Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
cheer up, for her, friendship, snow,
Luloo was in a terrible rush
Shovelled snow then fell on her tush
It isn't a joke -
Her ankle got broke
But the snow's now turned into slush
GET WELL SOON LULOO
26th February 2016
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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, snow,
In winter when snow softly falls
Sid snowman clutches his snow balls
He says I feel chilly
There’s frost on my willy
I hope it melts when nature calls!
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
snow,
the melting snow makes me feel silly
my carrot nose is now my willy
children laugh think its fun
hat is covering my bum
next thing they'll be calling me Milly
penned 3/1/20!8
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
humor,
Bill's snowman was missing a snout
For carrots in shops had run out.
A sausage sufficed
But as it de-iced
Its purpose was cast into doubt!
30.01.21
Winter Snow Or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania kitchin
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
flower, love,
FLOWER ARRANGEMENT
The dandy wind pillows soft seeds,
That fly o’er the green grass and breeds.
A Winter of snow,
And springtime sun glow ~
He loves me he loves me not weeds.
11/8/2017
Poem Details | by
Bryn Strudwick |
Categories:
snow,
FROZEN JOE/
A hardy young fellow called Joe
Went out with no clothes in the snow
Certain bits turned to ice
And then snapped off – not nice
So he now spells his name J-o
30th December 2020
Winter Snow or Ice contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
snow, winter,
A snowman stands outside in the snow
But no nose has the snowman to show
Now the snowman can't sneeze
So the snowman says please
"Give a snowman a nose he can blow!"
1-9-19
Same Word Winter Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
clothes, death, irony, snow,
When out walking it started to snow
I’d forgotten to take my chapeau
With nothing on my head
Got frozen, soon lay dead
Hypothermia killed me you know!
As I was out walking in the snow contest
Sponsored by Kevin shaw
Dark humour for the contest
2/16/18
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis
Little legs that stop short of its knees
It can schuss like a pro
Making furrows in snow
(Though its privates are given to freeze)
Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
fun,
As I was walking in the snow
I was accosted by a crow
It did not like my face
I ran and it gave chase
Amused onlookers watched the show.
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For a contest hosted by Kevin Shaw
21st February, 2018
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
irony, winter,
She could do an axel and spin
go higher and do it again
when she heard the crack
she never looked back
as she passed the sign that read THIN
12/29/2020
Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin - sponsor
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, love,
The cooings of a snow-white dove
Beseech the wind to bring us love
But pandemics apart
Don't you dare touch my heart
Unless you wear a rubber glove!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
winter,
April showers bring May flowers and weather breezy
This year April snow has brought us all to our kneesies
What the hell...
Something smells
Must be Trumpie, disturbing the scheme of thingsies
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
fruit, funny, humorous, kiss, lust, sleep, woman,
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
snow,
It's way too early for snow, do my eyes deceive me
Must be dandruff from the gods, or Santa's idea of funny
Knock it off old man
Is this some kind of scam
Get back on your sleigh quick like a bunny
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
appreciation, giving,
In snow and mud stuck off the road
On hill—we killed anti-skid mode
Then cleaned your tire tread
And rocked straight ahead
So now you've no need to be towed!
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
snow, stress,
Carl was tired of winter's sharp wars
Heartless and without love, even indoors
"I'm too old to shovel snow"
He bet everything.woe
Rio de Janeiro he adores
16.02.2018
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Poem Details | by
Chaim Wilson |
Categories:
april, baseball, winter,
Baseball is on my mind more,
When frigid winds freeze to the core,
Opening day,
Seems eons away,
Snow shovels strike out, wood bats score!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
Washington is to get a foot of snow!
That is nothin' new as far as I know.
I will shed no clamant tears.
They gave us snow jobs for years!
Methinks that a pertinent quid pro quo!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
dream, , cute,
In spite of the snow, in spite of the cold
I'll be surfing in Hawaii, such joy untold
Well maybe in dreams
Hear girlies cute screams
Dreams, my friends are much richer than gold
Poem Details | by
Faleshia Murphy |
Categories:
funny
I wish I could erase some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass
FOR ERASER CONTEST
Poem Details | by
Faleshia Murphy |
Categories:
seasonsspring, spring,
Spring spring how nice of you to come
So happy all the cold and snow is done
Let's enjoy the flowers the birds and the bees
Fun things to watch like leaves grow back on trees
I love spring and I know I'm not the only one
Poem Details | by
Sandy Tadros |
Categories:
conflict, hurt, inspiration, love hurts, metaphor, snow,
The sun told me it will rise again;
And send its warmth to the glen,
But it can't soften the coldness in your soul!
So I will walk barefoot on the snow buried in your whole:
Leaving my traces on your heart's lane.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
winter,
He HAS arrived, later than usual
But Old Man Winter's lateness is excusable
In fact another week or two
Would've been appreciated too
But we thank the gods for this snow reducible
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
funny, mystery
Got a stupid question, driving me beserk!
The reason I am asking is, because I'm such a jerk
When we get lots of snow,
I'm curious to know,
how does the plow driver, make it in to work?