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Limerick Poems About Thanksgiving | Thanksgiving Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: celebration, food, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

TURKEY'S DONT ENJOY THANKSGIVING

Today it is Thanksgiving Day For all dead turkey’s I do pray That you had a good life Now you’re carved with a knife Served on a plate as the entrée Have a great Thanksgiving folks! 26th November 2015

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, thanksgiving,

Thomas Turkey Avoids The Dreaded Axe

Tom Turkey got lost 'midst the teeming flock,

   Thus, avoiding the dreaded chopping block!

      Hunkering down spared his life,

         Averting the carving knife!

            He now recovers from traumatic shock!


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: thanksgiving day,

For Canadian Eyes Only

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks



Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,

Thanksgiving in the mirror

With "plenty" this culture's endowed 
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

Canada's Thanksgiving



It's Canada's Thanksgiving, today is the day We give thanks for a country that continues to amaze Peaceful and prospering Steadfast and unfaltering Proud as punch to be Canadian, this oath I convey © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: funny, holiday, day,

A Not So Good Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a day to be grateful,
Not a day to be grumpy or hateful.
But a burnt pumpkin pie,
And a turkey that's dry,
Might make it hard to be elateful.*


11/16/12
*(I realize elateful is not a word, but I claim poetic
   license.)































Poem Details | by Randy Imwalle |
Categories: animal, food, funny, holiday, humorous, thanksgiving,

Which Turkey to Take - A Thanksgiving Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.


Poem Details | by kevin leake |
Categories: humor, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

Thanksgiving





Now on this thanksgiving day
Whilst you wash your dinner away
With wine and coffee creamy topped 
And listen to the music bop
I wish you all the turkey trots




© Copyright K.C.Leake
27th November 2015
All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by David Bose |
Categories: humor, thanksgiving,

Overlooked Tradition

Deprived pilgrim wives ruminated
On ways to get hubbies elated:
After Thanksgiving chow
Ogling men hollered “wow!”
As wet-shirted women they rated.


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: thanksgiving day,

The gobble-oscopy

The “gobble-oscopy” 


When the chef succumbed to his bottle
twenty turkeys escaped without gobble
took an apple and stuck it
where no one would pluck it
so the chef giving chase could but hobble

John GLawless
11/23/2016


Poem Details | by kevin leake |
Categories: blessing, humor, thanksgiving,

Turkey Day




Let’s thank God for this turkey day
But all of the birds have runaway
They must of seen the axe 
Don’t think they could relax
Left all their feathers in the hay



© Copyright K.C.Leake
26th November 2015
All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Renee Kelly |
Categories: thanksgiving, , cute,

Turkey Gobbler

There once was a turkey named Tom
Always persecuted by those with aplomb
   He managed a stay
   From one with much sway
But still served to all with much calm


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: food, holiday,

Our Thanksgiving Pants

We all commented that the turkey was grand,
somebody saying the gravy was too bland,
we had said Grace,
stuffed our faces,
thank God for pants with elastic waist bands!






11-24-16
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: nonsense, thanksgiving day,

happy T day

Happy day of giving thanks to all Ameri-cans
enjoy your feasting-football-family, party-hearty plans
even to you
who do tofu
instead of turkey (those birds, your biggest fans)


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: holiday, humor,

The First Thanksgiving

Thankful and blessed are we today
1621 started this holiday
the Mayflower trip
Squanto's Indian tips
thank God he was bilingual by the way!



Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! :)
11-23-17


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

My Thanksgiving Poem

My Thanksgiving Poem

We re giving God thanks for the creation.
Of America that is another new nation;
Happiness existed;
Love persisted,
And there now will be a big celebration.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

A Pilgrimage

A Pilgrimage

Of Christ, many said they saw an image,
So to certain place went on a pilgrimage;
Were in search of,
Love from above;
Bethlehem is where they found a village.

Thanksgiving is coming soon.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

Thanks

Get out of my way
That's what I say 
When making my way to the table
And after some meat, stuffing and treats
I'll walk away if I am able

Happy Thanksgiving everyone
and if you do not celebrate it in you country
I'll just have to have your slice of pie


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Love Living and Forgiving

Love Living and Forgiving

Washington is where we love living;
Soon may be skiing by Thanksgiving;
Cascades snowing,
And we are going;
Found them friendly and forgiving.

Jim Horn

Live here in North Carolina now 
but our hearts are still in Seattle.



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Purring Occuring and Reassuring

Purring Occuring and Reassuring

While a pretty kitty kept on purring;
Our God made sure it was occurring;
At Thanksgiving;
Will like living;
Still do see my mother's ghost stirring.

Jim Horn

PSSome other poets had asked me 
to write a poem about Thanksgiving.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: thanksgiving,

Thanksgiving Turkey

Donald Trump, "As seen on TV"
Is an whole lot fatter than me
Perhaps you know why
He wants the whole pie
And would not share ONE crust with thee?