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Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, wedding

Runaway Train

An outdoor wedding, no sign of rain
The bride’s gown had a 10-foot train
     Crossing the lawn to her bequeathed
     Fido snatched the train in his teeth
And Pop watched eight grand go down the drain

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Poem Details | by Beatrice Boyle |
Categories: funny,

I Once Drank A Glass of Champagne Limerick


For Francine Robersts contest....Pick A Beverage




I once drank a glass of champagne
Then ran naked into the rain
I love all the bubbles
But it caused so much trouble
I’ll never drink it again!

Copyright©2011 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: humorous, ireland, rain,

Taxi

There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters

Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: scary,

The Rain In Spain



The rain in Spain has nothing on us Seems our annual rainfall, their records we'll bust A charming thought We'll need a yacht To get the market for some salami and stuff © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, people, seasons,

Portrait of Lily Rainbow

Written by Gail DeBole 

Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
    After caught in the rain,
    She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection


Poem Details | by gen cacho |
Categories: beauty, girl,

artificial beauty

i have this friend back in high school
she was known to be one of the most beautiful
people didn't notice it's just her make-up
and when a sudden rain came and wash her face up
poor creature, she was laughed by all


Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: dog, funny,

Regal Beagle

There once was an Arkansas beagle
Though quite common, registered legal
But when it would rain
The throne he would reign
As if thinking himself so regal


   Feb 18 2016  an original poem by the "poemdog" Daniel Turner


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

WIPE OUT

I wish I could erase  some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass


FOR ERASER CONTEST


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny, humorous,

Portly Explosion

    A portly old man from Spain,
Let his belt out to relieve the strain,
    But his pants button exploded
       Like a missile unloaded
  So far that it brought down rain.


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: humor, rain,

Gimme Shelter

A strong hurricane blows across the beach

My umbrella turns inside-out; I screech!

     Broadcasting from a cell phone

     Rain pelts and there’s no tone

For the first time I’m at a loss for speech


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Fred Wins the Lottery

Winning millions, Fred acted insane,
Raced his new Benz and crashed in the rain.
All that money he won
Went for surgeries done
To repair both his body and brain!

For Susan Burch's
Lottery Ticket Limerick Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: funny, nature,

The Storm

A Storm rolled across the field,

Flashing lightning and thunder pealed.

The rain came crashing down,

and I almost nearly drown,

cause the top of my tent was not sealed.


Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: humorous,

Insane Poems


NOT CONTEST BOUND

I used to know a poet named Lin Lane
she often walked in the thundering rain
one day she got a jolt
from a fierce lightning bolt
and now all of her poems are insane


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: cool, spring, weather,

WHEN SUNSHINE TRICKS MAY

Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes 
when sunshine tricks May! 


* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure, funny, satire,

The under water solution

When the money is mostly spent
Find the lowest terms for the rent
A car on a train
Protects well from the rain
But better yet let's get a tent


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous, lost, sea, lost, sea,

Limerick: Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne

Limerick : Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne

Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne
Called Main-Chain-In-Vain-Gain-Mane-Rain-Van
Pulled anchor, lost finger
Put in place cucumber
Now sucks lost finger to spew news ban.


©  TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Solo Ballet



Sadly I heard this old man say one day If I had his looks I'd be out there making hay In the sunshine or the rain On the grass, or on a plane Guess I'll just have to perform a solo ballet © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

Billy was a silly man

Billy was a silly man 
Run over by neighbor Anne 
He barked barked and barked 
But nobody harked 
His cry in the summer rain


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

SULLY AND MEENIE

Sully loves the classic chicken roasts 
‘A perfect dozen a day’, he boasts 
Meenie loves milk 
Foods of that ilk 
‘Cat is lesser animal’, he posts 


Sully/Sullivan= my pet ghost who lives in a rain tree 
Meenie=my pet female cat


Poem Details | by Cecilia Crasto |
Categories: brother, for him, funny,

Half A Brain

If my brother needed a brain Like a drought needs the rain Without a whinge or a whine He can have half of mine Even though I am insane


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick: Once a lovely Lady caught in her shower

Limerick : Once a lovely Lady caught in her shower

Once lovely Lady caught in shower
With broken pipe and gushing water
Ran out to buy new pipe
Forgot the soap to wipe
Now waits for rain to come over her.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Darrin Funk |
Categories: angst,

Resolution

When stormy turmoil assails your boat
Desperately struggling to stay afloat
Drop the anchor; sever the chain
Endure on deck; embrace the rain
Proclaim your defiance with opened throat


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

HUH



Some freezing rain is predicted today Gonna stay put, the prognosticators I'll obey Consider my life precious Love eating lettuce With gobs of coleslaw dressing, delicious that way Huh???


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Freezing Rain



FREEZING RAIN, is there anything worse Than driving slick highways, it's surely a curse Danger is great Time we must take To make sure we arrive to write another verse


Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: adventure, life,

Old Man Moe

Everyone Called Him Old Man Moe,

Living Free Like A Hobo.

He Once Hopped A Train

In The Driving Rain

But, Slipped And Lost His Big Toe.


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