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Limerick Poems About Miracle | Miracle Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,

Love Versus Lust

Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!

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Poem Details | by Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

All's Well That ENDs Well Exam



I'm happy as poop, got the results of my brain scan They had a hard time finding it when the scanner began It sputtered and screeched Till my bum it did reach Out of place but 'twas an “all's well that ENDs well” exam © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: funny,

Winning the Lottery

If I won the lottery today,
I would shout "Hip, hip, hooray!"
It would be a miracle, no doubt,
If it really came about,
As I've not bought a ticket to play.


1/3/12  for Susan Burch's Lottery Limerick contest



Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: love,

Something So Special



~ There once was a love so true a miracle shared only by two forever she was mine my sweet valentine each moment a loving debut... ~


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: baby, humor,

Affronted

CEO Andrew Sykes took a social crash dive
he asked a clerk when her baby would arrive.
"I'm not pregnant!" she exclaimed
her face was red and inflamed.
'Tis a miracle he fled her presence alive.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

A Warless Year



Maybe this year will see an end of hostilities The world needs a break what are the possibilities Probably zero to none Putting war on the run Us humans certainly have the capabilities © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: angst, animals

It's a Miracle!

There once was a drifting skydiver.
He looked down below with grave terror.
He was falling in a tarn.
At an alligator farm –
So he prayed, then he ran on the water!

© July 11, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Though nothing is a miracle

Once there was a man called Uncle Miracle
This fellow's intellectual awakening is no miracle
though nothing is a miracle
though everything is miracle
bloody miracle is for believers! right Uncle?


Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: nature

Pond Across The Road

Pond Across The Road


How brazen the turtle called painted!
His friends watched in horror! then feinted!
Zag that way! Zig here!
Missed the truck that hauls beer!
A miracle! they called him! then sainted! 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

While Eating Spinach



Set a new record for writing these limericks Wrote this snappy one in less than a minute Took quite the risk Of dislocating a disc And to top it all off, I was eating spinach


Poem Details | by Sandison Jumbo |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Miracle dinner

 Miracle dinner

Benny had gambled away his last buck
Hungry and couldn't believe his ill luck
He fell down and prayed
His neighbour's bird strayed
For dinner, he had a dish of roast duck!

July 2, 2017


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous,

Inspired By Jans Bawdy limerick

I once knew a man named Asheet
Who had to go poop when he peed
When faced with a urinal
He can performed a great miracle
It's something you all have to see


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Merkle and Markle

Merkle and Markle

We planned on hearing a great parable;
Happened worldwide and hemispherical;
Wife to be;
Soon will see;
God made Merkle and Markle a miracle.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: hate, love,

Benevolent

Benevolent Limerick Written: by “Miracle Man” 7/10/2018 I once knew this man, who was quite benevolent, But began showing signs of becoming malevolent; His heart brimmed with hate, He became easy to exasperate. Since his passing civility is much more prevalent.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

Gasping And Drooling



You melt my heart and other parts of my body In fact, some of my parts are anything but floppy You could call me tense Rigid parts quite immense Gasping, drooling and excessively sloppy


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

Do Woodpeckers Get Headaches



Do you think woodpeckers ever get headaches Apparently, their skulls are separated from their beaks They peck 20 times a second Us guys would explode I reckon Also, their tongues wrap around their brains, that's freaky


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: emotions,

Petulant

Petulant Limerick Written: by Miracle Man 7/7/2018 I once knew a man, who was cranky and petulant, But not once was it said that he was malevolent. His emotions did rise, Like heat to the skies, It was whispered by others he wasn’t benevolent;


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

Grocery Shopping



Grocery shopping is sure a lot of fun Especially waiting in the car sitting on my bum Oogling girlies go by Showing boobs and thighs Even though my parts sometimes go numb


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