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Limerick Poems About Sorry | Sorry Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Raccoon's Baby Sittin' Service




MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten



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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, for him, humorous,

HE'S BENT

I feel terribly sorry for Rodger He developed a kink in his todger It looked such a sight when bent to the right that his poor wife ran off with the lodger! Submitted to Any poem (not for contest) Sponsored by Broken Wings 1st January 2016


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: write,

A Five Minute Poem

To create in five minutes, I wish
to come up with a nice yummy dish.
A limerick I do,
dear Russell, for you.
And I'm sorry it can't be de-lish!

(having problems getting this to post! Hopefully 
third time is a charm)

Written 5/11/13 for Russell Sivey's Five minute Challenge Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: funny

Apology Unaccepted

I’m sorry, “He cried!” But everyone knows,
how horribly comical ego goes.
    No less in a public place,
    driving car in girlfriend chase,
Seinfeld picked that nose in one of his shows!! 

For and in honor of Barbara Gorelick and contest
Apology Accepted



Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

Farewell

My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun


Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: nonsense,

Panic

I feel sorry for my good mate Billy,
Who chewed on the hottest of chilly.
His mouth copped the blast,
Now with body parts caste...
His wife frantically searches for Willy.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: animal, funny, sports,

Highlander Jockey

There once was a Highlander Jockey Like his stallion, brazen and cocky Sorry for being coarse I am hung like my horse So boastful, and all walkie talkie * Written 20/05/14 *


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: family, father,

Slap Stick it to me

He’s sorry and wished it undone
But dad’s home—there’s no where to run  
The spanking's intense
Father never relents        
And imprints his hands on his son






Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: angst, forgiveness, girlfriend-boyfriend

My Sweet All Sour

" I am sorry!" as I told you before.
You keep saying that I must do more.
Should I break down and cry?
Should I curl up and die?
Either way- you still walk out the door.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: clothes, funny, humor, senses,

Who Knew The Hazard Of A Shoe

A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Sorry, Gotta Go Pee



Laughter is infectious, laughter is the key To a long happy life, with smiles guaranteed A life filled with joy For all girls and boys Sorry, must end this, gotta go pee! © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Sara Chansarkar |
Categories: bird, nature,

Sorry,birds

Tiny little birds perched on cattail stems Enjoy the swings gentle breeze brings them I aim my phone for a picture Off they fly, irked at the gesture Pardon me birdies, for creating mayhem Written : 07/17/2016 Contest:"One Stanza-One Only" by Broken Wings


Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: emotions, england, girlfriend,

Going to Leicester

A Yankee lover for Leicester
unsure pronounced it Likester
sorry the agent did smirk
none for likester you jerk
but plenty if she's in Lester.


Poem Details | by Jo Saunders |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Norrie the Narwhal

There once was a Narwhal named Norrie
Who went for a drive in a lorry
They crashed into a truck 
His horn lanced it, bad luck
And the holey truck driver is sorry.


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

COOKIE JAR

Who stold my cookies out the cookie jar
Who ever you are you won't get far
  They took my big chewy chocolate chips
  I got my Ice cream all ready to mix
OOPS sorry I left them in the car


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Squished Our Cat Flat



How about that just sat on our cat She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that Love this dear sweetie Made me all weepy With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sorry,

My Reputation Is In Danger



Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude My reputation was in danger of being poopooed I'm an okay Jack Back on track But can't promise I won't be once again crude © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by FATHIMA DAWOOD |
Categories: friendship,

Advice

I refrain from uttering for I know what it would mean
I am sorry but I definately would not intervene
Such heartbreak such confusion
My heart is so full of delusion
Yet I will not convene!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sorry,

Where Did I Go Wrong



Where did I go wrong, I was an innocent dude Then limericks took over and became a bit crude Must apologize my friends Oops! Wet my Depends Can't get rid of these bawdies to which I allude © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by kelechi Emeaba |
Categories: lost love, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, sorry,

Mundane Infernality

As strong as I'am after all I've been in tune.
Couldn't believe that I lives haven one's unbeing.
Even when am afar to tire to fall asleep
If then wasn't a time and once I were to reflect.
Since awful truths is all that is coming into being  appetative.


Poem Details | by Mario Petralia |
Categories: humorous,

The Hulk

             There was a big bloke called The Hulk
             Who was much too proud of his bulk
             He trained every day
             Til muscles gave way
             Then sorry and sore he did sulk


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sorry,

Jack Is Late



I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date My friends must be wondering is Jack so late Still alive and kicking As my nose I'm picking Will be soon coming at you, just put on my skates © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

My wife Laura bunks down on the floor

My wife Laura bunks down on the floor
"Sorry you have no sexual spore"
She says, her eight legs up
"You're a mere human pup"
"I  know sure some troubles are in store"


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

Sledgehammer

Sledgehammer was so enamored 
Of my wife Elizabeth Bard
'I am a modern beau
Never, I cannot go slow'
Oh Sorry, he was caught offguard


Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, health, sorry,

Was It Somethiggg I Said

They're quickly away from my side.
My sneezing they just can't abide.
I've blown my nose off.
Peppered them with my cough.
Now I'm here all alone on this ride! 


for ~Gwendolen~'s Sneezing Limerick contest











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