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Limerick Poems About Philosophy | Philosophy Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, holiday, philosophy, time,

December 21, 2012

The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: philosophy,

Karma

There's a gal known as Karma; she'll charm ya,

and folks, I don't want to alarm ya,

but do somebody wrong,

and you'll sing a sad song

'cause she'll hunt ya down; then she'll harm ya!


April 29, 2018


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: philosophy, sports

Sportsmanship

Coach Belichick must have stumbled
New England gets the Jet’s jumbled
Game signals to read 
All exposed—was this deed
An interception play fumbled?


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: philosophy,

Patience Is A Virtue



Patience is a virtue someone once said But sometimes I wonder if I'll be patiently dead There's a limit I'm sure The anticipation I can endure I'm a sitting here waiting for what lies just ahead © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,

Cosmology vs Cosmetology

Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette


Poem Details | by Brandee Augustus |
Categories: funny, introspection, life, on work and working, philosophy

Aries

There once was a proud Aries like me,
whose impatience kept from being free.
But all my pride inside
never had the chance to hide
the goal of winning confidently!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Clean technique


Once there was a man called Clean"the modern"
His philosophy “Catch the new words, you are modern”
Dressing sense, eating etiquette - nonsense 
Healthy thoughts, personal hygiene- nonsense
Bloody this modus operandi is very catchyModern!


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: life, people, philosophy

I'll Vote My Way, Thanks!

I will not be dismissed as a dunce,
lumped together by Gallup or Luntz.
I will get out and vote
without need to emote
and defy every pollster for once.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, introspection, life, philosophy,

like it or not--it's here to stay

Inventive minds can be inspired  
Great ideas in time may be sired
High fashion and style
Are acquired for a while
But in the brain sex is hard wired


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: philosophy,

Too Raunchy



Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief Been much too naughty Getting way too raunchy But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by jide badmus |
Categories: hope, inspirational, philosophy,

light a candle

light a candle
let it glow with hope
let its thin film of smoke 
disperse the dark clouds
let it drizzle and frizzle out your stress, 
let it wash off the stench of sweat
let your pregnant hope 
deliver twins and triplets; 
multiple tales of success  


Poem Details | by S.Jagathsimhan Nair |
Categories: life, philosophy,

Aquarius

Aquarius

Aquarians think ahead of their times
But are not material for all climes
Rare losers they are
With losses bizarre
They are normally not party to crimes.

Form: Limerick
8 jul 14

For Leonora's contest


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,

Thanksgiving in the mirror

With "plenty" this culture's endowed 
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

pain killer

Once there was a wise man called Dr.Dates"the truth",
preaches “love, a great cure for all pain”great truth.
Tender affection from others surely,
removes unpleasant sensations nicely.
Bloody, this fellow preaches filthy philosophy as truth!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

A song to erase



Once there was a man called Alex, the goose
His philosophy “Daddy daddy oh my Daddy” base?
“Don’t, na na” “Don’t na na”
“Don’t na na” “Don’t na na”
Bloody what a song to erase! 


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor, integrity,

Objectivism


Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more… 
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: philosophy,

faster and faster

It's hard to accept and seems strange
How quickly things do rearrange
What's not avant-garde
Is now trash to discard
As what was is subject to change


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

These Coming Summer Days

Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Good Thief


There once was a man called Good Thief,
Soul robbery his expertise, tried no knife,
his disciples even worse,
rob souls of animals, ease!
Believe me, sacred the philosophy of this thief!



Written on 17-08-2013.
For the contest “any New limerick”  by “Black Eyed Susan”


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Hot,the thief


Once there was a philosopher called hot, the thief
authored his philosophy titled “bible of the thieves”
"brand a gentleman thief,
all thieves are good"
Bloody this code is really hot!great thief.


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: philosophy, political,

current presidential campaign

The current presidential campaign seems asinine 
For both candidates if elected promise all will be fine
Each runs down the other
Thus pertinent policy never given gesture
As we the people sip their political strychnine


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, thank you,

The Standard of the High Life

The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: philosophy, war

An eye for an eye

Who adores an ancient lore chore
And loves to see gore and wage war
Yet sore pouring pain?
This stems from an old brain
A story of man’s evil core


Poem Details | by Jim David |
Categories: funny, philosophy, religion, satire,

What Choice??

You insist that I only choose one
Finite human or god in the sun
Man has long pondered this
But as to my wish
I'll face death and have ALL the fun!!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: philosophy,

A Wee Bit Sassy



Some girls are brassy, some girls are flashy Some girls are even a wee bit trashy They give you a tweak A tug on your cheek Really prefer girls that show a bit of their ass-ies