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Limerick Poems About Oceans | Ocean Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dean Wood |
Categories: ocean,

Kelp Me With This Won't You

A young mermaid from old Shangri-La
Had a Math quiz right after her spa 
So she thought, “What to wear,
That will make the boys stare?”
Then she picked out her best algae-bra!

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Sister Jan



Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man We're united by the funnies We don't make much money Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Debbie Duncan |
Categories: adventure, ocean,

Ocean

I'm an ocean
deep and wide
you never know 
what's going to 
come inside

wrote 5/ 25/ 2018 Fri 4.15pm


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

A Recent Discovery



“I'll follow you to the ends of the earth” is a very old line But recently, they've discovered earth is round, will take a long time Sounds good on paper But methinks this caper Could mean death crossing by dinghy the ocean brine



Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: boat, humorous, ocean,

The Lark In The Dark

Sammy went out on a lark
sailing his boat in the dark
and while he got drunk
his little boat sunk
so his hangover went to the shark


Poem Details | by SKAT A |
Categories: sea

SHARK TALE

shark tale


I once enjoyed a movie on a shark.
His bite much bigger than a dogs bark.
In the ocean JAWS scared more than fish.
A bite so deep no one could stitch.
With teeth so sharp, always leaving a mark..


      
  S.K.A.TPOETRY

FIRST LIMERICK EVER..


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: love, wedding

At Sunset


_________________________

a beautiful love shared by two
bound in Gods word near the ocean of blue
happiness did begin 
together until the end
as she softly whispered "I Do"

_________________________  


Poet Rick Parise

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Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: fantasylove,

"Giant Isopod"

Makes love Bathynomus giganteus
Isopod love not a casual lust
    Romance private ocean deeps
    Where little light ever creeps
Lovemaking crustaceans is no fuss


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, health

Sea Sick


I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion


For the "Fishing" contest.


Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: nature, pollution,

MOTHER NATURE - NOT AMUSED

Oceans, woods, abused, confused! Mother nature not amused! Her bellies aching. Mistakes we're making! Time pollution was defused! There is an old man of the ocean, To marine life is his devotion. We have to put right, Marine waters plight. Or suffer our own devolution!


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: angst

I Cry Rivers for the Ocean

Republican fountain flows black
 on blue seas metamorphic rock, 
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, men, drug,

SURF'S UP - for contest

SURF'S UP

It drug the beach sand making trenches
causing lightheaded fainting of wenches
the ocean was icy
he stood out quite nicely
even after allowing for shrinkage.



2/19/2016

submitted to – Limerick Contest II – for fun – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Christi Kopp |
Categories: animals, funny

Whale Watching

Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale


Poem Details | by Justin Street |
Categories: allegory, sea

The ocean i knew

The ocean stained my eyes this blue
And I always knew this to be so true
That the sea’s bright side
Will change a man’s eyes
Till never he thinks of you


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Ocean Trash

Lawyers want money to buy a new suit
Thieves with a rolex and evil to boot
They're as crooked as can be
They all need buried at sea
That's where they'd be but I just don't pollute


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, pollution,

Plastic Tides

There's an ocean of plastic waste
Which Trump claims just adds to the taste
Marine life is best
When put to the test
Besides who can tell in fish paste?


Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: dedication, devotion, dream,

A word in your praise

I love to write a word in your praise.
My weakness is, I like your image,
Blue eyes as wide as an open sky,
As deep as ocean never speaks lie,
Tide roars when moon disturbs craze.


Poem Details | by Gorlum Gorlum |
Categories: beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,

Dirty limerick: old man,part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach


Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: animals, confusion, funny, imagination, satire, sea

Mistaken Identity

There was an eel on the ocean floor,
Sammy his name, he knew the score.
His friends said, he was smart,
Then upon a dinner cart,
He said, Hey, I am not an albacore.


Poem Details | by Chantelle Anne Cooke |
Categories: beach, death, grief, i miss you, moon, ocean,

Lunar-rick

Tonight, I view the lovely full moon,
near the ocean on a lonely sand dune,
with memories of my only true love,
who is watching me from far above.
My only solace is a haunting tune.


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: funny

Fast Food

There was a young man from North Park,
Who would swim near the beach after dark.
The move of the ocean
Always set him in motion,
Until the night he became dinner for a shark








Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor, ocean,

Love Tune

I grew this big thing to impress the gals
I knew that it would get back to my pals,
saw the jealousy coming
but I just keep on humming...
finding Narwhal love in many locales.



For "Impress me with a NARWHAL poem" by SKAT A



Poem Details | by Cindi Rockwell |
Categories: fishing, funny, myth, ocean, sea,

CATCH OF THE DAY

A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!

July 31, 2018


Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: political

History Knows...The Path You Chose

History Knows…The Path You Chose


The sovereign old Ewe had a notion,
While leading her flock from the ocean,
”Now it seems I’ve become,
Worshipped just like the Sun,
What path shall I lead their devotion?”




For Carolyn's Contest


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: christmas, humor,

All's I Want For Christmas

Time to get the shopping in motion,
waves of shoppers like the ocean,
feels like the hives,
itchy skins arrived,
all's I want for Christmas is some lotion.






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