Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel
My poems are comedy driven
My tender side is usually hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential
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Poem Details | by
Winged Warrior |
Categories:
christmas, parents, romantic,
I saw mom and Santa having a chat
She told him he was much too fat
She then grabbed his behind
With eyes closed kissed him blind
Then they both fell on the mat
Nov.17.2019
Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
N/A for contest
Poem Details | by
Aiyah Torres |
Categories:
romantic, suicide,
This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
Had found a lady for snack
So beautiful and hot,
He gave her a shot.
Suck her blood, AIDS virus attacked.
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
life, romantic, sexy,
Exploding hunger rubs thirsty and sticky skins like clay
resistance to give morality a chance under slay
opposite energies pump
a stronger motor on top rump
unlimited liberty expressed with no rules in this play.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Well how do you do, my name is Lou
I'm a normal old chap except for my do
Hair down to here
Like an old buccaneer
A romantic old buggar and quite naughty too
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel
Usually my poems are comedy driven
My soft tender side is usually hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
john williams |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
A seventy year old couple on a romantic date,
Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe,
Feeling so good, a kiss they sought,
Locking mouths their false teeth got caught,
And both sets fell onto the plate.
Poem Details | by
carla jones |
Categories:
romantic,
your eyes are like the sekashin sea,
why wont you stand by side with me.
your eyes are as pure as snow,
so why do you have to go.
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
humor, romantic,
SHE'S WET - VIII
At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser
John GLawless
3/30/2015
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
heartbroken, romantic,
So you say someone broke your heart,
you fell in love right from the start,
you're alone - but don't fear,
I'll wipe that lonely tear...
for taking over is my art.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
flower,
Tulips have a very romantic connotation
One lip is fine but the second is for conversation
Well there's certainly another
No, not kissing your mother
Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
love, lust, romance, romantic, senses, sensual, sexy,
Patronizing her inner streets with cool lust-hawking
she’s compromising flaunted standards with kiss-talking
gentle but impolite
a sweetening soft fight
started like a hard script ending in sweet love making.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
friendship,
Move over young Tim, here I come
Going to challenge your title, you better run
My romantic side
Is gonna whip your hide
Your days are numbered as Romancer Number One
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Mark Elam |
Categories:
sexy,
At the end of a romantic meal
A sweet glimpse of your breasts I will steal
Bathing soft candlelight
Spicy curves now in sight
Then a rhythmic embrace so surreal
11.17.18
For Sexy poetry contest
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
confusion, humor, husband, wife,
His alarm failed, so no time to be pedantic
He still tried in his haste to be romantic
He had to hurry he was late
And in such an absent state
He slammed his wife and kissed the door, when frantic!
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
beautiful, fantasy, girlfriend, i love you, imagery, love, romantic,
Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
humorous, love,
THE SMELL OF LOVE
In instant love with this handsome man she fell
On romantic date this she wanted to tell
He came floating in flair
Sat so close on the chair
His socks smelled fetid fish, she groaned, what the hell.
August 29, 2018
Poem Details | by
darius garcia |
Categories:
humorous, romantic,
i met a sweet girl from mexico city
if she don't like me, oh well what a pitty
i'll just roll my face on the grass
oh boy did i fell for her ass
man, why can't i write something witty?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
romantic,
A lady once called me a romantic devil
In these sweet loving words, I forever will revel
Usually, my poems are comedy driven
My soft tender side is quite hidden
Stay tuned my friends, I have Romeo potential
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Searching for a topic for my next limerick post
Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast
To some movie hero
Like Robert De Niro
Maybe an exposé 'bout a famous Mickey Mouse
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
romantic,
Have you noticed lately, the shorter the shorts
The broader men's smiles and the louder their snorts
Disgusting say what?
But quite hot to trot
Controlled by their lower regions with grunts of all sorts
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
romantic,
Just a few years left till I meet my maker
Hope my reputation hasn't preceded me as a heartbreaker
I'm truly a decent soul
Quite stunning as a whole
But at times I lose it, run wild over hell's half acre
Poem Details | by
Wendy M |
Categories:
for him, love, love hurts, romance, romantic love,
I still have a case of you,
Now you've got me in two.
Slipping through my veins,
You've got me steadily in chains.
Because of you, I'm feeling blue.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Haven't written bout love in a very long while
Been chocking up goofies in dirty big piles
So here I submit
If youse guy's permit
A tale so romantic, gonna soil your tiles
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, humorous,
How romantic of my sweet Albert
Wants tattoo with my name; he’s no flirt
Alb requested a rose
Tattoo inked - a red nose
Alb’s irate kicking him where it hurt!
7/25/19