High Flying Flag
The flag was perched aright
It was properly lit at night.
It drew many views,
Was daily in the news,
Till it vanished from everyone’s sight.
Believe it or not, it can really get hot
In the land of ice and snow, I kid you not
We even go out
Without a coat
Ah Canada, that massive pink land way up on top
Maple trees are a symbol of Canada, our great land
It's leaf is featured on our flag we're a friendly band
Of peace loving folks
Friendship we evoke
Spoken by a true Canuck, covering my heart with ny hand
Presidents should always honor the post
Respect the office, a privilege not a boast
The world is watching
No time for wobbling
Get off your horse, respect is uppermost
There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump."
Trump says to become a Big Wheel
Just master, "The Art of the Deal"
Look square in the eye
Tell lie after lie
And say they're to blame when they squeal!
Army cooks don't do anything wrong
By feeding a "Mad Killer" throng
& that's rather droll
Like a troll on the dole
Who freaks out on a Viet Cong dong
Congress claims Donald Trump is psychotic
Yet we all must remain patriotic
To work everyday
Without any pay
Makes my landlord and grocer neurotic!
HRH and Saint George both know
Jan's farts will fell any foe
No chocolate mint
Will improve the scent
So Brexit is Jan's P~EU show!
A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out
What we did determine without a doubt,
Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out;
And with boredom had been a big bout.
Thanks to Sand Blown.
AhhhBowel a big blow out.
Was not deserving of being
called a Bowl.