Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funnyme, me,
I went to the doctor one day in June
I just wanted to keep my heart in tune
He had me take off my clothes
Then told me to touch my toes
And then he caused me to howl at the moon
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Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor, planet, stars,
Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
friendship, funny
(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)
You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
animal,
I wish that I was a baboon
to make all the lady apes swoon.
On my chest I would pound.
Then I’d strut all around,
drop my pants, and show them my moon.
For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
happiness
My Moon is in Taurus, so though
I’m Virgo Sun, you ought to know
There’s a whole lot of soul
In a hot virgin bull;
It’s a combo magnifico!
For P.D.'s "Zodiac Race"
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny,
two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim
For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, moon,
The man in the moon crooned such a tune
That the cow jumped over and mooned
But a methane gas
The bovine did pass
The man struck a match and kaboom!
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
funny,
The Sailors Itch
Beneath a bright Valentine’s Moon
He gave her the gift much too soon
now they’re itchin’ and scratchin’
with off spring a-hatchin’
Those crabs he brought home from Rangoon
John GLawless
2/26/2015
Poem Details | by
Prince Agba |
Categories:
wedding
Fly me to the moon
Play us the bedroom tunes
The nod-nod head of lovers’ hoots
Let’s twirl this tango as David in jolly mood
And coil in celestial honeymoon cocoon.
PRINCE AGBA
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
Good morning, good morning, it's a brand new day
It's raining big buckets but screw it I say
My heart is bursting
Though the naughties are lurking
At the first opportunity, at the moon I will bay
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a man called sweet Christmas
took a vow to get married by one Christmas
fell in love with Madeleine balloon
who was already with Santa moon
bloody could anyone ditch Santa by Christmas!
Written on 05-11-2013 for the contest “Getting married at Christmas” by Shadow Hamilton.
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
funny,
We've conquered the "Moon", says my source!
Young folks, will soon go there, in force!
What I'd like to know,
is when Honeymooners go,
will they call "what they do", Outercourse?
Contest: Show me the funny - Part 2
Poem Details | by
Simon Kirwin |
Categories:
natural disasters, summer,
When the hail finally came a poundin
and the balls of ice were a moundin'
I was making love in my room
by the light of the evening moon
but my wife screamed "no stop, it's to soon!"
Poem Details | by
Mick Free |
Categories:
space,
Cassiopeia reclined on her cosmic beach,
Longing for Orion so out of reach.
He was showing off to the stars,
As he spiked the Moon over Mars,
Wondering what next Venus would teach.
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
love,
He sits in wonder of the night
the moon, the stars, all shining bright
a wish he makes
her hand he takes
shortly, his dreams will be in sight
Poem Details | by
Luke Irwin |
Categories:
food,
Pecan, pumpkin, apple or key lime;
I save room for dessert every time.
To really make me swoon,
and bark out at the moon
Salted caramel cheesecake is sublime!
Poem Details | by
Audrey Haick |
Categories:
funny, introspection
What shall I resolve to do this New Year?
Why should I even bother or care?
Should I fly to the moon
Eat salad with a spoon
Either one is quite useless, I fear
~*~
Poem Details | by
Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories:
beautiful, lonely, moon,
Staring at the shy pale moon*
I came to realize rather soon
That without you on my side
My sorrow wasn’t able to hide
That bright night of month June!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
27 MARCH 2014
*Inspired by a Limerick written
by Mystic Rose!
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
art, funny,
~
They call me the Pondering Poet
if there's love to be found, I'll show it
with euphony divine
under boughs I will shine
although once in a blue moon, I'll blow it...
~
A P.DContest
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Poem Details | by
Tahera Mannan |
Categories:
funny
Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune
Poem Details | by
Gail Foster |
Categories:
cat, death, fantasy, fear, halloween, moon, scary,
There once was a white cat I knew
Who had feathers; a ghost cat who flew
Through the shimmering streams
Of the moon’s silver beams
Leaving slain doves in the dew
by Gail
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pain,
This is for men, is there anything more painful
Than being hit 'tween the legs, no way to be graceful
You clutch at your groin
Animals do join
Baying at the moon reverting to their instincts prenatal
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories:
anniversary, moon, voyage,
Fifty years ago on the moon went Man
T'was a trip that had long before begun
When he dreamed flying up high
To soar wished and reach the sky
Now planets wants to conquer if he can!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
21 July 2019
Poem Details | by
Gary Thomas |
Categories:
moon,
Oh I do so love Debussy
And his mystical tides of the sea
And I swoon with the moon
At the sweet Clair de Lune
As its melody so gently sweeps over me.
Poem Details | by
Noman Hamza |
Categories:
beautiful,
It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?