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Limerick Poems About Names | Name Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, inspirational,

WHAT'S IN A NAME






We boarded a flight to Hong Kong Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong I’d a smile on my face As his flying was ace - His parents sure got his name wrong! 09 04 17

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Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: friend, funny,

And She's Not Bad Lookin Either

Her Soup name we know as PD
Her REAL name is Linda you see
And Irma as well
Trevino! I yell
From my rooftop...Can’t hear me? (Poor me)

For a very special and loyal friend...


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Alice in Wonderland



Once there was a fairy by name Linda “fondly Alice”
Falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world pretty nice!
Literary nonsense genre
Influential fantasy genre
Bloody the fairy of my fantasy world “Alice”?


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

Bad News

When the Doctors exam was through

he said I got good news and bad news its true

        You've chosen the worst

        to hear about first

they're gonna name this disease after you!



Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: car, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous,

Tim And His Kelly Green Mustang


I have a friend by the name of Tim, He keeps in shape when frequents the gym. His Kelly green Mustang he drove And smack'd it into a cove. The witches got him and ate one of his limbs! Dorian Petersen aka ladydp2000 copyright@2014 October,5,2014


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

What A Name

A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't  be known as, Sue Ridge.


Poem Details | by Leslie Albright |
Categories: friendship,

Skaterrific

There is a poet, her name is SKAT.
She read all my limy's, now that's phat.
When she was done reading.
It showed she had breeding.
So people, what do you think of that?


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Sister Jan



Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man We're united by the funnies We don't make much money Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Gift To The Ladies



Know a nice fellow his name is Tim Smith The rumour that he's female is truly a myth He's hearty and strong In Hollywood he belongs To young ladies of the Soup he's surely a gift © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, insect,

OUCH

A nudist whose first name was Billy Got stung by a bee on his willy It swelled to a great size One he couldn’t disguise So he hid by a meadow lily 03~08~17


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

Laura Breidenthal



Her name is Laura, she blows me away To describe her, a sweetheart, in every way Probably three times her age But no matter what stage Always feel young when she visits my page © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: funny, word play,

Backwards

The teacher said, "Listen to this,"
"Said backward, your name has a twist!"
One kid caught her eye
She said, "Simon you try!"
In a moment he said, "No mis!"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dedication,

Methinks It's A Cover



I salute MrTimothy Smith if that's his real name Methinks it's a cover for his worldwide fame He's actually known Not just for limericks alone He's world renowned for setting girl's hearts aflame © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, me,

SEX CHANGE

Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’ But soupers I once was a man … In a very long op My male bits got the chop And I altered my name from Stan! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!! 1st April 2018


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Doctor Wrong


A physician can possibly maim.
Being ill-informed, one that I blame
Cares not for real knowledge
Despite years of college.
“Erroneous” should be his last name.

Jan11, 2019 for Joseph May's 'Limerick II' Contest Info


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: animals

The Meerkat

There is a strange animal in our zoo called a meerkat
That makes me laugh every time I look at
Although “kat” is in its name
It’s no feline just the same
So you can say the meerkat is no mere cat.


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny,

Big Ben Blues

I courted a British lady
Whose name was Sadie O'Grady
She took off her drawers
I exclaimed ‘Oh good lord!’
You sure ain’t no LADY, matey!



Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: humor, nonsense,

Popeye The Sailor Man

Popeye The Sailor Man


My name is Popeye the sailor man
I don't live in a big garbage can
I dis-like Spinach
strong to the finish
I'll cook your goose in a fying pan.


Written: 11/14/14
Theresa


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: happiness, humorous, life, people,

Portrait of Mr F Shui

Written by Gail DeBole on February 4, 2013

A man with the name of Feng Shui
Arranged his life in a Qi-loving way.
Full of sweet harmony,
And life planned to a “T”,
Bad Karma didn’t “stand” in his way!


Note: Part of the Portrait Collection


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Ole Pistol Pete



A fellow by the name of Ole Pistol Pete Once had this real special technique He just had to think His eyes he would blink Ladies would follow Pistol Pete like sheep © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: computer, silly,

Computer

I fell in love with a computer
Not for the sex, for it is neuter
It came without name
Oh my! What a shame!
I googled one and up came Luther.


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Limerick Contest II
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st
20th February, 2016  


Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: anniversary, history,

Bonfire Night





There once was a Fawkes name of Guy Whose dastardly plans went awry Now in November We still remember And take pleasure in watching him fry
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Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, people, seasons,

Portrait of Lily Rainbow

Written by Gail DeBole 

Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
    After caught in the rain,
    She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: funny, humorous,

The Unkindest Cut of All

"I'm no supermodel but I'm no hobbit,
 if you cheat on me I'll cut it and lob it!"
   Trust me! I'm glad you came
   but didn't catch your name...
 she winked and smiled "I'm Lorena Bobbitt!"



                    May 2015


Poem Details | by Nate D. |
Categories: girlfriend-boyfriend

.~69~. /Zodiac.Race/

~69~ /zodiac sign/

There once was a hermit crab named Nate
Who enjoyed the solitude of his hate
   Meeting a lovely lady
   A sexy Texan, name P.D.
Finding true hate, trying to online date 

(Zodiac Sign Contest)