Santa hasn’t drunk cocoa tonight,
and he’s not dressed in red trimmed with white.
In blue denim so cool,
he is toasting the Yule
with a drink surely not mixed with Sprite!
Santa’s drink was a little too red,
and I think we have something to dread,
for he’s now in the sky
and he’s flying “too high”
as his sleigh widely veers overhead.
For the Humor Contest of Carol Eastman
* Slab City is a snowbird campsite in the Colorado Desert in southeastern California, used by recreational vehicle owners and squatters from across North AmericaEast Jesus is part of its artistic community.
Had a glass of wine to blend with the crowd
things got out of control, a bit loud
kept thinking Jesus sipped
probably didn't get so lit
I bet thats how they stained the shroud ! ?
3rd person of coarse/no disrespect/lol
It's the happiest time of the year round the world
Moms reading to kids on the couch they're all curled
Bout the very first Christmas
Bout baby Jesus what blissfulness
As the banner of love and freedom is unfurled
© Jack Ellison 2015
money is not the god that I serve
for faith in the Lord God is not graded on the curve
God is not concerned with man's window dressings
and He doesn't give a damn about what the world finds impressing
just trust in Him and he will give you an abundance of blessings
and your soul He will preserve
money is not the god that I desire
for Father God will give me all that I will require
He looks into the minds and hearts of every man
He wants us to live by the spirit of His commands
and once you become a part of His master plan
the Holy Spirit you will then acquire
money is not the god that I need to develop a relationship
for only through Jesus Christ will I have passage on that heaven-bound ship
and with only a mustard seed of faith
I will be entering through God's pearly gates
and so joyful that I can hardly wait
for my soul will have had such a great trip
Just After Jesus
Just after Jesus had arose,
A toast to Him I did propose
What was it Trump had in mind?
With smallest one we could ever find,
Am sure that only heaven knows.
Did you ever sit and ponder
about God's miraculous wonders
or sit back and reflect
on the religious aspects?
It makes my heart for Him fonder
Did you ever question the existence of God?
I don't think that question that is very hard
because I know what I feel
that the Lord my God is truly real
and I gratefully give Him my heart
Did you know that the death of Jesus was sacrificial?
because man's belief was so superficial
as Jesus' death was the method to repent
yet mankind's sinning ways would not relent
for mankind's faith was so artificial
But there is one thing I can certainly convey
as ye reap as you sow, the Bible does say
just exalt and glorify God and in Him rejoice
praise and worship Him with a cheerful voice
and He will treasure you all of your days
She spent her days in a convent with nuns so malevolent
that even Jesus wept at the feet of her discontent
you are evil full of sin
they spited to the wind
tears flowed down her face and all she heard was "repent!"
the only love that felt real was on a a crucifix, Godsend
then one day as she walked through a park she met him
when he poured out the sun, her soul found it's rim
two wings unfurled
one heart impearled
somehow he freely knew her heart was on skid row
one perchance meet and love began to grow;
She made a vow to marry and bear fruit, above all else
to be kind to others and never give her children welts
she prayed every night,
it was a beautiful sight;
despite the awful dreams of living in a dire convent belt,
the day was spent with a man who made her heart, melt*
*Definition Of Melt, (to make or become liquefied by heat)
Contest Name: That rule was begging to be broken
Sponsor: Lewis Raynes
Date: August 4, 2016
From his mind he needed protection
And no one had an objection
Picture of Carson we saw
That really grabbed my craw
Was with Jesus' at His resurrection.
I remember Ben having a big picture
of Jesus in his home hallway.