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Limerick Poems About Teens | Teen Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory,

A Rambunctious Teen



It's the year two thousand and sixteen Many years since I was a rambunctious teen With slicked down hair It was devil may care Surrounded by young fillies so peachy keen

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Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: crazy, giggle, humorous, teen,

The Skateboarder

The Skateboarder
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

A skateboard he tried to ride.
He didn’t there long abide.
It went airborne,
It did not forewarn,
He landed on his under side!


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, on work and working,

Blockheads

"At a Place Called MrQuick's"

Serving burgers called “Quickies” I spent
time at work as a teen, and no gent
would I too often see!
Many blockheads asked me
for a quickie (a burger not meant)! 


For P.D's  BLOCK~ BLOCK~ BLOCK Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

These Coming Summer Days

Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays



Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: childhood, education, funny, teen,

Job Interview

There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: nostalgia, teen,

Drivin'

When you started drivin'
You'd want to go dive in
To the passion pits
And watch all the hits
At the good ol' Do-Drive-In


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: teen

My Dance Shoe

When I was, the age of twenty.
My dancing was admired plenty.
Only one dance shoe,
worked magic for you
Brown loafers with shiny penny

©  Feb 2011 for SKats "Favorite shoe"Contest



Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: natural disasters,

Limerick: Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister

Limerick : Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister

Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Thought she recognised the future Father
So she set him a trap
He rushed into her lap
Now she’s stuck with Twins, says Solicitor.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, school, teen, wife,

Girl in my Class

There once was a girl in my class.
One day I tried to make a pass.
My cheek still sting,
My ears still ring,
Yet married to me; Alas!


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: depression

The Perils of Internet Dating

There once was a granny called Vi,

With dentures, peg leg and glass eye.

Many photos I’d seen,

And expected a teen -

Who says that the camera can’t lie?



Poem Details | by savannah cook |
Categories: art, passion, teen,

the art of movie makeup

i study a pretty at a face
soon there will be no trace
a color here
another there
what a what a disastrous ace


Poem Details | by David Brooks |
Categories: car, grave, humor, teen,

Braggart

There once was a driver named Dave,
Of his driving he often would rave.
Then one day on his own, drove and talked on his phone,
Now he's bragging about his new grave.


Poem Details | by Randy Imwalle |
Categories: halloween, humor, teen,

A Ghoul Named McDimple

There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple.


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, teen

Stimulus Package

Our fine city built a brand new fountain
Stimulus provided so could obtain
Young person came up with a plot
A place for good suddings lot
Fear _cop in suba gear on bottom lain


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

My Anxious Willy



Often been referred to as kookie and silly It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies Knew this as a teen In my light blue jeans Which exhibited a bulge of my most anxious willy © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by John W Fenn |
Categories: funny, hope, teen

Jeans

A young lady still in her teens
Purchased a new pair of jeans
The jeans were too tight
And try as she might
She couldn’t help busting the seams


Poem Details | by mike dailey |
Categories: teen, boy,

Little Boy Blew

The story just might have been porn
That Little Boy Blue in the corn
For he’d gone and hid
For something he did
Trying to blow his own horn


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: age, loneliness, lust, passion, sexy, teen, woman,

Mid Life Cry Sis

A middle-aged woman named Jill
Believed she was over the hill
Then pizza-boy Fred
Delivered in bed
And now she's gone back on the pill

Teenage lads soon knocked on her door
With iPhones recording the score
The smiles on our street
Are a treat to greet
For Jill's not alone anymore!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Youman Bean



A silly old duffer I have always been Just an older version of a silly youman bean Never miss my cereal Watched nature material Nature's intrigued me since being an oversexed teen


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: riddle,

Hell's Bells



“Hell's Bells” what in hell does that mean An expression I've heard since I was a teen Do they have bells down there When you get seated in a chair Preparing you for a barbecue, what a hellish scene


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Rumpty Bumpty



Heard the term “rumpty bumpty”, what could it mean Is it to do with pleasure or perhaps something obscene Methinks it's pleasure By any measure Bumping rumpties has been a hobby since I was a teen


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: character, first love, integrity, men, romance, teen love, youth,

Cad aver

Hither and thither and yon
Is a place where all cads belong
An internet tweet
Records their deceit
To haunt them their whole life long


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

Youman Bean



A silly old duffer I have always been Just an older version of a silly youman bean Never miss my cereal Watched nature material Nature's intrigued me since an oversexed teen


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: winter,

IMPRESSED

A teen with his sleigh on the white terrain.
The sleigh up the hill and then down again.
     The sleigh clips a stump.
          The sleigh slays the bump.
The smile of his dreams says “your sleigh’s insane”

1/5/2019
Same word Winter Limerick
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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

My Anxious Willy



Often been referred to as kookie or silly It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies Knew this as a teen In my light blue jeans Which exhibited the bulge of my anxious willy