Limerick Poems About Success | Success Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: muse,

Write with the Wit of Twain

The Wit of Twain I recollect, Pa always used to say There is no pay if you don’t stop your play Maybe figured I'd learned Knowledge not given but earned Life is a success if you don’t delay © 6/20/2015
Mark Twain Quote:*The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Contest Name: Write with the Wit of Twain Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, poetry,


My penchant for writing was showing The comments I received were ‘glowing’ But at the end of the day I get another N/A My success in contests is slowing! WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ON 1st September 2016 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PUT YOUR CONTRIBUTION IN A COMMENT OR SOUP MAIL IT TO ME Winners winners everywhere but not a one for me Sadness is a heavy burden over my N/A poetry I'll blame all my losses on the judging albatrosses I think I'll toss them all into the depths of the sea WRITTEN BY LIN LANE The contest was posted as judged To open that link, my mouse trudged My write was not there! I knew, with despair, To NA trash bin it was nudged! WRITTEN BY SANDRA HAIGHT Never say never again for time will soon erase that pain Dry your tears ,don't be sad, who is to say what's good or bad Someone else might love your refrain WRITTEN BY BRIAN STRAND I checked the list not once but twice It wasn't there to my suffice I sulk my head Then cry in bed That mean old judge she isn't nice WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Wrote one that was such fun to read To a contest I posted full speed People thought it a hoot . It was given the boot Tell me what must I do to succeed! WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS I entered a new contest today I didn't make the list, got N/A That has to be so wrong My praise was a mile long The judge was out of it on that day WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y There are contests you'll never win You'll lose before you even begin So don't waste your time With your best rhymes You'll just be tossed in the N/A bin! WRITTEN BY JOSEPH MAY My words meant so much when first written So glowing the praise they were get 'in From the published results I endured such insults That my dream of a Pulitzer lay smitten WRITTEN BY CHARLIE SMITH I once wrote a poem that fit All the contest descriptionsAnd it Was praised with much grace I was hopeful to place, But completely forgot to submit! WRITTEN BY AGNES KRAMPE I put my N/As in a row Was like a long queue to a show! Some resigned shrugging, Bit of sighing ‘n frowning, But such fun, so here again I go! WRITTEN BY SAN WOO For new contests, these poems I write, The others feel my writing is bright, But when the results come out, My name is Nowhere About, For the judge has found it Not Alright. WRITTEN BY JO DANIEL My inspiration for words are on track I pat myself on the back What the hack, I cracked Another N/A I’ve racked No more entries for this maniac WRITTEN BY EVE ROPER As a poet wannabe, and new to this space enthusiastic by a 1-3 place, and grace, I feel bad for the true poets here, My apologies but kiss my rear, This is tongue and cheek, I’m here for the race! Never knew what N/A did mean, As I’m pretty new to the scene, I'm back to support Jan, Now folks that’s a TRUE fan Better limericks I haven’t seen WRITTEN BY MARK PAUL VAN DER MERWE A funny poem I had written Fit I thought for a competition I'd celebrate with bacon - The sponsor was mistaken! A N/A has made me stay hidden WRITTEN BY TEDDY KIMATHI

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: satire, school,

How young people can get ahead

School work leads to thrilling careers
Say hooray hip hip--give three cheers!
A student's new skill
Brings success just until
The bill for the loan's in arrears!

Poem Details | by arzoo akbar |
Categories: peace, race,

life time race

every year a new base 
every day a new race 

works often done 
life always runs 

thinking past of.....
walking fast as...

life always run 
without new base

minding up down
thinking lane down

race rather goes ,
for everyone here ,

no hurry in between
for been furious in between 

do not be fast so  means,
do not be much slow 

it can hang you up
and can shut you down

race always goes 
if you are together 

there can be a  success for you 
for those ,
who winds up the race.....

Poem Details | by susan viscione |
Categories: animals,


There once was a dog,

who started a blog,

he reported the news,

with barking reviews,

then toasted success with egg nog.

Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Final Instalment ,a hypothesis

Once there was a teacher by name Jenish Anthony "the Holy"
represented success by the simple equation  “E=C2” coolly
“E” success in any endeavor of value
“C” uncompromising pursuit of a value 
Bloody this hypothesis of Jenish"the great teacher" is no folly!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: art, celebrity,

Sketching Famous People

Think I'll get back to sketching famous people When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal My success rate's way up there Much more than my share Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by George Hammond |
Categories: money, travel,

Withdrawing rupees

When at home the card is so handy,
You buy all including some candy.
But India’s bombastic,
Unfavorable to plastic,
You’ll find cash is just fine and dandy.

Not good am I at the bank machine,
As much as I try incompetent I seem.
To get us sufficient,
Would be real efficient,
But that would be too much to dream.

Now India’s money is known as the rupee,
Dominations in hundreds here do you see.
But last in Japan,
Too much we demand,
And the computer said “No Siree”.

The machines in Oman and around,
No better or even as sound.
To give us some dough,
To the store we could go,
And buy us the stuff that we found

Mumbai’s machines are more tolerant,
Of I who was totally ignorant.
Of how to give me,
More than enough for coffee,
And it wasn’t the least bit hesitant.

A hundred rupees just seemed like a lot,
Even though I knew not how much I had got.
Turns out it would cover,
Not enough for another,
Cup of coffee a refill or not

Again I go back for another try,
To get enough green for things to buy.
To keep us full,
Of food and swill,
And success was had on the fly

Poem Details | by khalid raza |
Categories: funny, life, song-lyric, may,

Things do happen

Funny things or crazy things of the world
Small or big, things do happen in the world
when our heart wants to go some where
but the way becomes tough to go any where
what we give nobody takes
what we ask nobody gives
colorful weather do exist
color of the wind never exist
when we are in a hurry
we often have to worry
scratching the head to think something
working hard to achieve something
All these may be our activities
We may get reward for our abilities
When utilized in a proper way
Then success will be not away
we should always keep in mind
we should never look behind
things of whatever kind
may happen one day
wait for the day

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Gnirps, Syrups and Turnips

Gnirps, Syrups and Turnips

Guess what Gnirps are or is?

Two gnus had meet two gnirps
Had burps and tried many syrups
By time problem was final solved;
Eat no more gnirps they resolved;
Found success after eating turnips.

Jim Horn

Gnarrs and gnarls came up
for gnirpsHave you figured 
out gnirps are yet?

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: song,

A Weaver Of Dreams

Rod Stewart his name, a weaver of dreams, his fame His raspy voice was apparently appealing all the same Can't argue with that Pulled success out of a hat His sexy voice made ladies melt and become inflamed

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pride,

My Three Sons

It's the luck of the draw which parent's genes prevail The traits we inherit can even predict success or failure In my case so true Mine shone through Creativeness was their niche, all three sons set sail