Limerick Poems About Marriage | Marriage Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

Think It Over

To get hitched, have kids and all that jazz

is a goal in life, that most everyone has!

        Don't make it your solution, 

        although,  Marriage is, an institution

the same is true of Alcatraz!


Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: funnysweet, marriage, marriage, sweet,

Sweet Valentines series

My first sweetheart soul was  extremely sweet
The sweet fact, she was sweet enough to eat
   An agape valentine          (a·ga·pe [aa g? pay] 3 syllables)
   My beautiful Clementine
My fault, marriage not given time to seat!

My next sweetheart from the very first start
Almost evident that we would soon part   
   Creature from black lagoon 
   Must get rid of her soon
This sweet’s nagging, truly her state of art!

Most valentines are sweet enough to eat
Giving a marriage time enough to seat
   You wish you had of eaten
   It would save from repeat-en 
Romance is treat, alas she warms you feet!

For contest: Valentine Day Limerick
For and in honor of Francine Roberts


Poem Details | by Brian Magness |
Categories: happiness, life, love, romance,

Beach Proposal

We went for a walk on the beach
His hand for my hand did reach
Walking together
It seemed like forever
A marriage proposal he did beseech.

He spoke again said you’re squeezing my hand
As my feet felt like led in the sand
I stopped in my track
Felt my smile crack
Then he showed me the wedding band.

I could no longer contain my feeling
Inside I would have hit the ceiling
Of course I said yes 
To his great request
And now my heart he is stealing.


For contest “Loveland Limerick”  
JT76945
Brian Magness


Poem Details | by Mohamed Omar |
Categories: funny,

Tie the knot Limerick

There was a girl, of I thought 
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
  Thinking of happy marriage 
  To propose I summed up all my courage 
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: lost lovelove,

The Divorce Club

with rings we were wed
until death do us depart – 
the love died too soon

There once was a romantic wedding
We mistook love for what was in the bedding
But outside the sheets
We were incompletes
So the marriage license we are now shredding

We join many others in the divorce club membership fold
Mistakes so many repeat when the love story is said and told


Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: funny

~Linda-Marie The Sweeheart Of Poetry Soup~

“Marriage Bliss” Triple Limerick

Who? Poetry Soup’s Linda-Marie!
Obviously fond of her PC.
  Carries it in her lap.
 `Tis her husband‘s mishap,
Said, “She carries it with her to pee!”

She says, “one more poem, and one more rhyme!”
While she is booting up to get on line.
  Though they’re making whoopee!
  She can’t leave her PC!
Ron says, “Linda! Keep your rhythm in time!”

All of this friends, ‘Tis only marriage bliss’
Likely all started with only a kiss.
  Baby factory’s shut down,
  Ron is free to act as clown.
But turning PC act around! “May miss!”

In Honor of: SKAT's and Contest

 


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny

Split in Twain By Divorce

LIMERICK

You can have the two kids but not the hound
And I'll need the Caddie to get around
Said she I'll take the house
You good for nothin' louse
By your cock and bull I will not be bound

HAIKU

love that drifts apart
like two diverging rivers
ne'er to flow as one

COUPLET

Their marriage made in heaven was as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar
'Til his boozing and roving eyes caused the whole affair to falter

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No5 in PDs "Divorce Club" Contest - December 2010


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Cinderella



Once there was a man called Ice, the Dice
Yearned for love, marriage and children
trapped rich Cinderella by trick and style 
Cinderella turned “idiot Ice”  “intellect vapor”
Bloody Is vapor smoke?


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, husband,

Terminator IV--The Wrath of Shriver

A husband's mistake in the sack
His marriage might seem to attack
Maria got hurt
By one little squirt
And Arnold can't say "I'll be back"


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: love, wife,

Nanticoke Living

wife and I are living in Nanticoke
my wife and I aren’t rich nor are we broke
she’s working more than I am at this time
being the man of the house is no crime
my third marriage isn’t a joke


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: loveme,

Guess Who

She’s a woman of every man’s desire
Slam her and she’ll leave you on fire
She’s a sexy lookin foxy mama
I want her next to me in me hummer
When I see her the subject of marriage I will inquire


Poem Details | by Nicole Rodriguez |
Categories: marriage,

Husbands in Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a husband named Craig
Whose wife made a breakfast of eggs,
          He complained they were runny
          And a waste of his money
And now his tail sits between his legs.

There once was a hubby named Clyde
Who had a young girl on the side
          Wifey came from work early,
          Saw Clyde with his girlie,
Now he lives in a doghouse outside.

There once was a man named Jasper
Whose marriage was filled with laughter
          There was equal respect
           Not a trace of neglect
And they both lived happily after.
          


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: funny,

SLICK LIMERICK

                                          There once was a girl named Kim
                                      Whose choices for marriage were slim
                                          But then she met her dream man
                                              And became Kim Merryman
                                       Then lived happily ever after with him.



       For "Your Poetry Soup name" contest
       by Poet Destroyer
       9/20/2011


Poem Details | by Charline Wan |
Categories: political,

Rob Ford

There was a man named Rob Ford,
He ran Etobicoke Ward.
Now that he’s mayor,
He still can’t play fair,
Waging a political war.

Our whole fortune’s fee cannot pay,
For those pills you’ve put away.
Weight loss is a scam,
Your scale’s in a jam.
Just leave your office, okay?

Buses rarely have delays,
Just give Karen Stintz her way.
Underground is bad,
Makes us riders mad.
Just leave your office today!

“No bike lanes on roads!” you vow.
Same-sex marriage you’ll disallow.
Those rules you conceive,
Make you seem naïve.
Just leave your officeRight now!
 
Your platform promises more.
“Cut taxes!” “Build homes!” you swore.
Your dreams are unreal,
Your plans not ideal.
Come now, I’ll show you the door.


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