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Limerick Poems About Sisters | Sister Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dedication,

Jan - The Giggle Queen



My sister Jan, y'all know who I mean Joined the Soup and became a giggle machine Big laughs galore Leaves us wanting more Giggle Queen of the Soup, brings joy to the scene © Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Stuck In The Can-For Contest


There once was a fellow named Stan Who got his butt stuck in the can He screamed and he hollered No one would be bothered Til saved by his twin sister Jan
04/26/2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Sister Jan



Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man We're united by the funnies We don't make much money Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Hannah Everett |
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not A Noodle, A Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.



Poem Details | by KP Nunez |
Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

FIFTY HEADS OF GRAY

There once was a black hip named Kool
who kept fifty two bags of wool:
Black from the master,
blond from his sister
and gray from now fifty bald ghouls.




27 April 2015
Limerick Contest
Sponsor : Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Lipstick

“Be this lipstick on your collar, McNeer?”,
The question inside him struck fear
  - But, a lie he’d not tell
  - “ ‘T was ye sister, Belle …”
Funerals' tomorrow I hear.


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous, girl, girl,

Limerick: Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: fun, humor,

Harry and Scary

Hairy and Scary

Mary, Mary where is your brother Larry?
Went to movies with little sister Terry
They both look quite so short
They both need to abort
Sister Terry's legs are hairy and scary.


Written: June 6, 2015
Theresa Marie W-C


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny,

Bend Over Baby

Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist


Poem Details | by Nikita Shah |
Categories: sister,

Sister

My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, children, humorous,

YEUK - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

My sister Susie loved picking her nose To her chagrin her little finger froze It was stuck so far Doc used a crowbar Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose! 14TH January 2016


Poem Details | by Renee Kelly |
Categories: life, people,

Sibling Sanity

There once was a sister most prosaic
Who's love for her kin was most archaic
  She turned a blind eye
  To horrible lie after lie
And ignored her sibling's mind of mosaic


Poem Details | by robert johnson |
Categories: fun,

MMMmmm Chocolate

I have a nice sister named Sandy.
Who always has a dish of candy.
Sweet chocolate bits.
To satisfy fits.
To this sugarholic, she's dandy.


Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: funny, sexy,

Basque In Sex

When I traveled to the region of Basque,
I met a girl of whom sex I did ask
She said, “Yeah, sure mister,
If it includes my sister.”
So I told her, “Sure, I can multitask.”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health,

Asthma All His Life



A brother-in-law has suffered from asthma all his life Told my sister he'd die young, now 70 years his wife Married in spite Ninety years, still in flight Sure had a great life in spite of the strife


Poem Details | by Katelin Frame |
Categories: sister,

little sister

I have a little sister
She can be a twister
Likes to play
Likes to pray
She gave me a blister


Poem Details | by UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA |
Categories: humorous

I'VE A BEAUTIFUL SISTER, REJOICE

I've a beautiful 
sister, Rejoice
whose head never 
makes any wise 
choice.
Hear the last that 
she made
was to be, a house 
maid.
What shall i call this 
stupid Rejoice?


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

She Belongs In A Zoo



There's a gal I know by the name of Joyce A dear sister of mine but I didn't have a choice So she'll have to do Though she belongs in a zoo All brothers tease sisters, it's our job to annoy © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Gert W. Knop |
Categories: animals

Spider Bill

A boy had a spider called Bill
which gave his sister always a chill
one day a cat came into their house
but instead of catching a mouse
she had eaten up poor little Bill


For Jon's Limerick-Contest


Poem Details | by Alan Draeger |
Categories: humor, nonsense, silly,

Massachusetts

In a house in Massachusetts
A wealthy mother of two sits
Her son's in the Sox
Where she has a box
And that's where his sister Sue sits


Poem Details | by Jason Talbott |
Categories: family, funny, sister

Which One Is the Insister

She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?


Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: lust,

Daisy's little sister

There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally

To late for limerick contest


Poem Details | by Joan Donnelly Ellis |
Categories: humorous,

Sinners All

Nell killed her spouse Bill by casting a black magic spell
Sister Jill promised she'd never tell
But Jill and Bill secretly shared a flat
And Jill was the town's biggest rat
Now Nell is burning in hell


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: horror,

Limerick: Once a Barrister hired a Spinster

Limerick: Once a Barrister hired a Spinster

Once a Barrister hired a Spinster
To work his pump short of a sphincter
She bought piston and nuts
Fixed up the leaking guts
Then Spinster married Barrister’s sister.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Lawrence Eberhart |
Categories: crush, humor,

Into Clover

Now Hank's sister had a friend named Clover
An attractive and curvey push-over
So it’s hardly any wonder
Hank was an easy push-under
When his sister had Clover come over.

January 2012


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