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Limerick Poems About Marriage | Marriage Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: love

Words Unspoken

He held my hand, not one word was spoken

Then a ring he offered as a token

     He could not ask for marriage

     For fear I might disparage

His eyes conveyed sentiments unspoken




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Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

Think It Over

To get hitched, have kids and all that jazz

is a goal in life, that most everyone has!

        Don't make it your solution, 

        although,  Marriage is, an institution

the same is true of Alcatraz!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: betrayal, culture, love, lust, marriage, miracle, relationship,

Love Versus Lust

Some folk are prone to love affairs
For sex rewards the one who dares
They are hot to trot
Because they forgot
Miracles don't happen in pairs!


Poem Details | by Mohamed Omar |
Categories: funny,

Tie the knot Limerick

There was a girl, of I thought 
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
  Thinking of happy marriage 
  To propose I summed up all my courage 
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: baby, humorous, marriage,

CALL THE MIDWIFE

The vicar surveyed her wide girth Was scared that in church she’d give birth He raised his eyebrows Then rushed through their vows.. He wasn’t adept at childbirth! Inspired by the poem ‘Decision Needed’ by Maurice Rigoler 13TH April 2016


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: funny, humorous, marriage,

I Just Can't Win

My wife she says that at housework I suck,
she yelled "pick up a broom you idle schmuck!"
  But babe, cleanin and dustin 
  curbs my drinkin and lustin,
but said "no dustin, no lustin!"...WTF!



               September 2014






Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How to give a guy a premarital suitability exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: fun, humor, husband, loss, marriage, wife,

Prepare for the Worst

That's a week the wife has been missing For years I've so longed this hoping Prepare for the worst the Police said Panic thoughts in my head The Charity shop was not my so wishing


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, time,

The reluctant companion

The wife plans a spree to buy all
With husband on board at the mall
But as this takes place
He just looks for a space
To sit on a bench in the hall


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, husband,

Terminator IV--The Wrath of Shriver

A husband's mistake in the sack
His marriage might seem to attack
Maria got hurt
By one little squirt
And Arnold can't say "I'll be back"


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Cinderella



Once there was a man called Ice, the Dice
Yearned for love, marriage and children
trapped rich Cinderella by trick and style 
Cinderella turned “idiot Ice”  “intellect vapor”
Bloody Is vapor smoke?


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, marriage, wedding,

Enough Already

It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: journey, life, love, marriage,

From Wedding to Marriage

The exchange of vows begins the Journey
love, patience and trust, the needed money
to make every meal
and open every seal
one where bitter leaf spices much honey


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: husband, wedding, wife

The Secret

Once upon a time, thirty years ago,
In front of a priest I stood with my beau.
“Over time”, he hailed;
“The secret will be unveiled”,
“Of a truly happy marriage”; but I still don’t know.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, marriage, relationship, sexy,

I'm The Best

My wife always says I’m the best
A feeling which brought me much zest
One night wild thoughts flew
In search of a clue
I wondered just who were the rest


Poem Details | by Abdul Malik |
Categories: marriage, engagement,

MARRIAGE

has three rings - Engagement rings,
Wedding rings and Sufferings;
Like a Violin lover,
after the music's over,
Ah, attached still are the strings!


"Limerick" contest by Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: love, wife,

Nanticoke Living

wife and I are living in Nanticoke
my wife and I aren’t rich nor are we broke
she’s working more than I am at this time
being the man of the house is no crime
my third marriage isn’t a joke


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: marriage,

Crumbs On The Counter



Man and wife are at opposite ends of the scale When it comes agreeing on what's important in life, we fail Obsessed with crumbs on the counter Berates him till into a battle they flounder Life's too short to worry about crumbs for peace to prevail


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: loveme,

Guess Who

She’s a woman of every man’s desire
Slam her and she’ll leave you on fire
She’s a sexy lookin foxy mama
I want her next to me in me hummer
When I see her the subject of marriage I will inquire


Poem Details | by Aron Jacob |
Categories: marriage,

Husbands in Heaven

A man stands no chance with a woman,
With red eyes she schemes in a coven,
     So scolded or not,
     If he wants a shot,
He'll be better off with a husband.


Poem Details | by Caleah Buil |
Categories: crazy, marriage,

Maine Through Spain

There once was a pretty girl from Maine
That her beauty spread to Spain
She didn't want to marry
Because the man's name was Larry
So the people thought her insane


NOTE: I'm having a ball finding all my old poetryI wrote this when I was 11! So much fun reading my old things:D


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hilarious,

A Clone



If we each had a clone and one day we met Walking with our wifey, a happy duet Would we scream and shout Or say thanks for the help To help make our marriage the bestest one yet


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: marriage,

Groomed

Rick was an ineptly clad lad
whose wardrobe was shockingly bad.
The he got a sweetheart 
with taste like a fine art
who converted him from plain to plaid.


Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, husband, i love you, love, marriage, wedding,

Dave

 A true story..

There was a young fellow called Dave,
I met him online - that was brave!
We were married quite soon,
I was over the moon,
And he still is my absolute fave!


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: graduation, marriage, satire,

Going To The Prom

A chance of going to the prom can be so sublime
Spare no expense, even if it is your last dime
It's worth the money
Remember honey
Unlike marriage, you can only do it one time!