I'm a defender of democracy
But not its lies and its hypocrisy:
And I loathe Jihad terror,
Its soldier and flag bearer
Who defend their own atrocity!
High and Tight – for contest
His soldier stood up – ramrod stiff
when he caught the first sensuous whiff
piqued his passion to plunder
scented cheese from down under
sweet downstairs aroma of Quiffe.
submitted to – LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor – Jan Allison
A soldier by the name of Patricia
Was teased by the guys in the militia
Instead of a grenade
They made him a maid
In his army fatigues he had charisma
© Jack Ellison 2015
A young lady from old Bordeaux,
Was drinking wine with great gusto,
She was at a wine fair
When the police stopped her there,
The breathalyzer blew up with one blow.
The gendarmes wouldn't let her walk home,
So she called a soldier friend on the phone,
He arrived in a tank
As drunk as a skank,
Now they both sit in the cells all alone.
In land thought they were the fairest
When told became totally embarrassed
So when piano they started playing
Choir sand and around were parading
Saying we are both fairest the best.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Proud Retired Soldier as well as Poet