Limerick Poems About Spring | Spring Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: spring,


In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: earth, growth, spring,

Spring Forward

A helical "Slinky" type coil
Compresses or springs without toil,
It’s spiral at times,
Or stretched to the nines...
Like worms that are happy in soil!

Beneath or on top of the ground,
They stretch, but so often lie wound,
Their tunnels air earth
To make healthy dirt
And seedlings are glad they’re around!

© Sandra MHaight 2015 
   All Rights Reserved

~2nd Place~
Contest: Spring Forward
Sponsor: Debbie Guzzi
Judged: 03/09/2015

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, mum,

Titillating Experience

Mom caught her boob in the washer’s wringer
Rotor made Mom an opera singer
    Tit for tat, she got redder
     Pop struggled with the lever
I pulled the plug, was able to spring ‘er

Wow!  Mum is the word on this awful day
We don’t refer to this deed of foul play
     “Hah! Your Dad’s a dud," she cried
     As with pain pills she was plied
Now under the radar Pop stays away

*Entry for David William’s Palindrome Mad Contest
By Carolyn Devonshire

Palindrome Words:
Mom, boob, rotor,  tit, tat, redder, Pop, Wow, Mum, refer, deed, Hah!, Dad, dud, radar

Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: spring,


   A spring was made and then consigned
   In spiral form to serve mankind.
   There's tension in the shape,
   It's aching to escape
   From python hold and then unwind

   Sponsor: Debbie Guzzi 
   Contest: Spring Forward
   Placed: 7th

Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: garden, humor, spring,

Gardening time, everybody

Now that spring has arrived on the scene
to get out in the garden I'm keen
can't let one more day pass
without cutting the grass
since the light through my window is green!

Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: spring, winter,

Spring Forward 2

There once was a seed in the ground
Waiting for Spring to come around
Her patience gave way
Came up anyway
Now she is frozen to the ground

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,


A pretty young lass from Dover Just loved to get her leg over A quick roll in the hay Any time night or day Her boyfriend is in spring clover 02~28~ 2015 checked with how many syllables 8 8 6 6 8 Contest: Spring forward - Debbie Guzzi ~awarded 6th place~

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: fun, humor, joy, nature,

Mischievous Spring

A mischievous season called Spring
Liked to tickle the tree tops an’ ting
And teach songs to the birds
Full of old fashioned words
Oh the rude songs Spring taught them to sing!

Spring liked to laugh, and to run
On the hill tops and wind up the sun
With a glint in her eye
And the hint of a thigh
And her hair down and buttons undone

Sometimes she’d knock off a joke
How the squirrels would squeak as she spoke
And oh how the tits
Loved the sniggery bits
Of the ones for the feistier folk!

Spring liked the tease and the chase
Oh the flirtatious look on her face!
Catch me!  She’d say
Always getting away
Well, not always A time, and a place

A word, Winter said, in your ear
You’re crossing a line here, I fear
Enough of the bants
And the flashing of pants
It’s most unbecoming, my dear

Winter, said Spring, you’re as old
And as wet and as grey and as cold
As a sheep in the mud
While I’ve fire in my blood
I shall not do a thing that I’m told!

And off she went, flicking the Vs
I am Spring, and I’ll do what I please!
Off to dance in the ring
With no knickers an’ ting
And to tickle the leaves in the trees

© Gail Foster 17th March 2018

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Robert Hooke his law

Hooke’s Law

Robert Hooke caused quite a commotion
In the academic ocean
When in spite of his Gown 
With a lady of the Town 
He enjoyed simple harmonic motion

Not before had he seemed so spry
That nobody could deny
He’d a verve and a pep
And a spring in his step
As he walked along the High

Thus out of his indiscretion
That made such a lasting impression
He cognised and saw
There must be a law
Of extension and compression

Poem Details | by Kimberly Shaw |
Categories: betrayal, funny love,

Spring Forward

I can't hear, said the man to his wife
Did you say, that you're holding a knife?!

with her hands hid behind
a smile not truly kind

Lunging forward he sprang for his life!

Submission for poetry contest:  Spring Forward (Limerick)

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny, sea

Avoiding Amputation

I watched the sailfish spring from the sea

Had no wings, an enigma to me

     Why in flight did it embark?
     Pursuit by a great white shark

Its sail would soon be an amputee

Poem Details | by KP Nunez |
Categories: humorous,


There once was a girl named Bo
Her dad did not like her beau 
So one day they eloped
But Bo’s dad dashed their hope
He sprang from behind with bolo.

