Limerick Poems About Romance | Romance Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny

Chippendale Dancer

Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her

But she fell for a Chippendale dancer

     Stuck bucks in his G-string

     But found his wedding ring

Right next to his genital enhancer

*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,


Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, dance, humorous,


An acrobat whose name is Dale Went pole dancing with his wife Gail When he did the starfish He looked such a dish But suddenly Gail's face turned pale As he performed his sexy pole dance He'd got no undies under his pants Poor Dale was distraught When his todger got caught It cut short a night of romance 13th July 2017

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: lost love, sea,

Sad Sea Tale


There was once an old man of the ocean
For a mermaid he had a devotion
But instead of two pins
She’d a tail and some fins
Which precluded their harmonic motion

But in spite of her disparate corpus
They maintained their romance polymorphous
‘Til a herring one day
Brought a message to say
That she’d gone off to live with a porpoise

[Gift for a lady]

Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny

Don't Touch My Chocolate Covered Nuts

Some think love and romance are sublime
Others feel they're a big waste of time
Both views maybe so
But there's one thing I know
Candy prices are surely a crime!

I'll buy her candies and flowers and charms
When we kiss I'll hear bells and alarms
But one thing can't compare
Is when I'm standing there
Silently holding her close in my arms!

For: Francine Roberts
Valentine's Day Limerick contest

Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: fantasylove,

"Giant Isopod"

Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
    Romance private ocean deeps
    Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, romance,


Lisa was tired of being single
she wanted romance and to mingle.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who kept her home playing Bingo.

Poem Details | by Tsotetsi Thabiso Edward |
Categories: romanceromance, love, red, romance,

Rhyme to recall recapture of romance

Writing relative rhymed rhymes
Rhyming with revival rhythmically rhythm
Is not revue but reviewing my role
To resurrect as requested to revive back romance.
When rhyming my rhymes I can revolve revolutionary robust
Rocking like rocky rocks rolling to the right rendezvous,
but today I recite repose as if I repent,
but rely it you will relish,
because its a rhyme to recall recapture of romance in relationships.

I wrote it to rake up real reign
When raspberries were rasped,
Rationing reverie,
Raucously reading romantic readings regularly.
Becoming a receiver reckon receiving reciprocally gifts,
but this is the recital to recapture  romance to recur.

Read this rhyme to refill,refine,reform and refresh romance.
Regain rarefied of relish rained rich rain
Raining rainy with ravishing red roses reddening a red ring around you.
Relieving yourself by reiterating 'I love you Mrs Right',
and wait for the rejoicing remarkably respond to be relayed
'I love you too Mr Right'.
The respond  that revealed the resourcefully resource for resurrecting.
I rouse you because I'm roused;
Be a roman and go to Rome
To see real romance,
and you will romp of being romantic,
and really its realistically real

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: cute love,


         Relationship was a big blow,
         Evident was the lack of glow,
              Just to try the skill,
            New romance and thrill,
     Surely increased the venous flow !

Bawdy limerick - 8/8/5/5/8
Written on 23/6/14

Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair |
Categories: love, truth,

Most loving moment or search after TRUTH

(The whole truth and nothing but the truth)

It is too late in the day to select
One from data too vast to recollect
Was it a candy or toy?
Or childish prank of sly joy?
Or wife, kids, work or food? None, I suspect.

It's  the moment I was destined to meet
A  ‘ YOGI’  divinely wise and complete,
Who put me on a road, odd,
Of love and romance with God.
Still after TRUTH ; That day, with love, I greet.

Ps:’ Yogi’ is a term for a God-realised  soul.
By: S.Jagathsimhan Nair,  26th Feb 12
For: PD’s Truth or Dare contest
PD’s question was to describe in a poetic way the most loving moment of my life.

Poem Details | by mike dailey |
Categories: family, fantasy,

You Get the Rub

They say in the Bedouin camp
The Geanie is really a scamp
Sure, he’ll grant you wishes
Of romance or dishes
As long as you’re rubbing his lamp

When I read this story I knew
That none of the story rang true
For I had an uncle
And he had this furuncle
That he said would grant wishes too

But according to my loving Aunt
The only thing that thing would grant
Was a wrist with a sprain
Then she tried to explain
I’d go on but I really can’t

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,


Know this romance king named Timothy Who started writing limericks or facsimiles We gave him three cheers But the love stuff 'tween his ears Prevent him from challenging his great peers © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: romantic love, sea,

Sea theme limerick

A woeful young mermaid once sighed
'I shall never be anyone's bride!'
For to walk up the aisle
Would be oh, such a trial
Seems alas! to this rock I am tied!

A merman came up alongside her -
'Let me be your romance provider.
Through the reef we will glide
Holding hands side by side
With your silk veil held by the sea spider'.


For Carolyn Devonshires limerick contest

Medium sized finger - preferably green or blue please

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Well Well Well

Well, well, well, the story of three holes Assume I should take a break, I'm outta control Ass-u-me makes an ass Outta you and me, quite crass So back to love, and romance and tales of the soul

Poem Details | by Gregory R Barden |
Categories: animal, christmas, funny, humorous,

The Prong and Short of It

I once heard of a reindeer named Prancer

Loved a doe, and he tried to romance her

But because of her scorn

From the size of his horn

He would always be short.of her answer.

Written and submitted on December 15, 2018
For the "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trance and Romance Horn Limerick

Trance and Romance Horn Limerick

She held me suspended in a trance,
So we could take a chance on romance
Dancing was not one of my best talents,
And in the end I had lost my balance
Stepped on her toes when we did dance.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy,

A New Lease On Life

A charming new lease on life I'm feeling today An exciting new opportunity has passed my way A love so deep I'm losing sleep A sweet new romance with my brand new toupee

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: character, humorous,

Chimera Of Grandeur

Sheriff Barney had false swagger of air, a braggart with chimera of grandeur, skilled winner of women’s heart couldn’t play well the lover’s part, songs of romance fell flat on his tin ear.
February 12, 2019 Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10