The Man With Two Heads
There once was a man with two heads
Of letters and science well read
By the light of the moon
He could make juries swoon
Spinning truth so fast their ears bled!
For Carolyn Devonshire's contest: Lawyer Limericks
Famous Last Line
I once knew a poet named Anisha
She wrote poems sipping Mimosa.
She did not care for critics
But she loved Mathematics.
She solved sums on ordinate-abscissa
She solved sums on ordinate – abscissa,
She loved Literature
Maths, Science and Nature.
Her Idol was Great Mother Teressa.
First Stanza is original from a Contest and Second one follows.
Famous Last Line Contest
Sponsor Laura Loo
There once was a particle in space
Who moved at a leisurely pace.
He measured his speed
but Heisenberg didn't heed
And lost track of his place
If you are not a scientist or science enthusiast, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle is one of those fundamental properties of nature which means that you can measure position or momentum not both! Fortunately, this effect only becomes prominent with very small objects
NATURE, the administrator is SMARTER than science and technology
SPORT is the SPIRIT to compete regardless of victory or defeat.
BATTLE of the sexes will RUN as neither sex will agree to forfeit.
SIN and snake both like to SNEAK with individual analogy.
Mind yearns, heat cherishes, soul judges, DESTINY begs APOLOGY.
One liners 6,7,8,9,10 Contest
sponsor Bev Smith
Just watched a fantastic science fiction movie
Amazing effects, they were so totally “groovy”
So realistic, it blew away me and my floozie
Exploding and Unloading
Ergonomics and energy are exploding,
And are all situated for an unloading;
While iron will be eroding and corroding.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Inspired by Bill Nye Science Guy
and his book, "Undeniable."