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Limerick Poems About Suicide | Suicide Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Aiyah Torres |
Categories: romantic, suicide,

THE VAMPIRE's SNACK

           This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
                     Had found  a lady for snack
                          So beautiful and hot,
                           He gave her a shot.
             Suck her blood, AIDS virus attacked.

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Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Ticked Off

Fast-handed Harry was a renowned pick-pocket
He could grab a wallet with the speed of a rocket.
One day while doing some picking
A suicide bomber’s bomb was ticking.
Where once was Harry there’s now a socket.


Poem Details | by Justin Time |
Categories: death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

death is good

Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose 
And i'll tie it up on a beam

Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill 
And i'll end it all on a high

Death Death is the way 
For life is to sucky to play

So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.



Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Slow Suicide

McNeer couldn’t take it no mo’
By rope-in-tree he would go
 - Nerve’s gone I fear
 - It’s been near a year
(He’s waitin’ for the saplin’ to grow!)




Poem Details | by Misty Ann |
Categories: death of a friend, life, sad, suicide,

Last thought

Lightning strikes down cold pale thighs
rivers flow from broken blue eyes
there is nothing to do
but turn orange to blue
all beautiful things must die


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: death,

Suicide Bombers



Suicide bombers, these cowards blow me away To forfeit one's life for a belief that someday Their soul will be saved Their thinking's depraved Seems the world is sinking into total decay


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: heartbreak, life, poetry, poets, word play, work, writing,

one for the poets--just revised

Words we write sometimes do matter: 
"Each candidate's like a mad hatter"
So please Trump and Hill
Take a suicide pill
We dislike the former and latter! 







 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: suicide,

Self Killing



Ever thought of jumping off a big tall building Not me, I'm a chicken when comes to self killing It ain't that bad Life's just a fad The alternative doesn't appeal, it's kinda chilling


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abuse, appreciation, celebrity, character,

Public Honey not so Sweet

Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Homicide



Have any of you peeps heard of the latest craze Stuffing pepper up your nose till your mind's ablaze You think of suicide With a friend by your side Unless the friend objects, then it's homicide portrayed


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Sad Soul Committed Suicide

Sad Soul Committed Suicide

Up into the sky, he went for a ride;
His sad soul had committed suicide;
Did loop di loop;
And barrel hoop;
Crashed plane and all alone he died.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sexy, suicide,

The World Of Jack



In the world of Jack, things are strange indeed Some outrageous thoughts are waiting to be freed No control I have Just expel lotsa gas When attempting to be nice, fail totally, a bad seed


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: suicide,

Behavior Bizarre



Has there ever been a prez so crazy unpopular Are you serious, since time zero, most unpopular by far Just stating facts Can't argue that The world's still here in spite of behavior bizarre


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: suicide,

Our Cat Just Committed Suicide



Got a text message from my wife, our cat just committed suicide Very impersonal don't you think, used to be a phone call making us cry What have we become With a finger up our bum People are too busy for a phone call to hear our dear cat died


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: mental illness, suicide,

Mass Hysteria



Movies these days are filled with violence Perhaps one reason for this rash of mindlessness Pushes one over the edge When already on the ledge Perhaps one reason for these mass killings we all dread