*bolo - noun, a large, heavy, single-edged knife or machete for hacking, used in the   Philippines and by the U.SArmy

05 March 2015

Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: dark, humor,

Crocodile Tears

He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.


Contest: Open Poetry 
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th

Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: fun, spring,

Spring Forward

This winter I am so much over
I need to run out in the clover
Time for spring to forward
Maybe I'll just move shoreward
And spend my time as a fearful rover.

Contest:  Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: spring,

Why Sammy Loves Spring

In the spring, Sammy loves planting trees. With his son, he flies kites in the breeze. But his favorite thing Is at night performing With his wife like the birds and the bees! For the Spring Forward Poetry Contest of Debbie Guzzi

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: animal, nature, sexy,

Spring Fling

Spring Fling

In the midst of the instinct to mate
she went sniffing around for a date
and once on the scent
all her energy spent
succumbed to spring’s arduous fate

John GLawless

submitted to – Spring Forward – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Debbie Guzzi

Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: spring,

Spring Time

The sun came to see us today
Does that mean spring is on it’s way
Flowers Blooming
And trees budding
Do we think it is here to stay?

Contest: Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Big Grinnies

There's happy day's coming just up ahead When spring raises it's sleepy old head With a yawn and a stretch Winter's outta her that old wretch So relieved we'll all sport big grinnies instead

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: political,


A small temporary summer crush Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush Media gives each a free ride On all TV screens can not hide Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: funny love,

Spring forward

Spring forward

If he could spring in more money,
and avoid acting apparently funny,
Will see springing young buds ahead of spring,
and essence of joys that life surely does bring,
Will relish the cushion springs with his sweet honey !

Written March 5th, 2015
For contest by Debbie

Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend

Emmmmm Good

The spring in my pants was so dandy.
She wanted to suck it like candy.
When she closed her eyes.
I gave my surprise.
Never saw a girl quite that handy!

For Francine Roberts "Wow me in 5 lines" contest

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animal, funny, humor,

Where Do Crickets Go

As winter approaches, their songs die out
Their gentle chirping I can’t live without
     Field mice make their way inside
     Lizards under my couch hide
So what’s with the crickets; have they no clout?

Green crickets in Florida grow quite large
Perhaps in cold times they cruise on a barge
     Carnival Cruise Line reject
     Like Dangerfield, no respect
Not even an honorable discharge

Do they erect shelters ‘neath a snow mound?
Their disappearance surely does confound
     Like snowbirds, do they leap south
     Hearing winter’s roaring mouth?
Could they be in a Mexican camp ground?

The wasps and bees, well, they disappear too
But I give no thought to the stinging crew
     As surely as the sun shines
     I miss crickets’ scratching lines
But in spring their songs will return on cue

Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: humor, spring,

Spring Chicken


There was a spring chicken named Brewster.
He was the school’s number one booster,
      but this spring he forward-sprang
      from the girls’ room overhang.
Now he’s called - the naughty old rooster.

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: funny,

The Sailor's Itch

The Sailors Itch

Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon
He gave her the gift much too soon
now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’
with off spring a-hatchin’
Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon

John GLawless

Poem Details | by Jesse Rowe |
Categories: friend, friendship, seasons,

Two Leaves

Two girls lived upon Sycamore.
Close as any friends were before.
Despite rainy, spring day
They'd laugh and they'd play
In matching green dresses they wore

Said one to the other in May,
"My dear, you look pretty today
In your beautiful dress
What a grace you possess
Forever will we be this way!"

But as time went by and they grew
The winds of change came blowing through.
Though neither knew why
And they still lived nearby
The times that they shared became few

As dog days of summer lolled by
The ground like their friendship went dry
They both suffered alone
Thinking,  "Now that I've grown
She has long since cast me aside."

At last on one September night
Beneath a pale harvest moon light
When neither expected
They both reconnected
She said,  "My dear,  aren't you a sight!"

"Your dress, oh the color transcends
Though wrinkled and curled at the ends,
And see, mine is the same."
And once more they became
The closest and dearest of friends

But each colder day that went past
Twas shorter the rays the sun cast
Soon their generation
Succumbed from their station, 
But they and their friendship held fast

Together on winter's first freeze
They exhaled the autumn's last breeze.
With their stems intertwined
If you search you can find
Lightly buried in snow: Two Leaves.


