Limerick Poems About Relationship | Relationship Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by apoorva patrikar |
Categories: death, love, day, me,

My definition of love

Baby, the day I saw you first
Dunno how my heart had a burst
You soon became my friend
Would friendship last till the end?
Staying without you, oh that’s the worst

High time it was, I’d waited so long
You’d finally proposed to me with a song
Ooohh I could hardly wait
You were already my mate
I wished nothing would now ever go wrong

We usually sat together like a dove
Now was that really true love, love?
Sad songs seemed so boring
Romance in full sure seemed luring
Now was that really true love, love?

Your lovely smile was now my smile
Our relationship was not at all fragile
I started drawing hearts and roses
We took photographs in various poses
Without you, I couldn’t even stand a while

One day that was, I wasn’t feeling very well
You immediately rang the nearest doctor’s bell
He had a really bad news
From all the doctors we took reviews
I was about to die, they said from their shell 

That is the day when I realized
Our love was never actually very precise
My love had different forms
Between us, we had no norms
I sure had a soon to be demise

Relating romantic songs to you, was not true love
Electricity racing at your touch, was not true love
Your presence at my last breath, telling me 
You’ll never leave, kiss me, caress me
Making me smile, while I die, now that’s true love...

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: crazy,

An ego to brag about

He razzed Iran’s chieftain emir
Cotton's had his writing premiere 
The paparazzi
Might call him a Nazi
But he's just a smart profiteer

Author's note:  This young senator reminds me of someone who might have attended a Hitler youth camp Fear is his opportunity While he is strangely self-assured, he is on the same side of the nuclear negotiations as the Iranian hardliners He doesn't go back and talk about the time the USA overthrew the democratically elected government of Iran and installed the brutal Shah (Even if that information is critical to the relationship we now have with the Iranians.)  If talks fail we know there will be a short term benefit to certain groups Are you affiliated with them, Senator?  Follow the $$$.

Poem Details | by Kathy Littrell |
Categories: animals, funny, pets, cat,


          A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, holiday,

His Heart She Did Twirl

I'll call her a different name
This girl whom I thought was my dame
On holiday she went
With my money well spent
To Malta she went on a plane

Whilst there she met a waiter called Frank
In bed playing sexual pranks
This Susanna my girl
His heart she did twirl
We're engaged, and this is her thanks

I looked forward to the day she came home
With this waiter her hands on he roamed
Hey! Susanna your dumped
I hope you end up real plump
Your a dog, I should throw you a bone

Wow! a man with the final say
Our relationship ends today
I wish you the best
With your holiday zest
It's my turn to go out and play

Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: cute love,


         Relationship was a big blow,
         Evident was the lack of glow,
              Just to try the skill,
            New romance and thrill,
     Surely increased the venous flow !

Bawdy limerick - 8/8/5/5/8
Written on 23/6/14

Poem Details | by Kayla OBrien |
Categories: happy,


Lately all I can ever sit and think about is you
and how I know your words to be only true
you will continuously be my friend
forever and for always until the end
friends like you are far and few, boyfriends are too

One day soon you will become my man
not just my best friend and biggest fan
you will be more when the time does come
and our relationship will be both serious and fun
but I promise that I will never how it all began

We bonded over our love for poems and such
and it grew to be a bond that grew so much
we have a bond that runs so deep
a step into a relationship is a big leap
You'll never know what you've done with a loving touch

You've touched my heart in more than just one way
In my life I want you to please please forever stay
I am still hesitant to follow again love's siren call
but I know with you I won't be hurt if I do fall
so your patient til I'm ready to take that leap one day

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Multiple Personalities

People with multiple personalities have been studied Someone I know makes our relationship quite muddied No matter which one Both make me come undone A cross I must bear leading to conflict quite bloodied

Poem Details | by JENNIFER PROXENOS |
Categories: family,


Mother in law’s are known to be interfering and feared,
Be loving, for they are the brunt of jokes of how they are persevered,
For they can cause chaos and absolute hell,
But can be sweet and understanding as well,
For which side of the fence, are you geared?

I have a daughter in law who’s swell,
I could not wish for more, I can honestly tell,
I’ll always love her, she is family, she’s my son’s wife,
Who he chose to stay with, for the rest of his life,
Show her love, you must, and then she’ll love you as well!

The same applies if you have a son in law, 
Be respectful and caring, you don’t want the relationship to thaw,
Don’t crowd the couple, they have a life of their own,
Don’t harp and chew on the same bone,
Be there when they need you, and don’t ever mention any flaw!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Clever Relation To Sever

Clever Relation To Sever

What we should do is try to endeavor,
Properly communicate  and be clever;
Think about;
Maintain clout;
Or relationship with them must sever.

Jim Horn