Limerick Poems About Philosophy | Philosophy Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Clean technique


Once there was a man called Clean"the modern"
His philosophy “Catch the new words, you are modern”
Dressing sense, eating etiquette - nonsense 
Healthy thoughts, personal hygiene- nonsense
Bloody this modus operandi is very catchyModern!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

pain killer

Once there was a wise man called Dr.Dates"the truth",
preaches “love, a great cure for all pain”great truth.
Tender affection from others surely,
removes unpleasant sensations nicely.
Bloody, this fellow preaches filthy philosophy as truth!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

A song to erase



Once there was a man called Alex, the goose
His philosophy “Daddy daddy oh my Daddy” base?
“Don’t, na na” “Don’t na na”
“Don’t na na” “Don’t na na”
Bloody what a song to erase! 


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor, integrity,

Objectivism


Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more… 
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Good Thief


There once was a man called Good Thief,
Soul robbery his expertise, tried no knife,
his disciples even worse,
rob souls of animals, ease!
Believe me, sacred the philosophy of this thief!



Written on 17-08-2013.
For the contest “any New limerick”  by “Black Eyed Susan”


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Hot,the thief


Once there was a philosopher called hot, the thief
authored his philosophy titled “bible of the thieves”
"brand a gentleman thief,
all thieves are good"
Bloody this code is really hot!great thief.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Formula's Spell


Once there was a man called Formula “the mass”
his philosophy changed none: fellow ruled the mass 
“Fragrance your thought for
Sweet rose your heart, dear!”
Bloody how sweet is formula’s spell to rule the mass!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Technically right


Once there was a man called Blabber, the horn
gears forward uncompromising in his philosophy to drown
"All are wrong,I am right"
"All err, I am perfect"
bloody could blabber be technically right? no crown.


Poem Details | by Brian Reynolds |
Categories: black african american, day,

MLK's Way

You see I say things in segments 
or incramentsThe word usage
that rhymes and makes sense it's
significant

I still remain a participant to an
extent of the Black focus even though
many think that we remain hopeless

Human beings make a scene to try
to define me, but I remain unseen
like the sixth man on an Indina Pacer
team, but I hope one day that this will
all just be a dream

I caught up to my pedestal to adopt
the hard rocked hip-hop, jumped to 
the top of the game like a juggernaut 
so maybe I better stop

The real lyricist slash spiritualist 
transferred his heart with a dart by 
his cleverness

I pray one day that my philosophy has 
gotta be the truth within the making 
rather than a dream to become a reality,
but the black experience needs more 
camaraderie, because right now we are 
stereotyped as a mockery

I sense a pain far more worse than a 
mental illness, so low that a solo artist 
couldn’t fulfill this

Subside from the anger building deep 
within the introverted stranger

Yeah, I’m making blatant statements to 
save us from hating the fact that the 
righteous suffer, ain’t it complacent?