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: seasonsspring, spring,

Spring (limerick)

Spring spring how nice of you to come
So happy all the cold and snow is done
  Let's enjoy the flowers the birds and the bees
  Fun things to watch like leaves grow back on trees
I love spring and I know I'm not the only one

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

A Green Christmas

Looks like we could have a green Christmas this year Which is great as long as it snows on that day, d'ya hear Just that special day Then melt all away Let's not go overboard, can't wait for spring to appear © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: fun,

The Hot Mom and The Pool Boy - A Poetrysoup Collaboration

The day was long and she was spent
off to the pool our hot mom went
asked for some lotion
and dreamlike potion
drifting away she was content

Before to long she had awoke
sounds of pleasure the pool boy spoke
she fell for his charms
and into his arms
he was large now her seat is broke

Jan Allison

They soon were misbehaving
her bikini top he was waving
they broke every rule
had a romp in the pool
he pretended he was lifesaving

San Woo

It did appear a good ruse
as sugar daddy accused
but the lip to lip
was below her hips
so she yelled, "It's sexual abuse"

He screamed, "You think I'm obtuse?"
I am not even amused
for your lusty slips
you shall get no tips
I shall go find a new muse

Chris Green

She only meant to get some sun
but now her plan became undone
a shadow loomed
as something bloomed
the pool boy said, "Let's have some fun"

John Lawless

Oh her pirated boy he moved fast
as they replayed a game from the past
but in her haste
and no longer chaste
forgot the plank she'd just slid down

Darren White

She lay on her back in the pool
the pool boy grinned like a fool
he spring boarded too
from ten meters mind you
and landed on her, that's not cool

Jean Murray

He landed on her...but wait
his aim was true for his mate
he dived right in
it was win, win, win
they both felt it was great

Daniel Turner

He showed to her his cleaning tool
that hot momma started to drool
he cleaned her alright
way into the night
came back the next day for the pool

It was so hard to do his job
she had become his new heartthrob 
she sunned in the nude
and his eyes were glued
to her furry thing-a-ma-bob

James Andersen

She was never a prude
loved basking in the nude
he cleaned the pool
then flashed his tool
she never felt more screwed

She had come from old money
was a pretty hot bunny
he was such a fool
never cleaned the pool
long as he calls her honey

Charmaine Chircop

He always called her sweet honey
sugar babe, chick, and hot mummy
she called him her bear
with no manly hair
who sucked on her pears and tummy

Daniel Turner

Her husband home early from work
looked out the door with a smirk
out in the lounge chair
the pool boy was bare
while his wife did some needlework

Demetrios Trifiatis

Hot mom desired the strong handsome pool boy
she wished to use him as a pleasure toy
come she said let us two play
can't wait, please do not delay
but be careful my seat not to destroy

*who wants to add?*

Poem Details | by bill frew |
Categories: fantasy


you are my brazen buttercup
for you, little wee frogs will jump up!

            a new spring has sprung
            as you look into the sun,

and await your best friend, Miss Tulip!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

Best Season

Each day that passes is one day closer To that joyous season when we roll in clover Smell the spring air Feel like a millionaire Absolutely best season, there's nothing more surer

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

As Angels Appear

The first warm days of spring every year Send our hearts a-soaring as angels appear Overcome by sweet bliss They greet us with a kiss Our trials and troubles all at once disappear © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Sara Chansarkar |
Categories: spring,

Mango Spring

Tantalizing green was the color of spring green mangoes.
Sitting high, calling out to me again from the windows!
Pray a strong wind comes around
Lays them down on the ground
How I want to taste them, but “You'll fall sick” ,Ma echoes!

Date written:04/05/2016

Poem Details | by Sean Fahrnebruch |
Categories: dark, death, depression, happy,


To die before you die is worse then death itself.
Time doesn’t stop as you are sprung backwards.
Now you have to climb forward
Desperately yearning to revert to your normal self.
Desperately wanting something to spring you back to where you were, happy

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

A Rose In My Hair

Could it be that spring is in the air No worries about the news, not a care Think I'll run naked That'll surely shake 'em Through the streets wearing just a rose in my hair

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Outstanding In His Field

Tim said I was outstanding, did he mean out standing in the field It's bloody cold out there, spring has yet to be revealed Wearing just jockeys Sure got some moxy Since the last operation on my brain it hasn't yet healed © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: confusion, funny, life, philosophy,

Next Thing to Believe

Why do we believe the hype they spread?
Next year they say we all might be dead
This spring all will shut down
Does this bring you a frown?
Rise of gasoline with rise of bread

We seem to believe whatever they say
Why are their words now gospel today
We are losing freedoms
More or less, like kingdoms
We left one of these, for freedom to pray

Let’s see if a rumor I start unfurls
Our new cars will be run by squirrels
Fueled by nuts and acorns
But never peppercorns
Because if you do, the car just twirls

Written for

Sponsor john freeman 
Contest Name Slapstick Limerick Contest 

Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: humor, love,

My First Va Gina

One spring break I went to Argentina
And met a sweetheart ballerina
Gina was her name
A Virginia dame
She was my very first VaGina

Poem Details | by Iris Elizabeth Sankey-Lewis |
Categories: longing,

Finding Jacqueline

From my window, I saw spring flowers
Kissed by morning's radiance
You were my cloud of joy
Touching me with your charm
You awakened me from dream to thee
Love was in the air when I looked up
A moment of clarity sparkled
Love's rebirth arrived with you, my love
You illuminated the chambers of my heart
You, like kaleidoscopic pastels
Of spring flowers graced my space
In visions, with your loveliness, capturing me

I was in transit
Yet, sifting through pages of time
Again you emerged; as I unearth my symbol of love
Letters and numbers were blessings in disguise
A printed flower called Jacqueline, graced sheets of white
Your voice became a sweet soothing sound to my soul
I sat in awe, poised with pen on sheets of white
There you were, as pure as precious luck
Or is it, we should stay in touch?


Poem Details | by Butterfly Mantra |
Categories: flower, sun,


Spring has sprung, noticing on my way out
The budding vegetation seems to stand up and shout
“Look at me!” fave time of the year
They stand tall, most without fear
Yep, surely spring has come-Live on bud sprout!
Jessica Peets
			For: Debbie Guzzi’s Spring Forward Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

A Spring Ballet

Went for my first walk of the spring today Almost peed myself while doing a ballet Prancing through puddles Blowing pretty bubbles As lightly I skip carrying my bouquet

Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: lovelove,

Unspeakable Love

Unspeakable love, the ultimate rush
A love that causes the roses to blush
In the spring even the birds
Can love without using words
Or maybe it's only a secret crush

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Outstanding In My Field

Outstanding in my field, NOT out standing in my field It's bloody cold out there, spring has yet to be revealed Wearing just jockeys Sure got some moxy Since the last operation on my brain, it hasn't yet healed

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness, spring,

Makes Us Feel Giddy

The warm spring weather has finally arrived Making us feel giddy and glad we're alive Best time of the year Gorgeous colours appear Another winter's over, think I'll start to imbibe © Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: fun, nonsense,

Scaly Kelly

                  Scaly Kelly scrawled a scribble rolled up into a scroll
                   Kept it in the Dolly's baguette and waited for the fall
                                 But Dolly was fumbler-bumbler
                                     Constitutionally humbler
            Kissed the baguette goodbye and jumped on a jumbo spring roll

               Scaly Kelly  © RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY November 2014

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

The Cycle Of Life

Listen, listen, the boidies are chirping A sure sign of spring on the branches they're perching Making love two by two Soon little birdies are due And the cycle of life once again is emerging

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

Bestest Season So Far

Each day that passes is one day closer To that joyous season when we'll roll in clover Smell the spring air Feel like a millionaire Best season by far, there's nothing more surer © Jack Ellison 2016

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: child, childhood,

Spring Pogo Stick Tricks

There once was a boy with two sticks.
He bounced on both pogos; planned tricks.
One day he fell down
He laughed like a clown.
Then, sprung off; one foot on each stick.

Copyright March 8, 2015
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest Spring Forward 
(Finished too late to enter, though.)
Sponsor Debbie Guzzi

Inspired by my grandsons!

Categories: fun,


                                  A mattress with a lot of spring
                                   Is a great turf to do this thing
                                       We two played the balls
                                        With thousand dribbles
                               Had to end when bullet passed-zing

                                  Spring Foward - Poetry Contest
                                      Sponsor	Debbie Guzzi
                                   Poet: Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
                                           7th March, 2015

Categories: fun,

Sol had a bowl

Sol had a bowl that fell from the sky 
He pulled the wool over a bull's eye
The bull could not see
The bowl was empty
In spring it kept the bull high and dry

Any Poem #32 - Poetry Contest
Sponsor	Poet Destroyer A
22 nd March 2015

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: lust,

Limerick: Once crazy Coot in spring chased female Coot

Limerick: Once crazy Coot in spring chased female Coot

Once crazy Coot in spring chased female Coot
She squawked and shrieked and refused the suit:
He dived and swam up close
Then bit her tail and rose:
Jumped, did his bit and didn’t give a hoot !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2014