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Limerick Poems About Mom | Mom Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Poke It!!!

Her mom has a wart on her face that grows
How that thing got there nobody knows
I looked to my wife and said
"Poke it, I think that its dead"
She said, "Stop it!, that thing is her nose"

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: child abuse, children, culture, freedom, immigration, political, prison,

Trumperie

Our President wants us to see
A Justice as mean as can be
Pack tots in cages
Deny their mom wages
And tell them they'll never be free


Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: fathers day, golf, memory,

GOLF DAY THIS DAD

You drove the ball high
It flew and touched the sky
I heard, “FORE!"
And ducked therefore
But the ball hit my thigh


Some of the things mom never knew happened;-)


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, satire

WHINE on MOGEN DAVID WINE


Mom used to drink this wine for a tonic,
I had no idea she meant a colonic.
So I snuck some of this swill,
moved more than an EX LAX pill
cause the gas sounds were quite polyphonic!


Written 6/22/2011 for the ‘Bottle of Wine” contest



Poem Details | by Panya Chanthavong |
Categories: baby, father son, kids, girl, love, mom, son,

The only girl

Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through 
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...


Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: fish, humorous,

Sushi

Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious


Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

Nerd Dad

There once was a child with a rattle
Who liked to crawl around cattle.
Til its mom found out
And to her ex did shout,
You just lost your custody battle.


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: childhood, family

Randa's Little Bears

It's a picture of Lucas and me.

We're cuties you have to agree.

     The love that we share

     with our Mom "Randa Bear",

is in the smile on my face that you see.


Poet: Ralph Taylor  5/2/11
Contest:  Brotherly Love


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, word play, words, writing,

Conversation Overheard for Jan's Limerick

I heard he gave her a rogering Rogers mom said totally disgusting Conversation overheard No wonder she's disturbed He actually gave her Rogers Ring


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: childhood, sports

Little League

He looked so darned small at the plate
For the pitch he just couldn't wait
Got a high fast ball
He swung for the wall
You'r out! But to mom he did great!


For the Favorite Sport contest....


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: food, mother, me,

A BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS

Mom, give me a bowl of Lucky Charms,
I'll grow as you raise my arms...
see a taller me,
or much sillier me.
Mom, get me more of those Lucky Charms!


Poem Details | by Randy Steele |
Categories: children, funny, mother

One Way Or Another

Actions speak louder than words
A saying I thought was absurd
Till Mom showed the way
If I don’t obey
The paddle tells things went unheard


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny

Burlesque

My naive picture of Burlesque
Some lovely ladies junoesque
Slapstick humor risky
Dancers rather frisky.
Mom would consider it grotesque.

For Miranda's contest

won an hm


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: angst,

Silent Threat

Think Mom dumb? Fear makes numb! Fink Cupid's arrow Fly like sparrow Why succomb?


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

Sul-li-ee-van

Sul-li-ee-van, yes mom
Where is my CD-ROM?
Meenie knows
She once paws
Dorothea's sitcom


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Soccer Mom Ninja



If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla Vicious and surly This dangerous girlie Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Don't Be A Gobbler



There once was a young lad named Oliver His Mom told him, “Don't be a gobbler!” She also said , “Son, Ain't no prize to be won!” The fuzz will be checking your swallometer © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun,

Limerick For Sullivan

I paced as the coffee brewed
To one spot Sully stayed glued
"Dad where is my mom?"
She was held in Guam
Because her pug nose was skewed


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, funny,

Patricia

Patricia dawdled through the breakfast
Mom got angry, sent her to Belfast
There she learnt how to run
And how to eat a bun
And returned with the bread crumbs amassed


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

For Pete's Sake



Which Pete was “for Pete's sake” uttered When mom got flustered, she always muttered This time honoured phrase From back in the day Riding buggies for two that were covered © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Hide and Seek

The sport I love is Hide and Seek
I try to hide for at least a week
I hide when her mom comes by
If not I would surely die
I know she's close when (it) starts to speak


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: family, funny

Toddler's Play

Toddler’s Play

There once was a home with two daughters.
Mother was sleeping Two adorned her!
Her lipstick took a trip.
Doorbell rang; Mom ran…zip!
Hysterical!  Lipstick-faced...caught her!

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 27, 2010
Poetic form:  Limerick


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Fat Moon

She blocks out the sun it's as plain as that
A total eclipse with infinite fat
The darkness comes at noon
That's when we see her moon
Her mom has made me as blind as a bat


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Fur Coat

It finally happened, I've lost my mind
Her hairy back was one of a kind
Her mom was standing there
In only her underwear
I poked my eyes out and now I'm blind