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Limerick Poems About Mothers | Mother Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Timothy Brumley |
Categories: family, funny, mother

A Clean Hacienda

There once was a woman named Linda

Who would keep a clean hacienda

     Till four children she bore

     And then bore she one more...

She now has a different agenda!




                            Timothy IBrumley

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY

In flagranti with an unknown lover Sprang apart from underneath the cover How his wife she did shout Now his secret was out - His hidden lover was her own mother! 4th March 2015


Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny, parody,

RETALIATORY REPERSUSSIONS

 A young fertile mother begat

Triplets , called Tim , Tom  and  Tat

Great  fun  at  breeding

Confusion  at  feeding

When   she  found  there  was  no tit~for~tat.


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

ZOO FRIGHT

At the Zoo we were forced to withdraw
after we saw the beast that we saw
        We got such a fright
         But found out later that night
It was only Larrys Mother-in-law!

Enter in Zany Zoo if it qualifies.





Poem Details | by Susan Gentry |
Categories: brother, mother, old, technology,

Billies Brothers

Hill, By and Blow - the three Billies brothers
Were constantly fighting each other
Hill was the oldest
Blow was the boldest
By was the baby by another mother


May 5, 2018



Hillbillies, Bybillies and Blowbillies Contest, by Caren Krutsinger
Honorable Mention


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny, horror,

The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, political

ALTOID SALES ERRUPTED




Bill (in) Hillary? A turgid question.
Monica eased prostatic congestion.
His Altoids improved the taste,
while her dress absorbed the waste.
Her mother kept the prized possession!


*For the “Political Woes” contest   You can’t make this stuff up.


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: woman,

Long Live the Queen

Though her reign has had rarely a flaw, England’s queen once or twice dropped her jaw. She’s enjoyed a long life As both mother and wife. Not so much as a mother-in-law! For the Long Live the Queen Contest of Judy Konos


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

The Mother-In-Law Limerick

With only one look it ruptured my spleen
The ugliest creature I've ever seen
You'd know if you ever saw
It's called my mother-in-law
And smells like the gas produced from a bean


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: mother,

There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe


The old woman in the shoe scandal 
who had those kids, too much to handle 
Now that they are full grown
and she is home alone, 
she'll down-size to a sandal.


Poem Details | by Panya Chanthavong |
Categories: baby, father son, kids, girl, love, mom, son,

The only girl

Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through 
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

Trouble In Nonsense Alley


Our two funny limmerists are at it again Clucking about like two mother hens Jack's chemise is just wrong Can't look at John's thong Hey ya two cowpokes, when's this all going to end


Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife

She really did get this call

I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
  
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,

        “He’s here at the bar
  
        Quick bring us your car,

Your husband just got in a brawl”


Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: boy, humorous, teenage,

Confessions of a Teenage Boy 3

 My mother said something I couldn't ignore
 at the dinner table that shocked me to the core.
   Okay, but I think you'll find
     any more and I'll go blind...
"no silly, I said you need to masticate more!"


               February 2016



Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: nature, pollution,

MOTHER NATURE - NOT AMUSED

Oceans, woods, abused, confused! Mother nature not amused! Her bellies aching. Mistakes we're making! Time pollution was defused! There is an old man of the ocean, To marine life is his devotion. We have to put right, Marine waters plight. Or suffer our own devolution!


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funnyday,

A Good Mother-in-Law Poem

There once was a man who started to shake
The day he was married his heart would break
It happened the day he saw
His ugly mother-in-law
'Twas way too much for the poor man to take


Okay I lied it wasn't a good mother-in-law poem


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny,

And Then There Was Nun

A young Monk was feeling inferior,

and so with a motive ulterior,

        the Monk and a Nun,

        did what they shouldna done

and it made her a "Mother Superior"!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Old Mother Nature



Okay, Okay, enough already with this crap Spring can come anytime now, just look at a map It's not the north pole It's taking it's toll Old Mother Nature must be having a nap


Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

Fly Spy

As a fly on the wall of Larry's domain

I would witness first hand the cause of his pain

        Once I saw what I saw

        Larry's Mother-in-Law

I'm sure that  I'd never go back there again!


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

A Martian Fright

When first we landed and quickly saw What looked like Larry's mother-in-law It just had to be Anyone could see It had good old mom's receding jaw With Apologies to Larry Belt and his mother-in-law


Poem Details | by David De la Croes |
Categories: humorous,

Golf Limerick

The was a young golfer whose mother
Constantly around him would flutter.
All over each green,
Her antics were seen,
Until he thumped her with his putter!

2 April 2013.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, death, introspection, satire

A Little Bang

Mother Nature being supreme
Who beckons her violent scream?
Blind men lust for cash
Binding her into ash
The dust of kind Eden’s regime


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: food, mother, me,

A BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS

Mom, give me a bowl of Lucky Charms,
I'll grow as you raise my arms...
see a taller me,
or much sillier me.
Mom, get me more of those Lucky Charms!