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Limerick Poems About Roses | Rose Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: celebrity, humorous, music,

CELEBRITY LIMERICK - BAWDY

MICHAEL JACKSON As Michael performed his routine and belted out hit ‘Billy Jean’ When he grabbed his crotch His voice rose one notch Some critics deemed his moves obscene! Limerick Contest 8/20/18

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Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: farm, funny, time,

A Farmer Named Brock

There once was a farmer named Brock
Who was proud of his timely cock.
‘Cept it rose too early
Surprising his Shirley
On the day we turned back the clock.


Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, garden, sexy,

The Cougar With The Green Thumb

There once was a cougar named Rose

who kept the young men on their toes.

Working in her garden

they'd say "beg your pardon

I'll bet you could use a good hose!"



for Bawdy Limericks Two contest
sponsored by Roy Jerden


Poem Details | by Diane Lefebvre |
Categories: character, girl, humor, nonsense,

Hosie Rosie

There was a young lady named Rose, who developed a run in her hose. When her big toe stuck out; she got zapped with the gout: Now what Rosie does best, is to limp all about.



Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,

To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>


Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair |
Categories: love,

Blowing a Kiss

Blowing a  Kiss 

When irksome day, off tangles, comes unstuck
As  the  sun, behind a blushing sea, ducks 
Thoughts  of you I sorely miss
Pep  me up to blow this kiss
To find you stooping , a red rose, to pluck.



S.Jagathsimhan Nair
For: PD's 'Any rose' Contest

4th Aug 12


Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: farm, fun,

FARMER O'GABLE

FARMER O'GABLE There was an old farmer whose name was O'Gable He kept twenty equines cooped up in a stable For hours he would stoop To shovel mounds of poop He don't smell like a rose, old Farmer O'Gable. © ELR 2013


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humorous,

Spectacle

There was an optician somewhat blind
Whose patients found him easy to malign.
So he gave rose-colored glasses
A move that calmed the masses.
Now his practice has become sublime.





Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

John's Little Girl Limy

Poor little girl couldn't smell the rose
She was clogged up blocked in her nose
picked it clean
wasn't seen
What nobody sees nobody knows


Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: poetess,

A Lady Named Mystic Rose

there was a lady named Mystic Rose she kept people upon their toes don't’ try to get in her head her thing is hidden it’s said your curiosity will only grow 3/2/2016


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: drink, humor,

limerick joke IV

My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?


Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: fun,

Hazel And Laughter


A bed of rose petals  Hazel sprawls
bed started  collapsing then falls
bridegroom heated with anger
then looked at each in  laughter
she wanted pickles  and ice cream balls


©5/21/2015

Contest Name: L&H Limericks 
Sponsor: Catie Lindsey


Poem Details | by Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories: beautiful, lonely, moon,

WITHOUT YOU


Staring at the shy pale moon*  
I came to realize rather soon  
That without you on my side 
My sorrow wasn’t able to hide      
That bright night of month June!

  

© Demetrios Trifiatis
    27 MARCH 2014


*Inspired by a Limerick written
  by Mystic Rose! 


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: character, emotions, life, self, perspective,

Not Always your Way

Your attention is on rose, mine sticks to the sunflower
you long to reap my tenderness without being the sower
I respect letters not the internet
I demand limericks not just sonnets
my perspective to you is clever but lacks much power.


Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: funny,

Bawdy bawdy

She watched, as he rose to attention
Her desire was too hot to mention
From pink lips passion flows
She reaches for his hose
A bit short, he needs an extension 


Not a limerick guy, I hope I got it right.

For Roy Jergen's Bawdy, Bawdy, bawdy miss Clawdy contest.


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: birth, birthday, celebration, life,

It is another Birthday

Time is driven in a brand new Rose Royce
calendar gives notice with a happy voice
nothing serious at stake
bring and let’s cut the cake
a cycle is covered for all to rejoice.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Secret Deal


Once there was a dame called Rose Mary”the charter”
“Man with a monkey face, elastic arm” her character
Iron man, He Man, Superman, 
Spider man, are great power men
Bloody patent this character, for trillion dollars sure! 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friend,

A Very Mysterious Flower



There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop A neighbour of mine This vision divine Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

A Rose In My Hair



Could it be that spring is in the air No worries about the news, not a care Think I'll run naked That'll surely shake 'em Through the streets wearing just a rose in my hair


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Formula's Spell


Once there was a man called Formula “the mass”
his philosophy changed none: fellow ruled the mass 
“Fragrance your thought for
Sweet rose your heart, dear!”
Bloody how sweet is formula’s spell to rule the mass!


Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: poetess, poetry, poets,

Limerick for Mystic Rose

This Canadian lady’s name is Vienna. It’s the same as the largest town in Austria. Where she comes from up north, her writings are brought forth. They are among the best in North America.


Poem Details | by Noman Hamza |
Categories: beautiful,

A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?


Poem Details | by bulinya martins |
Categories: allegory

a rose of indigo

go
grow up
go through the time archway
away from the omens bay
ahead awaits a rose of indigo


Poem Details | by Noman Hamza |
Categories: beautiful,

A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun, mystery,

The Mystique Of Mystic Rose



Gonna find out the mystique of Mystic Rose Meeting for coffee, will let you know how it goes Her deep down secrets And her plans most recent To do her bidding as she administers mind control © Jack Ellison 2015