Limerick Poems About Snow | Snow Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: cheer up, for her,

GET WELL SOON LAURA LOO

Luloo was in a terrible rush Shovelled snow then fell on her tush It isn't a joke - Her ankle got broke But the snow's now turned into slush GET WELL SOON LULOO 26th February 2016


Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funnywinter, winter,

No Winter This Year!.... No! None At All!

NO WINTER THIS YEAR! NO NONE AT ALL!

no winter this year, no! none at all!
the ducks dilly dally, honeybees in the fall!

my dry cleaners said "no need for your coat!
I'll get to it when, I dock my sailboat!"

anthills getting bigger, their soldiers don't hurry!
I checked the forecast, no chance of a flurry!

the blueberry tea, I've been served alfresco,
stays quite piping hot! thank you Ernesto!

my finest snow angel, about to appear,
must take a raincheck! with Santa's Reindeer!

the heavens above, must surely have reasons,
postponing ice fishing, and blurring the seasons!

I'll wait two more weeks, before I declare!
"remove thin-ice signs! steep drop-off beware!"


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: humor,

Little Guy Dwarves Again

Seven days and lonely at night Was a Princess called Snow White On her doorstep there was Little guy dwarves All different to view from sight So on Monday night she did walk To Dopey's bedroom for a talk The conversation was slow Up sticks did she go At her topless body he did gawk When Tuesday evening came around She tiptoed without a sound Beside Bashful she sat Blimey, not again, no chat His eyes on me will never abound Oh my! it's Wednesday again Am I beautiful or just plain Jane I better go to the Doc Do I look good in this frock Am I letting my shapely shapes wane It's Thursday and I better nurse Sneezy Whose chest has become rather wheezy To him I won't kiss No matter his wish I have no desire to become queasy Thankfully Friday has been reached It's the weekend long lies are now preached For Sleepy I'll never wake No booty will he shake My cheeks he'll never see peached Saturday has finally come along Even Grumpy now sings the same song With a song and a cheer Shared over a few beers No chance you'll get into my thong Have I saved Sunday to be the best Is Happy better than the rest His smile tells me so For more than his cheeks glow At last a loving grin at my breasts Oh I need to be loved ever since Like the weeks I had with my Prince For many many nights He knew to love me right When I walked, you could see my legs wince . .


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: fantasy, funny, snow,

Snow White Retold

There once was a girl named Snow White,
Of a poisoned apple she took a bite.
Seven dwarves found her sleeping,
And they began weeping.
Who would fix their supper tonight?

Only one thing could save this fair miss,
A prince must give her a kiss.
There was no time to waste,
So the dwarves they made haste,
To find a prince for their miss.

A prince showed up the next day,
And the dwarves they did not delay.
They showed him Snow White,
Told him of her plight,
Then said, "Kiss her, then be on your way."

The prince gazed down on her face,
And his heart started to race.
What a beautiful maid,
Yes, she must be saved!
To refuse would be a disgrace.

He bent and kissed her awake.
One kiss was all it did take.
They stared at each other,
The dwarves said, "Oh brother!"
"We may have made a mistake."

To the prince they said, "Listen here!"
"We want to be perfectly clear."
"Snow White belongs to us,
So don't raise a fuss,
Or you'll get a swift kick in the rear!"

Snow White was quick to object.
"Now boys, let's show some respect.
The prince saved my life,
And I'll gladly be his wife.
What else could you possibly expect?"

The prince said, "Hey, don't worry guys.
You won't have to say your good-byes.
You can live in the castle,
It won't be a hassle.
Cross my heart, I'm telling no lies."

So Snow White and her prince tied the knot,
And they honey-mooned on a great yacht.
The dwarves stayed behind
And at the castle they dined.
All in all they were pleased with their lot.


Poem Details | by Ed Coet |
Categories: funnysnow, snow,

Snow White And The Horney Dwarfs

The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.

If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a bit of luck,
You’ll agree to just a little ---k.

If you just want to sleep and sit,
The at least show us a little tit.
We dwarfs are a very horney sort,
So please Snow White, be a sport.

Dwarfs only have tiny boners,
which is why we tend to be such loners.
We’re to little to pop your cherry,
so you’ll still have it when you marry.

We pledge to you on the name of Merlin,
Your Prince Charming will still have his virgin.
So Snow White, what do you say?
Be a sport and let us play.


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

Snow Job

Washington is to get a foot of snow!

   That is nothin' new as far as I know.

      I will shed no clamant tears.

         They gave us snow jobs for years!

            Methinks that a pertinent quid pro quo!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, snow, snow,

Slick Limerick

Andrea lives in a city
In which every season is pretty!
But on a bad snow day,
She drives on the freeway
And curses because it’s so %#itty(small edit for the kiddies)

**on our Utah license plates it says 
"The Greatest Snow on Earth" (yeah, right)

For PD's Contest
(After I posted this, I realized, gosh, the title
really does work because few things are as 
slick as a Utah road in winter.)


Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, spring, weather, winter,

Ground Hog Day

Ground Hog Day We know every year comes the day We see if our Winter will stay… The Ground Hog will show By shadow we’ll know If we can put snow gear away. If he sees his shadow at all Then Winter will stay here on call… No shadow means great! Spring’s right at the gate! Let’s dance and go have us a ball! However I heard from good source Phil Ground Hog will have no remorse… He will not come out You better not pout If Springtime goes far off its course! © Sandra MHaight 2014 All Rights Reserved ~NA~ Contest: Punxsutawney Phil Speaks Sponsor: John Lawless Judged: 02/02/2015


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: seasonsspring, spring,

Spring (limerick)

Spring spring how nice of you to come
So happy all the cold and snow is done
  Let's enjoy the flowers the birds and the bees
  Fun things to watch like leaves grow back on trees
I love spring and I know I'm not the only one


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny,

Where Do Crickets Go

Where Do Crickets Go?

As winter approaches, their songs die out
Their gentle chirping I can’t live without
     Field mice make their way inside
     Lizards under my couch hide
So what’s with the crickets; have they no clout?

The crickets in Florida grow quite large
Perhaps in cold times they cruise on a barge
     Carnival Cruise Line reject
     Like Dangerfield, no respect
Not even an honorable discharge

Do they erect shelters ‘neath a snow mound?
Their disappearance surely does confound
     Like snowbirds, do they leap south
     Hearing winter’s roaring mouth?
Could they be in a Mexican camp ground?

The wasps and bees, well, they disappear too
But I give no thought to the stinging crew
     As surely as the sun shines
     I miss crickets’ unique whines
But in spring their songs will return on cue


*Entry for Francine’s “Write Me a Happy Poem” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire, November 1, 2012


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Still Alive



Hiss and boohoo the snow finally arrived Along with frigid temps, but we'll all survive We're Canadian you know This stuff's not nouveau Snowed since a week now, still damn well alive


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Old Man Winter



He HAS arrived, later than usual But Old Man Winter's lateness is excusable In fact another week or two Would've been appreciated too But we thank the gods for this snow reducible © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by ilene bauer |
Categories: snow,

The Day After

The new-fallen snow looks so lush
As it silences us with a hush;
     But the tires and the boots
     Seem to be in cahoots
Turning all of that beauty to slush!


Poem Details | by Sandy Tadros |
Categories: conflict, hurt, inspiration, love

Barefoot on the snow

The sun told me it will rise again;
And send its warmth to the glen,
But it can't soften the coldness in your soul!
So I will walk barefoot on the snow buried in your whole:
Leaving my traces on your heart's lane.


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: people, snow, snow,

Ouote of the Day from Mae

Tried abstaining but my morals shifted
I observed that my curves were God-gifted
Hey, it ain't that complex
It all boils down to sex
I used to be Snow White but I drifted

Author: Mae West - One of the first liberated ladies
Quote: "I used to be Snow White but I drifted"
Frank's contest


Poem Details | by Black Eyed Susan |
Categories: holiday,

ornament memories

I love decorating the Christmas tree
And lingering in ornament memories
A snowman I made
Back in 2nd grade
Reminds me of childhood glee and snow dreams  


11/14/11
Susan Burch


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure

Their last climb

Tough Hood's winter face is a bluff
The snow folds like marshmallow fluff
We would call you soon
If you gamboled in June
But you bet you had the right stuff


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, me, me,

Little Guy Dwarves

Seven days and lonely at night
Was a Princess called Snow White
On her doorstep there was
Little guy dwarves
All different to view from sight

So on Monday night she did walk
To Dopey's bedroom for a talk
The conversation was slow
Up sticks did she go
At her topless body he did gawk

When Tuesday evening came around
She tiptoed without a sound
Beside bashful she sat
Blimey, not again, no chat
His eyes on me will never abound

Oh my! it's Wednesday again
Am I beautiful or just plain Jane
I better go to the Doc
Do I look good in this frock
Am I letting my shapely shapes wane

It's Thursday and I better nurse Sneezy
Whose chest has become rather wheezy
To him I won't kiss
No matter his wish
I have no desire to become queasy

Thankfully Friday has been reached
It's the weekend long lies are now preached
For Sleepy I'll never wake
No booty will he shake
My cheeks he'll never see peached

Saturday has finally come along
Even Grumpy now sings the same song
With a song and a cheer
Shared over a few beers
No chance you'll get into my thong

Have I saved Sunday to be the best
Is Happy better than the rest
His smile tells me so
For more than his cheeks glow
At last a loving grin at my breasts

