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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, political,

Guiding Star O'er Washington

I pray a  bright star will shine in the air

    O'er Washington to guide some wise men there

        Bringing gifts of commonsense

            And harmony to dispense

                To a nation that is in disrepair

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: corruption, leadership, political,

Why Hillary Should Wear Flame Retardant Pantsuits

It was as wrong as it was illegal
and may yet in the courts have a sequel:
  seems like the FBI
  thinks it's OK to lie
and deceive the American people!


             July 2016



Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: political,

Bye Gadaffi


Gadaffi!  That hole in your temple 
will put a full stop to your trample 
of the poor Libyans 
So, now the Syrians 
say, "Assad, step aside; that's a sample."


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, lust, political,

RONALD LIKES A NICE BIT OF RUMP

A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016



Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: satire

Expensesgate

Political life isn't cheap
moats are costly to clean when their deep
big bucks for a porn movie
and a duck house thats groovy,
it's enough to make Gordon Brown weep.


Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: political, satire,

Potty in Politics

The Congress it seems had no bathrooms. They just held it or country was doomed. They passed regulations for eliminations then out of both their chambers they zoomed.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america, political,

Heil - The American Nationalist Greeting

After you pass our barbwire gates
Welcome to the United States!
A non-white face
Gets sprayed with Mace
But if you have cash, lets be mates!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: child abuse, children, culture, freedom, immigration, political, prison,

Trumperie

Our President wants us to see
A Justice as mean as can be
Pack tots in cages
Deny their mom wages
And tell them they'll never be free


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, poverty,

Trump's Great America

Plentiful Pizza closed its door
Too many people wanted more
With dough in the air
The cook did not care
Open or Closed, she was still poor!


Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humorous, political,

Repetition is not Truth

A once esteemed party was fain
To  cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, political

ALTOID SALES ERRUPTED




Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!


*For the “Political Woes” contest   You can’t make this stuff up.


Poem Details | by Joe Inka |
Categories: political

The Rich Get Richer

So many crooks like old Madoff
From trusting folks they get paid off
The economy fell 
Yet their pockets still swell
and as for me, I am laid off


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: political,

Hillary Clinton

She is a White House witch and feminazi
who rides her big broom like a kamikaze.
  The honesty test she fails,
  she lied about her emails
and covered up the truth about Benghazi!


             January 2016




Poem Details | by Brenden Taylor |
Categories: allegory, political

A True Leader's Thoughts

“One day, I’ll fin’lly align This horrible, putrid design; I’ll start at the crown, And work my way down,” Said the sheep at the end of the line.


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: political, satire

POLITICAL CHOICE



Neither a follower or leader be,
middle of the flock looks alright to me.
Leaders draw noses in ass,
followers spread bull and gas.
Both make money on their endorsed crime sprees!

*For the follower or leader contest.


Poem Details | by Faye Gibson |
Categories: america, angst, political,

Quicksand

Pandemonium threatens the land
we woke up and it's not Disneyland.
Congress can't make a plan,
they're just kicking the can
Down the road; we are all on quicksand.

Copyright, November 16, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson


Poem Details | by Tom Larrow |
Categories: funny, political, satire,

I'll Tell You A Secret

At best, life is just mass confusion
Finding what's real and what's just an illusion
Speak of politics Do I dare?
When finding the truth is so rare.
Because politicians are just an optical illusion!


Poem Details | by William Kershaw |
Categories: political

Answer Please

The economy's decidedly poor,
But the President's spender ain't sore,
He keeps spending our money, 
And laughs like it's funny,
What happens when there ain't no more?


Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, political, satire,

A Gallon

“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
-	But let’s not forget
-	They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!


Poem Details | by Timothy Brumley |
Categories: funny, political

Strange Foods

 
Our Congress has been overlooking

The wisdom of old Granny Lu-Ching

       She was full blooded Chinese

       And said, "Beware strange foods please

 Of crooks that won't eat their own crooking!"



                                    Timothy IBrumley


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, political,

SCOOPING THE POOP

Constipated senator Ron Thump Got frustrated whilst taking a dump Eww what a sad minger He used his forefinger … and extracted it all in a lump! 9TH June 2016


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: political,

Doing Nothing

While political folks dilly dally
Job growth winds down a deep valley
Employers won't hire
Old folks can't retire
The poor house could be our finale


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: political

Stereotyping a poem

The Al-Qaeda is a blatant lie,
Are all Muslims terrorists and spies?
Eyes shift from the black man,
Now fixed on them Afghans,
But in war harmless people die.


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: political,

Political

A small temporary summer crush Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush Media gives each a free ride On all TV screens can not hide Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes


Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,

Bill And Monica - Limerick

     Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was queer
Both caught on surveillance electronica