I will lastingly love her because she's with me.
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
fun, love, nonsense, silly, tree, vacation,
Nuts Over a Coconut
Fell in love with a coconut
The tree stood tall outside my hut
Love sublime at first sight
I thought I‘d have a bite
Lost both front teeth right on the spot
AP: 3rd place 2020
Posted on January 17, 2019
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
games, humor,
Rich Hide and Seek
Rich man covered eyes counting to 1,003
rich friend jumped in lear jet to flee
flew to Brazil
is there still
waiting to be found hiding behind tree.
9-19-17
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
anxiety, evil, fear, tree, word play,
Eyes of Madness
I’ve seen the evil eyes of madness
Psychotic and vicious as can be
I thought to run
I thought to hide
Fearing for my safety climbed a tree
posted on February 13, 2019
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
betrayal, fate, insect,
Pricked Everywhere
A fat man while clambering up a tree
To pluck pears was stung by a swarm of bee
Alas! With a heavy thud,
He landed in the dry mud
Bees stung on his limp prick and he couldn’t flee!
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
death, evil, fear,
Banshee
Still, I have a severe fright for banshee
Once I felt, I saw her under a tree
It made my poor brain sizzle
And on bed, made me drizzle.
At night, hearing a shriek, I had to flee.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
creation,
appealing taste
A lemony drink that is mellow
Alcohol sugar zest yellow
Unlike its fruit tree
It's said with a long e
In Sorrento they make limoncello
Written by
Margaret Foster
Categories:
funny,
Monkey See Monkey Do
I’m a monkey who lived all alone
So of I went and got me a clone
He looks just like me
Moved into my tree
And now he wants a clone of his own
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
humor,
Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt
Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt
By
Tom Wright
There was a man, who had two wooden legs,
Who was attacked one day gathering eggs.
The woodpecker thought,
It was the tree he sought,
Until he’d whittled both his legs into pegs.
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Holiday Goodies
Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny
Don'T Fool Around! (Ode To Golf)
Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
funny,
Angry Bird
He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
giggle, humor, night, old, silly,
night cat
cats in my neighborhood agree
there is something youd like to see
if you stay out all night
and meow until light
a man with a club climbs a tree.
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
cool, funny, giggle, humor,
Be Specific
I asked the old fruit tree out back
To bare something sweet for a snack
Went back the next day
His root was displayed
I chopped him down quick in one whack
an original poem by the poemdog Daniel Turner
Written by
Dakota Burns
Categories:
animal,
A Dumb Squirrel
The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash
While climbing he got a big gash
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Musings of a Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Pepe' Le Pew
While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
age, autumn, emotions, october, thanksgiving, tree,
autumn
opaque wings fairy sound
swirling hues gather round
glide without care
past our sad stare
final rest on the ground.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor,
Limerick: Once a Tipsy Toddy-Tapper Took Wench
Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
nature
A Lonely Owl
Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funnyme,
Viagra Is the Pill For Me
Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*me poor pecker*