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Limerick Poems About Pain | Pain Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

 
(Un)Happy Hour Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear doc hemmed and he hawed amazed what he saw Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer

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Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon in Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Good night

“It is pointless me using this,” he said
As he held it laying in bed
He tried it again 
Which made him feel great pain
So he slept with his night cap off of his head


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: body,

Sipping Champagn



My body's all aching and wracked with pain Not sure I want to travel this highway again Once is enough The journey's been tough Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: health, humorous,

DENTAL DRAMA


My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!

1/10/19


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Like Sipping Champagne



My body's all aching and wracked with pain Not sure I want to travel this highway again Once is enough Journey's been tough Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: pain,

Constricted

Walt Willis had a pain in the crotch.
He vowed to stop drinking so much scotch.
But that wasn't to blame
the cause was clearly plain.
His gut needed a belt with a new notch.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

What I Did Always Wrong

More of my agony I will prolong, 
Which seems to be same old song; 
Tears bring; 
Pain being,
And what I did was always wrong.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: drink, fun, new year,

Happy New Year

Hic, oh my! hic  am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.

12/30/2014 

contest  A Quintain Christmas

phrase Happy New Year


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: children, humorous,

Dennis The Menace

Dennis the Menace is his Mother's bane!

   He drives his neighbor George Wilson insane!

      A saint

         He ain't

            But he's a loveable imp though a pain!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny

Take a Risk - Ode to Bowling

Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, happiness, health

Honey Bun

There was once a man from Thomaston
He called his wife honey bun
His knee joint went out
In pain he did shout
Viagra's  no longer number one


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: animals, funny,

Hotter Than Heck

Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012


In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
     It's a pain 'round his neck
     When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

My Family Doctor



Never ever had a family doctor for most of my life But since becoming an old fart, now I never ever think twice A pain in my lower regions Or my neck or some unknown adhesions Off I toddle, don't rely on the roll of the dice © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by sherif goda |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, nature,

Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor, pain,

The zipper

 (my tribute to Limerickmeister Jack Ellison, smile engine extraordinaire)

I remember the time when I caught a
bit of my body parts where I oughtn't a
in much pain did I struggle
with my bits I did juggle
it really did make my eyes water!


Poem Details | by Richard D Seal |
Categories: fun,

No Pain, No Gain

No Pain, No Gain

I once knew a poet named Dick
Too sensitive to take the stick
So hurt was his pride
He cried and he cried
Till he grew a skin ever so thick


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: poetry, words,

THE FUNNIEST TYPO

A poet who was very late for a contest,
submitted a long poem on line, but
misspelled Zareba for Zebra!
Darn it, he was thinking of wild Africa!
Didn't it cost him points and a pain in the chest?


Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: friendship,

A Poet, Named Robert Dufresne

There is a Poet, named Robert Dufresne,
I laugh at his Poetry until I'm insane
with Brick Townsend, he plays,
a collaborative game
But Bill Lipton's Horse is a pain.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

pain killer

Once there was a wise man called Dr.Dates"the truth",
preaches “love, a great cure for all pain”great truth.
Tender affection from others surely,
removes unpleasant sensations nicely.
Bloody, this fellow preaches filthy philosophy as truth!


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Silly Lilly


Once there was a miss by name Lilly,
Imitates to make others appear silly.
Pent-up feeling unleashed,
my pain of rejection eased.
Bloody Lilly, no good griefVery very silly!


Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: halloween,

Zombie Named Luke

Zombie Named Luke

There was an old Zombie named Luke
Who thought Halloween was a fluke
One person he ate
Did taste like a cake
But caused him great pain and to puke

September 12th, 2013
For Russell's Halloween Contest


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

WIPE OUT

I wish I could erase  some of my past
Make a bigger and brighter future fast
Erase the pain and become whole
Erase the rain and the snow
Erase those days I felt like an ass


FOR ERASER CONTEST


Poem Details | by Justin Time |
Categories: death, life, pain, sad, sorrow, suicide,

death is good

Oh give me a rope
With a noose that is loose 
And i'll tie it up on a beam

Then give me a pill
That will give me a thrill 
And i'll end it all on a high

Death Death is the way 
For life is to sucky to play

So give me a gun
That is loaded for fun
And i'll blow my brains far away.


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

No Second Chance

A young miss by the name of Elaine,
Was considered a bit of a pain.
Bawdy words just to goad.
Gaudy clothes fashion mode.
She was never invited again.