Limerick Poems About Thanksgiving | Thanksgiving Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: celebration, food, thanksgiving, thanksgiving

TURKEY'S DONT ENJOY THANKSGIVING

Today it is Thanksgiving Day For all dead turkey’s I do pray That you had a good life Now you’re carved with a knife Served on a plate as the entrée Have a great Thanksgiving folks! 26th November 2015


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, holiday, thanksgiving,

A Thankful Turkey

Written by Gail DeBole

When a turkey, who yearly escapes
From his owner's Thanksgiving plate,
Was asked to reveal
Why he's never a meal
He said, "That much of a turkey I ain't!"



Note: Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of each November in the United States President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed this as an official holiday in 1863.


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: thanksgiving day,

For Canadian Eyes Only

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks



Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funnythanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

Healthy Moderation

Our first lady Michelle from the white house.
Encourages healthy eating not souse.
Limbaugh cries idiot.
In the newspaper writ.
She was eating hamburgers with her spouse!

In Vale he said they were sking on snow.
Then eating ribs, he said on his show.
But how can he talk?
With his bulk hard to walk!
Having chest pains to the hospital did go!

"Food Nanny" Obama is saying,
Having barbeque won't be paying.
Have pie on Thanksgiving Day,
Said Michelle critics say,
Moderation??  To the dogs we're straying!






Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: america, bird, symbolism,

Turkey For Me


Turkey For Me


The turkey's our grand native bird
America's finest—absurd
that eagles became
our symbol of fame
since "native" is always preferred.

Bald eagle's our symbol for sure
but turkeys each year were a lure
at markets and farms,
in fields and barns,
our Thanksgiving feast did insure.

Main course for our dinner that day,
two centuries plus, turkeys they
appeased, kept us strong,
when feasts came along,
they sacrificed their lives that way.

So it would be fair if we could
choose turkey for the common good.
Our symbol should be
Thanksgiving Turkey!
Their service is misunderstood!


Sandra MHaight

~NA~
Contest: 1776: The Eagle, The Dove, Or The Turkey?
Sponsor: Mary Oliver Rotman
Judged: 11/10/2015

Fictional Fun Write—I love our Bald Eagle!


Poem Details | by kevin leake |
Categories: humor, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

Thanksgiving





Now on this thanksgiving day
Whilst you wash your dinner away
With wine and coffee creamy topped 
And listen to the music bop
I wish you all the turkey trots




© Copyright K.C.Leake
27th November 2015
All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by David Bose |
Categories: humor, thanksgiving,

Overlooked Tradition

Deprived pilgrim wives ruminated
On ways to get hubbies elated:
After Thanksgiving chow
Ogling men hollered “wow!”
As wet-shirted women they rated.


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: food, holiday,

Our Thanksgiving Pants

We all commented that the turkey was grand,
somebody saying the gravy was too bland,
we had said Grace,
stuffed our faces,
thank God for pants with elastic waist bands!






11-24-16
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!


Poem Details | by Regina Elliott |
Categories: humorous, thanksgiving,

Thanksgiving Warning

  Wild turkeys walking by the road,

  asked them, "May I be so very bold,

  fellers, did you hear

  Thanksgiving is near

  RUN!, or be on china trimmed with gold!"


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

My Thanksgiving Poem

My Thanksgiving Poem

We re giving God thanks for the creation.
Of America that is another new nation;
Happiness existed;
Love persisted,
And there now will be a big celebration.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Horn Christmas Season Poem

Horn Christmas Season Poem

Soldiers sailed home from across the sea;
They did protect and defend you and me,
So here at home we were safe and sound;
Our freedom and liberty flowing all around.

How brave and honorable they had been;
Integrity and independence did defend;
Were returning home as a loyal winner;
Enjoy with family a Thanksgiving dinner.

Delightful Christmas returned from behind;
Chris Cringle had come courteous and kind;
He was seen bending down on each knee
Placing many gifts under decorated tree.

Should have seen deer pulling slick sleigh,
From high up in the clear air and far away;
Came to our homes with many more gifts,
And our souls and spirits surely always lifts.

Always is season when we want to inspire,
Whole wide world with all of its entire;
From us happy feelings pour and pour,
While we worship God more and more.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

Thanks

Get out of my way
That's what I say 
When making my way to the table
And after some meat, stuffing and treats
I'll walk away if I am able

Happy Thanksgiving everyone
and if you do not celebrate it in you country
I'll just have to have your slice of pie