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Limerick Poems About The Sea | Sea Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, on work and working,

IN THE GRAVY

The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.

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Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor,

Jimerick - Lost In The Desert

In the desert, Jim strayed out of reach
"How far is the sea"? He'd beseech
Arabs laughed and gave smiles,
Said "It's two thousand miles"
Jim said "I'll just stay on the beach".


Poem Details | by SKAT A |
Categories: sea

SHARK TALE

shark tale


I once enjoyed a movie on a shark.
His bite much bigger than a dogs bark.
In the ocean JAWS scared more than fish.
A bite so deep no one could stitch.
With teeth so sharp, always leaving a mark..


      
  S.K.A.TPOETRY

FIRST LIMERICK EVER..


Poem Details | by delysia hendricks |
Categories: on writing and words, sea,

DRUNK PIRATES DON'T DO POETRY

Who be th' stenchin' verminous Horsman 
what hollers t' th' seafarin' oarsmen 
when th' mind's a-fog
where we fest th' grog 
why be d'mandin' pennin's of  bay men 

***All errors are intentional and used merely to facilitate pirate speak 





Poem Details | by Deirdre Omaidin |
Categories: natural disasters

Fish Tail

A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep






for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition


Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: boat, fun, funny, humorous, light, sea, youth,

Seasick

A young man shipped out on the sea;
No care if ‘twas windward or lee.
	But storms came along,
	His stomach not strong,
Now sees ships only on TV!


Date:  7/15/18


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: food, children, funny, sea, sea,

PASTA, PASTA, EVERYWHERE

Oh, vermicelli, rigatoni!
Lost on a sea of minestrone
The sea beneath my feet,
And nothing else to eat,                     
I live on cheese and macaroni.


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny, sea

Avoiding Amputation

I watched the sailfish spring from the sea

Had no wings, an enigma to me

     Why in flight did it embark?
     
     Pursuit by a great white shark

Its sail would soon be an amputee






Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: adventure, funny

Brody and Quint

This old sea-rig is swamped and don't float
I TOLD you we'd need a bigger boat!
Now you are HIS prize
Sure ain't no surprise
That you're fish-food, you hard-headed goat!

"Jaws" - 1975


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

A Sea Of Heart Felt Emotions



Have I told you lately how much fun I'm having In this sea of heart felt emotions I'm splashing What would I do Without all of you My world would be empty and devoid of all laughing © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: animals, funny

The Sailors' Mermaid

The Sailors' Mermaid

There once was a manatee named Mary.
She, a mammal was not very hairy.
One day while at sea.
She said this shouldn't be!
So, she bought a blond wig from Sea-Fairy.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poetic Form Limerick


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: life,

Decisions Always before Actions

Mistake can’t cause a fetch of honey from a busy bee hive
ridiculous is an instant transit from sleep to a sea-dive
a decision lands one in distant Germany
or a palace of whores despite how many
don’t blame the devil after having the satisfaction live.


Poem Details | by Sue Mason |
Categories: sea

Lobster Tales

There once was a crab in the sea
who always wanted to be
a lobster you know
so he had to grow
a tail almost as long as he.


    ...ooops, Carolyn's contest is gone..I missed it...


Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair |
Categories: love,

Blowing a Kiss

Blowing a  Kiss 

When irksome day, off tangles, comes unstuck
As  the  sun, behind a blushing sea, ducks 
Thoughts  of you I sorely miss
Pep  me up to blow this kiss
To find you stooping , a red rose, to pluck.



S.Jagathsimhan Nair
For: PD's 'Any rose' Contest

4th Aug 12


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: sea,

Charlie's New Ballad - no more Chicken of the Sea

The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!


For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks - Old Or New - Prizes Poetry Contest



Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, health

Sea Sick


I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion


For the "Fishing" contest.


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Atticus

There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus

©  Sep 27 2010      Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: summer,

Summer Search

Where have they gone, all those great days of yore
When we used to meet down by the sea shore,
Those high clouds above, just drifting away,
The smell of the sea, the gulls at their play.
Why do some think that that was a bore?
Maybe they've never done that before!


Poem Details | by Sandy Tadros |
Categories: beauty, conflict, confusion, creation, imagery, spiritual, world,

Beautiful Chaos

The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: hope, political

Between the Devil and The Deep Blue Sea

Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.



Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Extreme idiot



Once there was a woman called Curry Mean “the Queen”
Her persuasive dialog “you shut upI mean what I mean”
“It’s really mean to find the mean
 of the extremes queen and Dean”
bloody “extreme idiot” is no fair word to accuse Curry Mean!



////”Curry Mean” is Sea fish to cook//////


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: adventure, food, sea

A FISHERMAN'S DOUBT

From a low, wind-swept bridge almost color beige,
I toss my fishing cane made in Anchorage,
hoping to catch some fish soon...
as I scorch in the hot noon;
if I failed again, it would increase my rage!


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: boat, funny, humor, sports,

Another Sailor's Tail Tale

They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: angst

I Cry Rivers for the Ocean

Republican fountain flows black
 on blue seas metamorphic rock, 
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.


Poem Details | by Grace Williams |
Categories: animals,

Aquatic

Zapholus was once his name One and alone since the storm Empty oceans, without claim Nestled him where he was borne Octopi then made him strong Round he grew, and twice as long Mates he saw on a beach Attacked a male to them reach Now you know the sea lion's song