Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her
But she fell for a Chippendale dancer
Stuck bucks in his G-string
But found his wedding ring
Right next to his genital enhancer
*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest
Sue decided to send Jim a tweet
She used words that were quite indiscreet
Calling him a fat turd -
(Using another word)
Their romance has taken a back seat!
Some think love and romance are sublime
Others feel they're a big waste of time
Both views maybe so
But there's one thing I know
Candy prices are surely a crime!
I'll buy her candies and flowers and charms
When we kiss I'll hear bells and alarms
But one thing can't compare
Is when I'm standing there
Silently holding her close in my arms!
For: Francine Roberts
Valentine's Day Limerick contest
Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
Romance private ocean deeps
Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss
Lisa was tired of being single
she wanted romance and to mingle.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who kept her home playing Bingo.
Writing relative rhymed rhymes
Rhyming with revival rhythmically rhythm
Is not revue but reviewing my role
To resurrect as requested to revive back romance.
When rhyming my rhymes I can revolve revolutionary robust
Rocking like rocky rocks rolling to the right rendezvous,
but today I recite repose as if I repent,
but rely it you will relish,
because its a rhyme to recall recapture of romance in relationships.
I wrote it to rake up real reign
When raspberries were rasped,
Raucously reading romantic readings regularly.
Becoming a receiver reckon receiving reciprocally gifts,
but this is the recital to recapture romance to recur.
Read this rhyme to refill,refine,reform and refresh romance.
Regain rarefied of relish rained rich rain
Raining rainy with ravishing red roses reddening a red ring around you.
Relieving yourself by reiterating 'I love you Mrs Right',
and wait for the rejoicing remarkably respond to be relayed
'I love you too Mr Right'.
The respond that revealed the resourcefully resource for resurrecting.
I rouse you because I'm roused;
Be a roman and go to Rome
To see real romance,
and you will romp of being romantic,
and really its realistically real
Relationship was a big blow,
Evident was the lack of glow,
Just to try the skill,
New romance and thrill,
Surely increased the venous flow !
Bawdy limerick - 8/8/5/5/8
Written on 23/6/14
(The whole truth and nothing but the truth)
It is too late in the day to select
One from data too vast to recollect
Was it a candy or toy?
Or childish prank of sly joy?
Or wife, kids, work or food? None, I suspect.
It's the moment I was destined to meet
A ‘ YOGI’ divinely wise and complete,
Who put me on a road, odd,
Of love and romance with God.
Still after TRUTH ; That day, with love, I greet.
Ps:’ Yogi’ is a term for a God-realised soul.
By: S.Jagathsimhan Nair, 26th Feb 12
For: PD’s Truth or Dare contest
PD’s question was to describe in a poetic way the most loving moment of my life.
Know this romance king named Timothy
Who started writing limericks or facsimiles
We gave him three cheers
But the love stuff 'tween his ears
Prevent him from challenging his great peers
© Jack Ellison 2015
They say in the Bedouin camp
The Geanie is really a scamp
Sure, he’ll grant you wishes
Of romance or dishes
As long as you’re rubbing his lamp
When I read this story I knew
That none of the story rang true
For I had an uncle
And he had this furuncle
That he said would grant wishes too
But according to my loving Aunt
The only thing that thing would grant
Was a wrist with a sprain
Then she tried to explain
I’d go on but I really can’t
When I had a boyfriend named Billy,
our budding romance soon turned chilly.
What caused lots of drama?
He often brought Mama.
That snob made me feel fat and silly.
She hinted that I should be fitter.
Her insults made me feel so bitter.
She made small “suggestions”
and asked nosey questions.
Lord help me! I wanted to hit ‘er.
She sneered because I don’t wear Prada.
Nice comments about me were NADA.
I told Mama's baby,
“Go! I don't mean maybe.
Take Mommy and go home to Dada.”
February 22, 2017