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Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: funny, word play,

Backwards

The teacher said, "Listen to this,"
"Said backward, your name has a twist!"
One kid caught her eye
She said, "Simon you try!"
In a moment he said, "No mis!"

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Poem Details | by charles messina |
Categories: humorous,

Three Days Suspension

My teacher, she once gave me a C 
The next cycle...she gave me a D 
I was young with no class 
When I pinched her fine … 
But that cycle...she gave me a B


Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: humor,

point taken

A new teacher whose discipline lacked,
From his pupils was daily attacked.
So he taped to each chair
A sharp tack in despair
And they soon got the point - that's a fact!


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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,

Replacement Teacher

There once was a teacher from Crete
Whose foot size was very petite,
Well her students did plot
And to high school they brought,
Some shoes for some oversized feet.



Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: desire, funny, humorous,

My Brazilian Relief English Teacher

 My new English teacher my loins disturb,
 her grammar poor but her samba superb.
   She asked me at a glance
   if I would like to dance?
 No Miss, I sheepishly replied...wrong verb!



                  August 2014


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: life, student, success, teacher,

Compliment to My Teacher

Sending out exercises and instructions so sound
discipline and good guidance steadily going round
in times never to imagine
words linked back to origin
ensuring from grass root, Life's graceful path has been found.


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: health,

No Reps

There was a bad gym teacher of Gott
Whose belly was becoming a pot.
He avoided exercising
Which wasn't surprising
Because he didn't give a squat.


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Unharnessed

 A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Final Instalment ,a hypothesis





Once there was a teacher by name Jenish Anthony "the Holy"
represented success by the simple equation  “E=C2” coolly
“E” success in any endeavor of value
“C” uncompromising pursuit of a value 
Bloody this hypothesis of Jenish"the great teacher" is no folly!


Poem Details | by Rhea Daniel Dear |
Categories: school,

My, My, What the Sickens

The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear


Poem Details | by JACQUELYN STURGE |
Categories: funny,

THE TEACHER

There once was a teacher from Trenton
who tried, but he couldn't keep his belt on,
His pants they would fall
on his knees he would crawl,
And the children, they all paid attention.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, games, humor, sexy,

Class Is In Session

A game that my wife and I played
To teacher I would be an aide 
My best I applied
To pass test I tried
And at breakfast I’d wait for grade


Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny,

Birds and the Bees


"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?" One day my son asked suddenly, "Just ask your teacher, she would know better" "No Dad she is yet to marry!" =============000============== By:kash poet


Poem Details | by Super Star |
Categories: children, fun,

Bob the alien

There was once an alien called Bob
Who had a very rubbish job
He was a teacher
And also a preacher
And he loved breaking door knobs!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

Shania My Love



Shania my love, you gorgeous creature Sure like to explore all your amazing features It would blow my mind Snuggling up, I'd go blind I'd be your pupil and you'd be my teacher © Jack Ellison 2015
My tribute to the gorgeous and talented Shania Twain!!!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,

Teacher's Pet

My math teacher's favorite cat
Liked to wear a baseball hat.
When the class stared it down
It would purr with a frown,
The Red Sox man are where it's at.


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, music,

Clarinet Lessons

To a teacher of music I go
To learn clarinet for a show
Despite some regressions
And twenty five lessons
I don't know which end I should blow.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: character, children, heart, humanity, political, school, teacher,

First Day of School

The children knew right from the start
Their teacher was born really smart
So from the get-go
They wanted to know,
"What's colder than Donald Trump's heart?"


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Teacher Limerick

There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule.


Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: absence, appreciation, children, dedication, giving, poetry, teacher,

Teaching Is Hard

A teacher with an always late student
Looked for ways to influence improvement
She tried best she could
But it did little good
Now the student remains mostly truant


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: high school, lust, relationship, remember, sexy, teacher, wife,

High School Reunion Buzz

I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?


Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Well It Is

My teacher said it is her belief,
the bean is a protein full chief,
then she pointed at me,
and asked ‘what is a pea?’
I replied, ‘it’s a mighty relief.’


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Received Great Teacher

Received Great Teacher

Received great teacher  from my Lord;
Have written I love her on blackboard;
Sure so pretty;
Will  be  witty,
And seeing her always do look toward.

Your Prudent Student




Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: humorous, word play,

The Best Letter

The new teacher said, "Class listen to me,"
"What do you think the best letter must be?"
One said with force,
"The G of course!" 
She asked, "Angus, why do you think it's the G?"


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

A Great Teacher

A Great Teacher

God gave a great teacher to suffice,
And after I received  further advice,
Better growing,
Always knowing;
Together another poem shall splice.

Jim Horn