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Poem Details | by Thvia Shetley |
Categories: funeral, funny, sports,

A golf limerick

While a man was golfing in Fife
a funeral cortege was arife,

       his head bowed in prayer
       at this somber affair

to pay last respects to his wife!

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

In Prayer Will Plead

In Prayer Will Plead

In prayer to God will always plead,
Meet my requirements and do need;
Never boast;
Enjoy coast;
Help me to overcome all my greed.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny,

A Sassy Potty Mouth Bird Has Changed Her Ways



~ There once was a Bird named Cher who's resolution was not to swear she duct taped her beak where not a word could leak and fluttered her wings in prayer ~


Poem Details | by Marrissa Kamckey- Harms |
Categories: funny, happiness, life, prayer,

Falling Down- Trochee

Every time I take a step,
I end up falling down.
Legs flying throw the air,
Making me look like a clown.

Though if I jump up in the sky,
Holding a simple prayer in my mind.
I fly....
Only to land on my behind!:-)



Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Converted

There was an old sailor who liked to swear.
And his rot-gut rum he was happy to share.
A cleric aimed to make him repent
But saw the sailor as wholly content.
Now the two are buddies bereft of a prayer.


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor, husband,

Limerick: Once a Cossack in tundra cassock

Limerick : Once a Cossack in tundra cassock

Once a Cossack in tundra cassock
Crept to spy on his wife : got a shock
She lay stooped in prayer
Without a stitch on her
Guess whose head was on the butcher’s block ?

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Syamala Tadigadapa |
Categories: depression, devotion, faith, prayer,

Unfair

May I humbly say a word
Why you make my life so hard
Though I pray for your mercy
Never you send returns I see
Is it not quite unfair my Lord


Poem Details | by Noman Hamza |
Categories: beautiful,

A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: beautiful, betrayal, forgiveness, heartbroken, prayer, sad love, strength, wisdom,

BEAUTIFUL LINDA BECAME A NUN

Beautiful Linda became a nun,
prayed in the Chapel forgiving John
who swore her faithfulness
with very solemn words...
she did not know that he was a con! 


Poem Details | by Noman Hamza |
Categories: beautiful,

A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?


Poem Details | by David Bose |
Categories: humor,

Sports Illustrated

The feature this month is swimwear,
An answer to many a prayer:
Men shell out good loot
To eye a swimsuit,
Preferring the babe was all bare.


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: anxiety, humor, prayer,

Raining Cats and Dogs

This past week it was raining cats and dogs,
prayed about it to not get so annoyed,
one car totaled other in infirmary,
husband tomorrow having triple bypass surgery,
Meow, Arf, Splat go land some more in the bog.


Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: history, people, poetry,

THE LIMERICK its origin and history

There once lived a friar,Thomas of Aquino
in latin,did his poetry flow
In a prayer anapestic
this form was to tick
until Lear gave AABBA ,a go


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: blessing, character, people, prayer,

The Best Investment

He prayed about how to invest.
God gave him the answer ‘twas best.
Touch the lives of the people
dwelling under the steeple.
Then all of your days will be blessed.

7/5/17


Poem Details | by Marty Owens |
Categories: funny

Piano Two

This young man who played the piano.
Knew something had to be done pronto!
     So during the prayer
     When no one's aware.
He zipped pants right up with a gusto!


*True story Limerick


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: anxiety, car, emotions, humor, prayer,

The Driving In Lima, Peru

It’s really an absolute zoo,
the driving in Lima, Peru.
Keep emotions in check.
Pray you don’t have a wreck.
Breathe a sigh of relief when you’re through!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: appreciation,

Horn Weather Limerick

Horn Weather Limerick

Power failure all of us just did receive
Lights went out and from us would leave
And then to God we gave Him a prayer
For lights to come back on everywhere
Are now on and no longer will we grieve.

James Swerious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, death, god, international, prayer, religion, technology,

We need a new God

It does not matter how much I pray
God does not give me the time of day
That "omnipotent" snot
Did not try to save squat
When my iPhone drowned yesterday!


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: word play,

A Sloth's Life

A Sloth's Life

I'm your lil sloth hanging on a prayer
The bump on the log without any flair
Hail Mary full of grace
Leave me from this rat race
Indifferent I suspend of any care

connie pachecho

12/27/17

word play


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: cry, culture, native american, nature, prayer, rain, weather,

Zuni Weather

A Zuni who prays every day
Saw a cloud in the sky back in May
He yelled, "Do or die!"
Which made the cloud cry
And that's why its still raining today.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

John Rutter Choir Practice

John Rutter Choir Practice

I had found precious singing full of feeling;
Concentrating on each note as if kneeling;
In a prayer,
While being there;
Drew in attention with sounds so appealing.

Jim Horn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNnR1Z4qLek&list=RD1bDoMflYErE&index=1


Poem Details | by JENNIFER PROXENOS |
Categories: god,

FRAGILE , HANDLE WITH PRAYER

FRAGILE ,  HANDLE  WITH   PRAYER

God made us able and agile,
But life is fragile,
Handle it with prayer,
He will always be there,
You will sense him from the surrounding dazzle!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: anxiety, depression, insect, international, peace, prayer, religion,

Nun of the Above Supplication

I do not like how bed bugs prey
They feast upon us night and day
Praise God be kind
Grant peace of mind
And blow those blood-suckers away!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

God With Someone

God With Someone

When God with someone your will share;
You do become free from sin and despair,
And meet a need;
With His food feed;
Communicate with Him in each prayer.

Jim Horn

God is near, here, there and everywhere.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: children, fun, giggle, god, perspective, pets, prayer,

No Time for Prayers

AFV proves that we all love to see
Children and pets goofing up on TV
We can't help but wonder
How little ones blunder
Whilst God is laughing at blunders by Thee!


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