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Limerick Poems About Stars | Star Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, political,

Guiding Star O'er Washington

I pray a  bright star will shine in the air

    O'er Washington to guide some wise men there

        Bringing gifts of commonsense

            And harmony to dispense

                To a nation that is in disrepair

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: betrayal, career, dark, evil, satire, true love,

life with t-rump XXI

Donald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar


Poem Details | by Mike Youds |
Categories: funny, science fiction,

Star Whores

Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,

Hedgehog - adult

I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN NO TWITTER NOR BLOG THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN



Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, nostalgia

Mickey Mouse

This is written with tons of tongue  in cheek

   But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week

      He was my favorite star

         Outshone Donny Duck by far

            A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: humor,

05-04-XXXX

Yoda clever was right on cue
And Obie did swell tae kwon do
But one day unique
In star wars double speak
Must be "May the 4th" be with you


Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: animals, music, song-lyric

Zebra Star

There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
    His voice was the rage
    When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!


For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest


Poem Details | by Marisa Moynihan |
Categories: happiness, how i feel, inspiration, music, star,

David Bowie

This idol, this man holds a place in my heart

He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start

He played as a king of a goblin land

Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand

David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Super star


Once there was an actor called Solomon” the Super star”
Demonstration of falseness and pretense for Oscar
A show of diligence
No show of dog race
Bloody, ultimately no gold is super star better hopeless star!


Poem Details | by Russell Sivey |
Categories: dream, life, star,

Dream World Star

I desire to enter the light of the dream world Where everything has hope, so I may get the girl The stars all shine above Giving off a special love Nothing is as bright as the star that gives a twirl
Russell Sivey


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: music,

Sing Out

To sing out the Star Spangled Banner
In the most appropriate manner
You must have four
To sound out more
And highlight that new fangled scanner


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

Where Oh Where Did My Little Friend Go



Where oh where did my little friend go He used to be the brightest star of my show Now shy and reserved Seems to have lost his nerve Guess old age is finally taking its toll © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: addiction,

Star Wars



Just came back from a Star Wars viewing “FANTASTIC” now I understand all the hulaballooing It sure blew me away Don't know what else to say No words can describe it, my mind is schmoozing © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun, silly,

As I Play My Sitar



So many times I've wished on a star Still not rich, it ain't working so far Perhaps if I cheat And offer a treat Like a girl star to cuddle while I play my sitar © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: imagination,

Arise

Spishu, spishu shooting star flies
Noisily streaks across night skies
Lights life for split second
Then wonder if beckons
Which one is being called arise  

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Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Cigar, the might


Once there was a man called Cigar, the might
His wonder-statement “Might is always right”
Verity when supposed never
Wind somebody up for sure
Bloody this Cigar could only be a movie starright?


Poem Details | by Angeline Star |
Categories: confusion, gender,

Steve or Eve

By Angeline Star

Eve came every night from the base
her green hair and pink shoes a disgrace
No one noticed her lack of mammory glands
and instead saw her round end and full lips
they just thought she liked  big man hands.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

The Bells Rang Out



Along with Judy Garland, this star was born Twas for me, they rang the bells and sounded the horns Yup! Li'l ole me On my mommies knee Destined for greatness but my mind was stillborn © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Chopped Liver Was Me



Once had a friend, Ken Steeles With the girlies he sure had appeal Outshone me I agree Chopped liver was me But my star possession was concealed © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Tickle Me Bum



Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy Everything's loopy and totally groovy Lost half a pound Look great in a gown Next I'll star in a Hollywood movie


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: star,

Pure Gold



A couple of months I'll be eighty-one years old This warm body of mine will soon start to feel cold Had a great life Not too much strife And this gorgeous specimen is still pure gold LOL


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

Mother Nature



Mother Nature is the star of the summer show Knows what we look for, knows to her we owe The sunshiny happy days Laying on a chaise Burning the crap out of our ears and our nose


Poem Details | by Tom Quigley |
Categories: baseball, memory, sports, time,

Raul Mondesi, Jr

Raul Mondesi is back from wherever he’d been hid
Storming into the Big Leagues and making another bid
But he played over a decade ago
Guess for me time hasn’t gone slow
And the rising star this year is Mondesi’s kid

3/31/16


Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: film, funny, space,

The Emperor's Office

The Death Star builder said it was flawless
But in hindsight he wasn’t too cautious
There was the exposed center
But what really helped end her
The emperor had no corner office


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

I'm Stupid-fied



My limerick star is low in the sky I'm struggling of late and don't know why Could be the weather Knock me over with a feather Need to get back on track, I'm quite stupid-fied © Jack Ellison 2015