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Limerick Poems About Relationship | Relationship Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: computer-internet, humorous, relationship,

I can only hand it to you

Tapped messages go out direct
With phones it's an easy connect
Thoughts from a finger
In cyberspace linger
But touching's too much to expect

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,

A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME

Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,

Love Versus Lust

Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: relationship,

The White House Leak

By the eerie light of a lamp
He made busy fondling a vamp
Who sat on his lap
To take a quick nap
when KA-BOOM her knickers went damp!



Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: power, relationship,

God Save the Queen

Alas, it was the year of the scorned princess
when Diana did on Charles and Camilla dis!
  But the Queen hid her dis-dain
  yet through it all she did reign
and God saved her from her annus horribilis!

                   


                  June 2015


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,

A Fathers Desire

Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How to give a guy a premarital suitability exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze


Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,

Learning - a Good Investment

A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
        Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!


12/22/18


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: relationship,

Love and Hate

LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: humor, humorous, people, relationship,

How To Pick Up A Girl

Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date


Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,

Bill And Monica - Limerick

     Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was queer
Both caught on surveillance electronica


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, marriage, relationship, sexy,

I'm The Best

My wife always says I’m the best
A feeling which brought me much zest
One night wild thoughts flew
In search of a clue
I wondered just who were the rest


Poem Details | by Kathy Littrell |
Categories: animals, funny, pets, cat,

FRIENDSHIP ENDED


          A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended


Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: cute love,

Thrill



         Relationship was a big blow,
         Evident was the lack of glow,
              Just to try the skill,
            New romance and thrill,
     Surely increased the venous flow !




Bawdy limerick - 8/8/5/5/8
Written on 23/6/14


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, relationship,

BAWDY LIMERICK WHAT A WHOPPER - GOTD AWARD

Sue had a new boyfriend called Billy Who had a gargantuan willy To Sue’s great delight It stayed up all night … And Sue was a game little filly! FOR GIGGLE OF THE DAY CHALLENGE 11~27~16


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,

Ciao Time

I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: baby, humorous, relationship,

It WAS A BIT OF A COCK UP

A randy old codger called Pete His actions were quite indiscreet His passionate whirl With a sexy girl Brought the patter of tiny feet! 01~24~17


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: girlfriend, relationship, romance, roses are red, sensual, sexy, social,

At first Chat

Her heart, mind and mood make up a tough agency
laughter and playfulness, all a contingency
we start with hello miss
her words, sweet to release
wanted result of a yes, not an urgency.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, relationship, wife,

The Appointments

Oh doctor my wife won’t you see
I think she is cheating on me
Said doctor to fuss
Of course I’ll discuss
She’ll be with me just after three


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: fish, lust, myth, ocean, relationship, sea, sexy,

A Mermaid's Tail

Davy Jones was clearly immoral
When he ruled all sex must be oral
But one mermaid's tail
Excited a whale
And his fluke just shattered the coral!


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: growing up, humor, humorous, people, poetry, relationship,

Insulting his advances

Your mind speaks of me as a naïve lilly
you wear a fake swag, annoying and silly
your forwardness I hinder
little boy please surrender
maybe truly a man but with a willy.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy, wife,

Tit 4 Tat

The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Multiple Personalities



People with multiple personalities have been studied Someone I know makes our relationship quite muddied No matter which one Both make me come undone A cross I must bear leading to conflict quite bloodied


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: high school, lust, relationship, remember, sexy, teacher, wife,

High School Reunion Buzz

I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: relationship, sister,

Quite Dirty

My sister had a date with a plumber 
He couldn't have been any dumber --
  His lips weren't too wordy
  His hands were quite dirty --
His plunger an absolute bummer


     January 03, 2019
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