Limerick Poems About Retirement | Retirement Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Mitch White |
Categories: satire

Foolproof

I lost my job two years ago today
Unemployment ran out sometime in May
Saving cans you know
Still play the Lotto
My little retirement plan, per se


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: retirement,

Ahhh Retirement



This life of retirement sure is a blast But can never remember when I went last Tried to act coyly And not to be noisy Then bombs away like a huge birthday bash


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

A Mutiny

Lived eight years in a retirement community Best eight years, so thankful for the opportunity Elderly ladies clamoured around me Best looking oldster they ever did see Had to beat them off with a stick to avoid a mutiny Never too old!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Mutiny



Lived eight years in a retirement community Best eight years, so thankful for the opportunity Elderly ladies clamoured around me Best looking oldster they ever did see Had to beat them off with a stick to avoid a mutiny