Limerick Poems About Suicide | Suicide Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Ticked Off

Fast-handed Harry was a renowned pick-pocket
He could grab a wallet with the speed of a rocket.
One day while doing some picking
A suicide bomber’s bomb was ticking.
Where once was Harry there’s now a socket.

Poem Details | by Justin Time |
Categories: death, how i feel,

Big Fat Looser

I Am a Big Fat Looser

Oh I am a big fat looser
I don’t deserve to live
I need someone to take a Gun
And shoot me till I’m dead

Yes I am a big fat looser
I really want to die
I’m looking for a violent guy
To shoot me in the eye

Oh I am a big fan looser
I really have to say
If this is life I realize
I hate it every day

Yes I am a big fat looser
And life is just the pits
I am a guy that wants to die
Not live another day

Oh I am a big fat looser
I really hate this life
If you the one don't have a gun
Then maybe use a knife

Yes I am a big fat doofus
I really have to say
If suicide is painless
Well then maybe that’s the way

Oh I am a big fat doofus
I live in misery
But I don’t have the courage
Or I’d blow myself away

I really am a doofus
I’ve one more thing to say
If anyone is listening
Then shoot me right away
So I can die today

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: goodbye, history, , cute,

Poor Hannah

Hannah Adderley jumped with a wail
from the clifftop at Middleton Dale
but her petticoats cute
made a great parachute
for a soft landing, wow! What a tale!

(Hannah, of Stoney Middleton, Derbyshire, had been jilted at the altar
and although her suicide attempt was a failure she died of natural causes
 two years later in 1764)

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: heartbreak, life, poetry, poets,

one for the poets--just revised

Words we write sometimes do matter: 
"Each candidate's like a mad hatter"
So please Trump and Hill
Take a suicide pill
We dislike the former and latter! 


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Achieving After Conceiving and Perceiving

Achieving after Conceiving and Perceiving

Goals I accomplished after them achieving;
New ideas and thoughts can be conceiving;
My philosophy,
Is part of me;
Plans were result of what I was perceiving.

Deceiving and Are Grieving

Thoughts of his he had became deceiving;
We felt so sorry and then started grieving;
Were so sad,
He was bad;
Overboard bruised body must be heaving.

You can apply this to some politicians
that you may know.

Receiving and Relieving

Message from friends we are receiving;
From his duty he has must be relieving;
Has flipped lid;
Leaving he did;
Committed suicide and body are retrieving.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC