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Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,

Don't Disturb The Hive

Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap 
Try to stay on your running feet 
Honey in the hive 
The bees are alive 
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!

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Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction

B Horror On a Beach Day.

Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: history, humor, science,

Thomas Edison

Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light went off the top of his head






11-19-16


Poem Details | by Mike Youds |
Categories: funny, science fiction,

Star Whores

Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)



Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: funny, humorous, math, science,

Einstein's Bent Lines

Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
   It remains a tough climb
   To imagine space-time
With its axes not fixed but all pivoty.


Poem Details | by Terry O'Leary |
Categories: science,

The Probe

We've LANDed a PROBE on a COMet
and FOUND it was MADE of green VOMit.
      Well, CREAtures withIN it,
      deCIded to THIN it,
serve PROBE a pea SOUP, then emBALM it.


posted: 15 Nov, 2014 


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,

Cosmology vs Cosmetology

Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,

A Fathers Desire

Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.


Poem Details | by Rick Ireland |
Categories: humor, science,

Statistics

The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
 But variance is preferred
 By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification.


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: adventure, fantasy, imagination, science fiction

Our Monuments Are Ours.

With precision we carved out the sand
here at home, down on your cursed land
We defy you to try
You will surely failWhy?
We used nothing that looks like your hand.


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, science, science fiction

"War of the Worlds" by H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells

Martian Gumbo

One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, health, humorous, science,

the twist of the needle

Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe 
As hosts the bad germs could invade


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, humorous, science,

Chelyabinsk

A hot opportunity knocks
Buy and sell incoming space rocks
We love asteroids
But are covered by Lloyds
In case our own blocks suffer shocks


Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: future, science fiction,

Evolution of the machine

How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world


Poem Details | by Renee Kelly |
Categories: adventure, character, fun, science fiction,

Sing a Song of the Doctor

There once was a man most ancient
Who, more often than not, was complacent
   He flew through the stars
   From Gallifrey to Mars
Protecting we humans most nascent


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: science,

Fine Head, Great Posture

Fine Head, Great Posture! By Tom Wright There once was a scientist from down under, Who was predisposed to error and blunder? In an attempt to clone, He begat only bone, And he became known as the Sidney wonder.


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: science fiction,

My Satanic Phone

I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *

*Slang for sex


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories:

religious institution


Once there was a man called Simon “the Institution”
Debated “shift from religious institutions to educational “
protection of individual conscience
protection of group rights, a science
Bloody these goals need a lot of research!


Poem Details | by Nicholas Rush |
Categories: freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science, silly,

Asighd from Sighence

Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health, science,

My Mystique



Each day is so different and so unique It's back to square one, it's happening as I speak Good thing my remembering Helps in my endeavouring To put on my bottoms to maintain my mystique


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: faith, religion, science

The Creation Mystery

Creation is an unsolved mystery.
Men have pondered it throughout history.
Some say it is evolution.
What a logical solution!
But faith shows God is more than a banshee.


Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funny

The Man With Two Heads

The Man With Two Heads


There once was a man with two heads
Of letters and science well read
By the light of the moon
He could make juries swoon
Spinning truth so fast their ears bled!



08/25/10
10:03pm

For Carolyn Devonshire's contest: Lawyer Limericks


Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: adventure, animals, history, science,

Tyrannosaurus Bob

Tyrannosaurus Bob is who I am.
You herbivore dinos had better scram.
When I have an appetite,
I will give you a big bite.
I never settle for just eggs and ham.

It’s Jurassic time.
Dinosaurs are on the earth.
The big reptiles rule.


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: science,

Astronauticals


From huge pterodactyls 
and the chaos that comes from fractals 
we now boldly resolve 
that we must soon evolve 
into 'Homo astronauticals.'


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: science, urban, visionary, work

Smart

a great gift of innovation
resulting in elimination
where carbon does slow
and electricity flow
a delightful step in integration 

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