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Limerick Poems About Passion | Passion Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Louise Reilly |
Categories: devotion, friendship, love, passion, love,

A Text

Just a text to say i love you
I cant help it there's nothing i can do.
You are my best friend
And my love for you will never end.
I just want to know if you love me too

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy, woman,

Jan's Halloween Dream

Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!


Poem Details | by John Michaels |
Categories: funny, humorous, passion, rude,

If You Could Bottle it, it Would Sell - Bawdy Limerick

Mei-Ling was known to kiss and tell
Got worse when she wed Me Hung Well
     With the power of thought
     Set to give what he ought
And spent all night ringing her bell.

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5 November 2018

Inspired by Jan Allison's limerick, "His gift it needed a lift".


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

Through Yonder Window Breaks



Sure this is familiar, “I am one who loved not wisely but too well” At times feel like Shakespeare, you make my lower regions swell “What light through yonder Window breaks” I ponder Methinks been into the sauce which is not totally nouvelle



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebrity,

Wind Beneath My Wings



Watched Bette Midler singing “Wind Beneath My Wings” Brought a tear to my eye, such an emotional tugging on my heartstrings Like only Bette can do A love song so touching, so true Her smile exudes warmth and passion as she sings


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Pollution Solution

Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion
A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen.
The stench made ill all near his breath
Notes on his locker hinted at death.
Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion.


Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.


Poem Details | by Mark Pringle |
Categories: day, passion,

A Limerick to Dave

There once was a fellow named Dave
To a pen, he was master and slave
During the day he would lust
A blank sheet did not trust
Yet at the end of the day he would cave


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: beauty, heart, ireland, passion, poets,

St Eve, a lovers Limerick

There once was guy named Steve
He swam in a pool with Eve
With a frisky smile
He undressed her with guile
In nine months she was to conceive


Poem Details | by tom bell |
Categories: adventure, funny, husband, love, parody, passion, wife,

State Fair

There once was a woman named Shar,
Who went to her local State Fair,
Her husband came too,
Can't say no to you,
And they were quickly thrown out of there


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, holiday, husband, love, passion, sensual, wife,

Roses Scents

Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses But it's the one that I like that poses For it attracts in me My mind and body agrees Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes .


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

A Sea Of Heart Felt Emotions



Have I told you lately how much fun I'm having In this sea of heart felt emotions I'm splashing What would I do Without all of you My world would be empty and devoid of all laughing © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

Stand-Up Comedy



While watching comedians on TV Sure wish one of those guys was me Making people laugh It would be such a gas I'd even perform on stage for free © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: passion,

Sex Is The Question



Sex is not the answer..sex is the question “Yes” is the answer..but it's only a suggestion The choice is yours Your illnesses it cures The one thing that tweaks your tweaker without exception


Poem Details | by Cheryl Hague |
Categories: visionary

Scorpio passion

Down to earth and natural natives
Passionate loving determined and quiet
Respected and feared by all
Traits make me vulnerable 
Strong willed and dependable always


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: holiday, i love you, joy, life, love, passion, places,

One Wink, They Sync

Little one winks to her big James Her mind wants the evening games Ones desire to be astride For their lips to collide Passion fueled they danced into flames .


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: food, passion,

French Fries



Okay I hereby confess to you guys All my life I've had a craving for fries Could eat a whole ton Can't stop at just one Ladies warned me, they go straight to my thighs © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Natalie The Rogue Rhymer |
Categories: passion, satire, i love you,

Love -n- the Lottery

Rick held a winning ticket and a flame

He said, “Dear, I love you more than this claim!”

Just before he set fire

She charged with a live wire

And soon a wealthy widow she became


Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.


Poem Details | by John Monteblanco |
Categories: education, passion

Career Dreams

I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.


Poem Details | by Stuart Madsen |
Categories: crush, desire, destiny, dream, feelings, first love, passion,

Notice Me Senpai

Ever since I met you,
My heart was born anew,
When we see each other at a distance,
You thought it was a coincidence,
But clearly I'm stalking you!


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: heart, heartbreak, life, lost love, love, love hurts,

Love Turn Bitter

Submission so complete and fragile like nylon
Love so new, constantly refreshed in the salon
such virtue suffers the kill
creating a devastating skill
for guts to replace passion and fill the gallon.


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: funny, happy, passion,

The Limerick Diaries

Removed do to excessive creativity

Thank you for all the emails, and yes I will write for the ones who requested!!!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny

Finally--I broke down and wrote about love

The sweet sap of passion doth please
Like a thrilling swing in the breeze
It drives me insane
Can I ever refrain
From loving and climbing the trees?


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

What the Spring Sprung

Tonight I thought passion would bring
But not in the shape of a bed spring
The very moment I peaked
I felt what was breached
Now I am so very hampered in upswing






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