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Limerick Poems About Romance | Romance Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Terry O'Leary |
Categories: funny, romance,

He Tickled Her Pink

There once was a raven haired Shrink
Who had orange Juice Tequilas to drink

While her scarlet souled Beau
Sucked her tinted red Toe

And she paled when he tickled her Pink.

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Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny

Chippendale Dancer

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her

But she fell for a Chippendale dancer

     Stuck bucks in his G-string

     But found his wedding ring

Right next to his genital enhancer





*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,

A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME

Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16


Poem Details | by Joseph Tucker |
Categories: home, ireland, marriage, romance,

Stay at home

Said Seamus to his wife, with a wink
Since I cannae go out for a drink
I'm sure me and you
Can find something to do
Let me hug you, while both of us think



Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: confusion, funny, word play,

Wait, He Said What

When she found out she would be working late
She asked if he could pick her up at eight
Attempted romance
Drew looks askance
When he said, "It'll be hard to bear the wait!"


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: dance, funny, lust,

Romance in Durango

 We met south of the border in Durango,
 She was hot and boy could she fandango!
   She said at a glance
  "Señor like to dance?"
 No I replied...but I would love to tango!



               September 2014



Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: fantasylove,

"Giant Isopod"

Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
    Romance private ocean deeps
    Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, future, happy, holiday, love, romance,

Hey James, what do you see

On holiday my eyes observed So tanned and beautifully curved Her eyes turned to me Hey! James what do you see? Patience, you'll receive your deserves .


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: family, funny,

Poor Man

We never thought she'd find the right man Find a more fickle bride if you can.. Poor man hasn't a chance She's in charge of romance He stepped into the fire from the pan Written in haste for the "Cousins Wedding" contest... my appologies...lol


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, romance,

B-4

Lisa was tired of being single
she wanted romance and to mingle.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who kept her home playing Bingo.


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny,

Beer Mugs

There was a young girl named, Anheuser.

Wouldn't heed, when folks would advise her!

        Her and Pabst, took a chance,

         had a whirlwind romance,

and now they're both, sadder, Budweiser!


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: romance,

Perfume


Your cologne, your pheromone have just blown 
over me Now my testosterone 
leaves me dying to do 
all of those things for you 
I do in your erogenous zone.


Poem Details | by Natalie The Rogue Rhymer |
Categories: fantasy, romance,

Mile High Consequences

She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate 
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight 


*For Gwen's contest :)


Poem Details | by mike dailey |
Categories: romance,

Little Robin Redbreast

There once was this redbreasted Robin
Who there on the beach was just sobbin’
That sunburn must hurt
It glowed right through her shirt
The view set my parts just a throbbin’


Poem Details | by Liz Labadie-Reilly |
Categories: seasons,

FEBRUARY FUNNYBONE -Limerick

February arrives and it's glad
makes the other months look kinda sad
hearts and love it stands for
romance, flowers what’s more
for only twenty nine days that's not bad.

lizReilly


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, romance,

Equipped

Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger.


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, romance,

Unsuspended

Lisa was tired of getting no calls
from Joes, Ethans, Toms, Randalls, and Pauls.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who turned out to be lacking his balls.


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: growing up, life,

Window of Teenage hood

A growing mind, viewing an exciting world from a glance
sparkling costumes of Adulthood so enticing for a dance
hormones gushing through a pipe
feelings undergoing some hype
a young heart in speedy formation, hoping to taste romance.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: humor, valentines day,

Romance Foiled

To Valentines Day I am true
The joy of a score means...yahoo!
Sex is a pleasant
Heart holiday present
Now ruined since I’ve caught the flu


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: adventure, happiness, love, romance

ENJOYING THE PEACE OF LATE HOURS

Sky as infinite as deep thoughts,
foaming sea emitting sparkles,
glances brightened by romance,
a sweet urge to dance...
enjoying the peace of late hours.



Inspired by Linda-Marie's photo ps.JT76945.jpg
written by Andrew Crisci


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: angst, family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, love, romance, wedding, wife

Full Circle

Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, romance,

The Last Of The Romantics

She was the only love he'd ever known

   For the cheap wedding ring he would atone

      She pined for a bigger "ice"

         A five carat stone would be nice

            The jerk bought her a one ton graveyard stone

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by mike dailey |
Categories: romance,

Little Jack Horner

Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funnydance, dance, men,

Fire Ants

Some men dance hoping for a romance
Some men dance keeping fit of their pants
but the dance most obscene
is the dance made to glean
from your clothes a mad horde of fire ants

For John and Carolyn's Bug contest


Poem Details | by Gorlum Gorlum |
Categories: beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,

Dirty limerick: old man,part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach