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Limerick Poems About Pets | Pets Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, people, pets,

OLD MELON

There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie                                              

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Poem Details | by Anil Deo |
Categories: allusion, animal, humor, pets,

Adding Clarity to Ray Gridley's Limerick

Ray Gridley has a possible diagnosis Alas, rabbits do catch viral myxomatosis Since Jan's is a famous banging bunny Who stays far from field and ANY honey Energizer Bunny will bang on till unconscious!
(c)Deo, 04152017


Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, pets

Monkey Poo

Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

A Dog Named Harry

A hairy thing once roamed our streets
Chasing cats for sport and treats.
Till it roamed too far
And a dog catcher and car,
Grabbed Harry and chained his feets.



Poem Details | by Lynn Dolly |
Categories: food, funny, imagination, pets,

Garage Sale

1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride


Poem Details | by Chaim Wilson |
Categories: internet, life, people, pets,

Computer Shell Game

Digital life discourages thinking,
Laptops encourage time sinking,
Really surfing-the-net,
Is indulging a pet,
For PC’s are pet squirrels chewing nuts who are linking.


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: animals, fantasy, pets, satire

The Doggone Dog Contest.

 Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)

Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.



Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: pets, sports,

Rah,Rah Jackson

There is a Pug dog named Jackson
and college football is his game,
with no time to spare
he's up in his chair,
to watch his favorite team Notre Dame 


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: dog, food, giggle, happiness, happy, humor, pets,

New Dog

There never was a better treat
Like smoked almonds and a beet.
Berry noodles potato fling
Lemon ketchup chicken wing,
So say busy furry feet.


Poem Details | by Matthew Anish |
Categories: humorous,

Another Limerick

There was a young man from China
Who couldn't think of anything finer
Than to smoke cigarettes - play with his pets 
Eat out at an all night diner


Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: humor, humorous, pets,

Broom Warfare

These walls conceal an ugly war
Kitty litter raids my floor
This tidy home I'm sworn to keep
A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep
Three cats are such a chore


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

Puppy Love

To the market grab a carrot
Sneak it home never share it.
This is what my spaniel does
Every Thursday just because,
His lady friend's a ferret.


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: pets,

Old Dog

There once was a very old, old dog Who'd lay by the fire of cracklin' logs Dreaming mighty dreams Of years gone by schemes As his legs moved chasing wild mean hogs


Poem Details | by Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories: dedication, family, pets, sweet, sweet,

My old dog, Sweet Pea

I have an old dog named Sweet Pea
More wily than sweet, you’d agree
Who runs the house?
Not me or my spouse 
No, our dog, Sweet Pea, the queen bee 



* For our little girl, Sweet Pea, after 15 years with us, she is a part of the family.


Poem Details | by michael hornschuch |
Categories: pets

Socks:revised

Left sock, Right sock where have you gone,
little skooter kitty, up before the dawn,

Now my day has started, 
my socks have all but parted, 

little skooter took em'
to make his bed upon.

Inspired by:
"Keys Please?" by Francine Roberts


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

Annie Our Golden



Annie, our Golden, is a member of the family Just like a daughter, it's really uncanny After going out upon our return Our love's enthusiastically reaffirmed Her excitement explodes, our dearest sweet Annie © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Kathy Littrell |
Categories: animals, funny, pets, cat,

FRIENDSHIP ENDED


          A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: animal, pets,

Billy

Billy Written: by Tom Wright 2/9/2016 I once had a Billy Goat, past tense, That feeding made very little sense. So I sold him of course, And had little remorse, For I couldn’t keep him in the fence


Poem Details | by D Bronowski |
Categories: pets, philosophy,

God or dog

I don’t understand the world, or what it is giving
Should I open my eyes and be there and then living?
I asked my dog and as memory recalls
He kept gently but thoroughly licking his balls


Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: animal, dog, funny, humorous, pets,

Trying to teach a dog tricks

A fellow got into a
fix
Trying to teach his
dog some new tricks
His canine named
Rover
Refused to roll over
And seemed totally
blind to thrown
sticks


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, childhood, funny, pets

The Dog With Clean Teeth

There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s  tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..

In honor of Brian Strand....


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

I'm A Believer



Dogs are the most amazing creatures If you pay attention, they're very good teachers They show patience They react to ovation Man's friend to the end, yup, I'm a believer © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, pets

White Phone/White Rat

  Ran into the house in a hurry
my glasses fell off all was blurry
     I lunged for the phone
   my pet rat let out a groan
  poor thing ran off in a scurry




Contest~Best Limerick


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Martian Cigarettes

This Martian was as mean as it gets He ran out of Martian cigarettes He landed his spaceship on earth, At a highway rest stop near Perth, and found plenty by trailing the pets. © Mar 13 2010 Placed 3rd in "Out of This World Limerick contest"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Our Own Little Oasis



Everything's about satisfying our personal pleasures Creating our own little oasis with a bed of feathers But sometime's thorns Disrupt the norms Instead of cats and dogs, our pets are heifers © Jack Ellison 2015