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Limerick Poems About School | School Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: car, for her, humorous,

SPEEDY GONZALEZ - FOR ANDREA

Andrea was late - drove at the speed of light Traffic cops chased her - she got such a fright The cop got out his book Gave her a stern look She’s off to traffic school so she now gets it right Posted with full permission of Andrea (speedy) Dietrich 2nd April 2015

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Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: childhood, food, humor,

My Childhood Cereal

Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.






12-5-16


Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: school, sports

High School Football-Favorite Sport

Under the lights on Friday night.
High school football starting to ignite.
Merciless to everyone.
This is war, not for fun.
Winning state is a beautiful sight.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,

Replacement Teacher

There once was a teacher from Crete
Whose foot size was very petite,
Well her students did plot
And to high school they brought,
Some shoes for some oversize feet.



Poem Details | by Merwin Rylaarsdam |
Categories: school, weather,

School Closing

It’s true!  I heard it myself! 
No academic learning tomorrow! 
The roads are too icy, 
and travel is dicey
try to contain all your sorrow.


Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,

Learning - a Good Investment

A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
        Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!


12/22/18


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: satire, school,

How young people can get ahead

School work leads to thrilling careers
Say hooray hip hip--give three cheers!
A student's new skill
Brings success just until
The bill for the loan's in arrears!


Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: crazy, education, fun, society,

Gun Control

            Gun Control

There once was a boy called Bum

Who shaped his finger in school like a gun

They told him he failed

Threw him in jail

His education is over and done


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, school, teenage, work,

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK

Sometimes my work is the pits - Teenagers popping their zits With consummate art They burp and they fart … I still love my job to bits! 17th November 2015


Poem Details | by Annalise Brigham...a.k.a. Audrey Haick |
Categories: nature

A Lonely Owl

Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”
 


Poem Details | by James Tate |
Categories: funny,

Laughter in School


When laughter was heard in the hall,
The principle thought it was gall.
When down fell his britches,
The class burst in stitches.
The principle burst through the wall.


Refer to Twain's statement: The human race has but one really affective weapon, and that is laughter.


Poem Details | by gen cacho |
Categories: beauty, girl,

artificial beauty

i have this friend back in high school
she was known to be one of the most beautiful
people didn't notice it's just her make-up
and when a sudden rain came and wash her face up
poor creature, she was laughed by all


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: humorous,

The Hookie, Cookie, Rookie

The Hooky, Cookie, Rookie
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

They say his nick-name is “Cookie.”
From school he’d often play hooky.
He was no fool,
Was actually quite cool,
It is evident he was no rookie.


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Far Out

There  was a grade-school dropout named Truperter
Whose neighbors in his town said couldn’t be stupidter.
He said the earth was flat,
Dinosaurs were due back.
And he swore Donald Trump has a condo on Jupiter.


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

GOING TO SCHOOL

My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool


Poem Details | by Ashley Last |
Categories: hope, school, stress, write,

Tests

Pen flies when out of sight,
Boy, I hope that I'm right.
No award for me,
What a shame that'd be,
At least I gave it all my might.


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Unharnessed

 A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: sensual,

Limerick: Once a School-Girl who didn't like babies

Once a School-girl who didn’t like babies

Once a School-girl who didn’t like babies
Thought it’d be better than having scabies
So she engaged a Boor
To bore through the stuck door:
That’s how she got both babies and scabies.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: humorous,

The Hunt

In grammar school the boys had fun
Even though not one had a gun
They'd stalk a girl
Trying to shoot squirrel
But not one ever even saw one


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, people,

GONE FISHING

There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, humorous, parody, school,

Alma Mater II

Accepted to medical school
Too old but in the entrance pool
Where is the back door? 
There's my dorm with a drawer 
Since I’m a cadaver quite cool


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funnyhome, home,

SCHOOL'S OUT

Well here we are the last day of school
Let's hit the beach the park and even the pool
The kids are home for the summer
As I start to think I begin to wonder
They going to be home with me hey that's not cool


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

These Coming Summer Days

Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: childhood, education, funny, teen,

Job Interview

There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!


Poem Details | by Rhea Daniel Dear |
Categories: school,

My, My, What the Sickens

The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear