Limerick Poems About Soldiers | Soldier Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: anger, fear, hate,

War on Terror

I'm a defender of democracy
But not its lies and its hypocrisy:
  And I loathe Jihad terror,
  Its soldier and flag bearer
Who defend their own atrocity!


           August 2014




Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, sensual,

High and Tight - for contest

High and Tight – for contest

His soldier stood up – ramrod stiff
when he caught the first sensuous whiff
piqued his passion to plunder
scented cheese from down under
sweet downstairs aroma of Quiffe.


4/256/2015

submitted to – LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor – Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

He Had Charisma



A soldier by the name of Patricia Was teased by the guys in the militia Instead of a grenade They made him a maid In his army fatigues he had charisma © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

A Night On The Tiles

A young lady from old Bordeaux,
Was drinking wine with great gusto,
She was at a wine fair
When the police stopped her there,
The breathalyzer blew up with one blow.

The gendarmes wouldn't let her walk home,
So she called a soldier friend on the phone,
He arrived in a tank
As drunk as a skank,
Now they both sit in the cells all alone.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Being Both Best and Fairest

Being Best

In land thought they were the fairest
When told became totally embarrassed
So when piano they started playing
Choir sand and around were parading
Saying we are both fairest the best.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Proud Retired Soldier as well as Poet