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Limerick Poems About Stress | Stress Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: snow, stress,

- Snow, No Thanks -



Carl was tired of winter's sharp wars
Heartless and without love, even indoors
"I'm too old to shovel snow"
He bet everything.woe
Rio de Janeiro he adores














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Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: humor, travel,

Phil's Gone



On the second  Punxsutawney Phil could not be found
Appears he had abandoned his hole in the ground
But they found a note
He was going by boat
Seems the stress was too much; he was Miami bound


Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster


Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: funny, money, stress,

Charge It

I only just begun to charge
Impulsive buys are way too large
My credit card sighs
While bankbook cries
My pay cheque I need to enlarge


*So many things to buy since I bought a house, but I really am a wise shopper : )



Poem Details | by jide badmus |
Categories: hope, inspirational, philosophy,

light a candle

light a candle
let it glow with hope
let its thin film of smoke 
disperse the dark clouds
let it drizzle and frizzle out your stress, 
let it wash off the stench of sweat
let your pregnant hope 
deliver twins and triplets; 
multiple tales of success  


Poem Details | by Ashley Last |
Categories: hope, school, stress, write,

Tests

Pen flies when out of sight,
Boy, I hope that I'm right.
No award for me,
What a shame that'd be,
At least I gave it all my might.


Poem Details | by Albert Ahearn |
Categories: imagination, love

If I were...

If I were a sonnet poem
A lover would read my proem
she’d recite all my lines
and would stress my end rhymes
and love the syllables iamb.


Poem Details | by kristen bruni |
Categories: funny, me,

My Hot Therapist

At times a hair-raising event.
As I yell at my dryer and vent.
A machine to make me hot
Takes the brunt today's stress brought.
Just do your job and make me content.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: dance, funny, girlfriend, humor, money, work,

My Pole Dancer

This Pole Dancer she was with me
All other men must pay her fee
Still I must confess
My family’s stress
But Polish dance lessons aren’t free


Poem Details | by Greg Stanley |
Categories: natural disasters, nature,

Mother Nature

When she gets mad she will rumble,
And many structures can crumble.
Perhaps this is her sign,
To stress things are not fine.
Man, why can’t she be more humble?


By: Greg Stanley
January 3, 2012


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: desire,

Flying High



Wish I had wings like the birdies possess I'd fly through the skies getting rid of all stress Flying high up there Winds blowing my hair Giving thanks for all the happiness I possess © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

A New Alignment



Where can I go to buy some real excitement Is there a shop where I can get a new alignment Would pay big money In fact dollars by the tunny To experience the joy of a little refinement © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

HUH



Some freezing rain is predicted today Gonna stay put, the prognosticators I'll obey Consider my life precious Love eating lettuce With gobs of coleslaw dressing, delicious that way Huh???


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

Are You Nutso



Smile, damn it smile, you face won't break It's a brand spanking new day for goodness sake No grumpies allowed Sing hallelujah out loud In fact, break out in song as soon as you wake Are you nutso???


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Happiness Is Free



Why are some people blessed and others in distress Shouldn't happiness be distributed equally for everyone to access Think I'll write to the powers that be To pass a law to make happiness free It sure would go a long way to eliminate the world's stress


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

Byard, A Real Peculiar Name



A peculiar middle name, all my life I've been burdened with Twas “Byard”, that's even worse than “Archibald” or “Biff” What were Ma and Pa thinking They must have been drinking My nickname of Jack saved the day and made a big diff! © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Foot-In-Mouth Disease



Have a penchant for the old foot-in-mouth disease Been afflicted since us guys came down from the trees Never learned I guess It causes much stress Trying to make amends with words to appease


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: irony, stress,

Barred

Billy Joe was a caring bartender
who tried to be a broken-heart mender.
But stories of woe
put him in a hole.
Now he's gone on a two-week bender.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: adventure,

An Old Fashioned Guy



I'm an old fashioned guy with old fashioned ways Hard getting used to the fast pace of today Need to take a breath Eliminate the stress By singing “Swanee River” as my hair turns grey! © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

Hunkering Down



Hibernation is the name of the game As we hunker down today from the rain 200 mph winds were sustained In that Mexican hurricane Best let it blow over as to a lamp post we're chained © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

Long Skinny Legs



Flamingos have extra long skinny legs Why is that so, the natural question begs Their bodies are large To understand is hard How they support themselves on these long skinny pegs


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: forgiveness,

Foot-In-Mouth Disease



Have a penchant for the old foot-in-mouth disease Been afflicted since us guys came down from the trees Never learned I guess It caused me much stress Trying to make amends with words to appease


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: humor, life,

Working For Less

Working For Less
DrJames EMartin
©March, 2014

He’s working now for less
And under a ton of stress.
Many asked him why
He didn’t simply fly
And relinquish the casual dress.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: body, care, culture, food, health, society, stress,

Fast Food

McDonald's and Burger King fare
Fuel obesity fair and square
Fast food tastes so good
We eat all we could
Truth be told, we really don't care!


Poem Details | by Jaquay Atkins |
Categories: absence, abuse, addiction, conflict, sad, stress,

Sorrow Situations

There was a woman with a heart of malice,
drowning her sorrows within a chalice
Weep not, brighter days are ahead
Truth sinks in as she lies in bed 
The loud cries of her name echo, "Alice"?