Oh I need to be loved ever since
Like the weeks I had with my Prince
For many many nights
He knew to love me right
When I walked, you could see my legs wince










http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-6.php


Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: fun, silly,

THE BLACK PATENT SHOES

THE BLACK PATENT SHOES There was a young blonde who wore black patent shoes But the heels were too high to wear as snow shoes She broke off the heels And added brass wheels She's the dumbest young blonde in black patent shoes © ELR 2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration, sweet,

Made Love On A Chair



A long time ago in the land of ice and snow Played out such an extraordinary loving scenario A white rhino and brown bear Made love on a chair Result was a snow white polar bear, wouldn't you know © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Mildest Winter On Record



Forecasters are predicting the mildest winter yet Won't hear ME complaining, on that you can bet Much milder for sure More snow which is poor But after eighty long years, I surely won't fret © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: weather, winter,

Colorado Winters

Colorado winters are rather nice,

   Except for that confounded snow and ice!

      But come the next spring,

         The season will bring,

            Balmy weather and sunshine to suffice.

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

just throw it

throw me that stick, or you will see me cock my leg and have a pee. you will be no more, a blob on the floor, an armless pile of snow you'll be
penned 19/12/2016 used picture 3


Poem Details | by Patrice Trice Jackson |
Categories: blessing, celebration, christmas, holiday,

Kate's Christmas

Kate stared out the window as the snow fell,
singing “Frosty the Snowman” very well
She walked to the isthmus,
thinking about Christmas
Kate played “Jingle Bells” with a shiny bell.

She spotted a sled in wanted to ride, 
nervous looking ahead as she down slide
“Winter Fairy land” heard playing,
with joy as she was slaying
She enjoyed the sled bells jingle with pride.

Her cousins came over with their new toys
Her mom trimming the Christmas tree with boys
Mom singing “ho ho ho” clear
We were like “no no no” dear
Everyone laughing loud echoes loud noise.

Kate feeling jealous of her cousins gifts
Wonders if Santa Claus got to her lists
Elves stood in her room with bags
Kate face showed the brags
Gloats gifts with joy, noticed in the mists.













Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: christmas, funny, imagination, snow,

An Ornament Named Al

There once was an ornament named Al
He loved to hang around with his pal.
To pick up a date
They often left late.
So the gals hung around fem fatale.

From a therapy tree they would listen.
Late Al never knew what he was missin’.
Bi-polar snow man,
Hit Rudolf with flan.
Santa gave Elf the new job of kissin’.

Christmas therapy session soon ended,
The old snowman outdoor remained frosted.
Santa ran out and squealed.
Now, I know I am real.
Snowballs flew through the air; boy exhausted.”

Al and pal alas came for their date.
The gals refused to go; it was late.
When laughter was found,
They all hung around.
Until the Christmas tree met its fate.

12/26/2016


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

GOTD - ROUND ONE

He had a heart that was ice cold Ruthless criminal I am told give me your loot or I will shoot Frozen into the snow I rolled


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: humor, snow, winter,

snowball wishes

snowball wishes

snowball wishes he grow up to be a snowman
before mother nature shortens his lifespan
come on kids roll me up tall
into three big snow balls
dress shades and hat so i don't catch a suntan

connie pachecho

1/10/17


Poem Details | by Joseph Soper |
Categories: funny,

Two sides to every story

Little Jimmy riding bike, somehow
Was run over by passing snow plow
He lost his left arm
Left leg bought the farm
And after a day, he’s all RIGHT now


Poem Details | by ilene bauer |
Categories: storm,

Stella

There once was a blizzard named Stella
Too powerful for an umbrella
 	But she petered out
	Losing all of her clout
Like a post-midnight-clothed Cinderella.

Her wind is still whipping around
But as for the snow on the ground
	It’s in inches, not feet
	Which must be bittersweet
For the ones who hoped she’d be renowned.


Poem Details | by Ariana Kulikov |
Categories: lyric,

Suzy Rose

Suzy Rose had a knack for clothes
All she does all day is sews
Picking out the finest cotton and feathers
But she can never dress for the weather
Cometh down rain, snow and thunder
Suzy's outfit is always a disaster

Fear not, Suzy is a woman of prosperity
She doesn't drink juice, she drinks tea!
Cometh down rain, snow and thunder
She'll just wear 7 layers under!


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: dark, humor,

THE SHINING SNOW MELTS

THE SHINING SNOW MELTS

A shining maze, around each bend ‘redrum’.
Mine eyes can’t see the door of beating drum.
Axe doth break our hearts,
and “Here’s Johnny” smarts.
We close horror’s hotel, scream - and run from.

6/1/2017
Limerick Contest

*Stephen King’s The Shining

? A mirror image of redrum spells...