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Limerick Poems About Sad | Sad Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Nandita Das |
Categories: funny, math, nonsense,

Just doesn't add up

Pythagoras once fell off a ladder
And landed on a venomous adder
This adder couldn't add
Calculus made it sad
Algebra and theorems made it madder.

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Poem Details | by Kelly Deschler |
Categories: death, friend, heartbroken, lonely, loss, remember, sad,

Broken Hearted - JTAP

Our friendship here had only just started
then you left me alone, broken hearted
you're gone but not forgotten
now life it seems so rotten
ever since the sad day you departed.



We miss you, Chan :)



This was my sadder take on the "poet who broke my heart" contest theme.






Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny, happiness, health, life, loss

Slams Destroyed Her Head

Slams Destroyed Her Head

She was slammed by slam poetry, boo hoo!
Some folks wondered about the hullabaloo.
When bombarded with dread,
Sad thoughts destroyed her head.
Now, she thinks she’s a blithering cuckoo!

© July 17, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: friendship, sad

P.D. BYE

There’s a peach of a girl named P.D.
Who is a friend of both you and me
She’s gone away
I already miss her today
Her kind words and Queen Slam poetry



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Poem Details | by Dean Wood |
Categories: humorous, word play,

Cultivate Safety

When joining a cult one expects
To link up with those he respects
But some cults are bad
And though it is sad
One must ever practice safe sects!


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: philosophy,

Karma

There's a gal known as Karma; she'll charm ya,

and folks, I don't want to alarm ya,

but do somebody wrong,

and you'll sing a sad song

'cause she'll hunt ya down; then she'll harm ya!


April 29, 2018


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beautiful, sad,

Survival Of The Fittest



Watched a nature program about Africa last night And the animals that roam free what a glorious sight Survival of the fittest Can make us grimace As the prey succumbs in a fight for their life Hard to watch!!! © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Amy Green |
Categories: sad

ManTo Blame

In the beginning, when man became-
Murder and death seemed a fun game.
This was not what God meant
When giving us consent-
To our own choice, only man is to blame.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, political,

SCOOPING THE POOP

Constipated senator Ron Thump Got frustrated whilst taking a dump Eww what a sad minger He used his forefinger … and extracted it all in a lump! 9TH June 2016


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

A Guy and His Pig

Poor Bob was a kind of a dork He kept eating soup with a fork We wasn't to bright Sad was his plight When he took his pig to New York


Poem Details | by Donald J Bennett |
Categories: fantasy, funny, old,

A sad old flea

A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: humorous,

Girl and Cell Phone

Girl and Cell Phone
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

The phone was stuck to her ear.
Everyone she wanted to hear.
Every moment thus consumed,
Her life not resumed,
Sad life – it doth appear!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: drink, humorous, sad,

NISSED AS A PEWT

Ted got nissed as a pewt last night Tried walking, his legs were not right He stumbled and fell Woke up in a cell … He’ll be back in the pub tonight! Submitted to Any poem not for a contest sponsored by Broken Wings 27th February 2016


Poem Details | by Alex Keith |
Categories: voice,

Silence

Silence is bad

Silence makes me mad

I don’t like silence

Silence brings violence

Silence makes me sad


Poem Details | by Justin Time |
Categories: death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

death is good

Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose 
And i'll tie it up on a beam

Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill 
And i'll end it all on a high

Death Death is the way 
For life is to sucky to play

So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Good, Bad, Happy Or Sad



To the depth of my soul, I'm in love with life Whether filled with joy or occasional strife The good, the bad Happy or sad Too bad we don't get to go around twice


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: anniversary, health, history, sad,

AH, IF COLUMBUS

Ah, If Columbus had not sailed
for America: the new land,
cigarettes wouldn't kill
those feeling the chill...
many would be alive, not dead!


Poem Details | by Liz Labadie-Reilly |
Categories: seasons,

FEBRUARY FUNNYBONE -Limerick

February arrives and it's glad
makes the other months look kinda sad
hearts and love it stands for
romance, flowers what’s more
for only twenty nine days that's not bad.

lizReilly


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: on writing and words,

Why I Don't Like Slam

Excuse me please, pardon me, thank you ma’am.
Hold the door, turn the cheek, that’s who I am.
Facetiousness, so sad,
By any name is bad.
Hateful pretense is why I’m against slam.

Jul 17 2010 For Dane's "anti slam" contest


Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: funny, holiday,

Candy Cane Lane

Down On Candy Cane Lane

Several Elves Burst Into Flame

Rudolph Was Sad

But, Santa Was Mad

Knowing Spiked Eggnog Was To Blame.



Santa Put The Drink On A Shelf

Too High Up For Any Elf.

But, The Elves Formed A Plan

And Hired A Man

Who Took And Drank It Himself.


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: childhood, death, depression, family, life, loss, sad,

A Child of Nine

When I was a child of nine
I thought I had all the time
Time to live and be happy
Time to fish with my pappy
But death had crossed the line


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Valentine Promises



Poor Max got himself in quite a fix
Sent the same card to more than one chick
His promises to wed
To disaster they led
His sad story now out on Net Flicks


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

Jack's Harem

Day one without our lim'rick dad
It's cloudy and I feel quite sad
I sneak in his room
Try on his perfume
and call his harem to come to his pad 


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny,

Spinster Sue

A shy, young spinster, named Sue,

felt sad, cause her lovers were few!

        So, she walked out the door,

        wearing a fig-leaf - no more!

Now, she's in bed.with the flu!


Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: future, science fiction,

Evolution of the machine

How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world