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Limerick Poems About Jesus | Jesus Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

HERBIE RIDES AGAIN

Two autos both tried to have sex. A pity they both were such wrecks! With great apprehension, One lost its suspension. Old banger sex – oh so complex! 12~21~14 Contest: East Jesus Sponsor: Roy Jerden Checked using how many Syllables 8,8,6,6,8 ~awarded 3rd place~


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Bumper Sticker



“Honk and drive if you love sweet Jesus” “Text and drive to meet Jesus in pieces” You are duly warned Did you hear that horn Pay attention or your chance increases


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Shall Seek On Mountain Peak

Shall Seek On Mountain Peak

Jesus our master who we know is meek,
To find Him have always wanted to seek;
Had occurred,
Heard His word,
From valley low to a tall mountain peak.

Jim Horn



Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: devotion, faithgod, god,

For John Freeman: Godly Limerick

Look at me; I am so successful!
I am nothing save for Jesus' blood!
Have no god before Me
Love God first then your neighbor
If you love Me, serve widows and orphans.


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: father, life

Was The Shroud Used As A Napkin At The Last Supper

Had a glass of wine to blend with the crowd
things got out of control, a bit loud

kept thinking Jesus sipped 
probably didn't get so lit

I bet thats how they stained the shroud ! ?






3rd person of coarse/no disrespect/lol


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

wiseman gears

Once there was a wise man called Joseph gears
True to his conscience believes Holy Spirit steers
Materialism, an addiction to kill one's soul
Jesus Christ, his leader model
Bloody gears! this world is for cracks ask your peer.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: christmas,

The Very First Christmas



It's the happiest time of the year round the world Moms reading to kids on the couch they're all curled Bout the very first Christmas Bout baby Jesus what blissfulness As the banner of love and freedom is unfurled © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Just After Jesus

Just After Jesus

Just after Jesus had arose,
A toast to Him I did propose
What was it Trump had in mind?
With smallest one we could ever find,
Am sure that only heaven knows.

Jim Horn




Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible, bullying, discrimination, jesus, prejudice, race, religion,

Religious Nonsense

A cleric in the Ku Klux Klan
Claims "White" must be God's "Chosen" man
But he prays with a frown
Since Jesus was brown
And the clay that made Adam was tan!


Poem Details | by Shirley Sibley |
Categories: devotion, faith, forgiveness, happiness, hope, passion,

This Day It Was All In Good Taste

This day it was all in good taste...
And not a moment of time did I waste
I shouted out loud
To the whole of the crowd
"Jesus will save you, make haste!"


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Church Had Become Blank

Church Had Become Blank

Maundy Thursday

When the Church had become blank
Seemed so low my heart slowly sank;
Complete silence church stood
Again come back Jesus would,
And all of God's soldiers fell in rank.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by jOSEPH ADEBANJO |
Categories: bible, christian,

Jesus' blood never fails

Jesus' blood never fails me at all The precious crimson tide flows for all Epitome of power All sins overpowered Upon it proud, I stand, brave and tall


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, jesus, spiritual, spoken word,

Living God

Satisfies His household even much more
granting His children’s desires for sure
Jesus is the barret
beyond any laureate
His hands will cover those who stay inshore.


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: birthday, jesus,

How Old

Its the time for the Nativity,
wonder how old He is going to be,
Prince of Peace,
true Christmas creed,
Alpha and Omega age infinite.






12-10-16


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: bible, blessing, celebration, death, jesus, joy, perspective,

Easter Victory


The day filled with sadness and gloom
‘til Jesus arose from the tomb
And oh, isn’t it glorious
Satan seemingly victorious
Is now in for nothing but doom!


Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: christian, destiny, forgiveness, inspirational,

Eternally Speaking

ETERNALLY SPEAKING

A man named Jesus was heard to say
I am The Life, The Truth, and The Way
No greater word
May ever be heard
Will you accept Him today?


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

No Objection

No Objection

From his mind he needed protection
And no one had an objection
Picture of Carson we saw
That really grabbed my craw
Was with Jesus' at His resurrection.

Jim Horn

I remember Ben having a big picture
of Jesus in his home hallway.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Worldly Prison

Worldly Prison

While on earth are in a worldly prison;
Jesus back to heaven He has arisen;
Each door there for us was opened wide
So we could very easily go inside;
Our church priest want to christen.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: adventure, allegory, analogy,

In Peril Sing Christmas Carol

In Peril Sing Christmas Carol

Here is what to when you are in peril;
Sing to yourself a nice Christmas Carol;
You will be relieved,
Then Jesus received,
And now no longer will be over a barrel.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: christian, jesus, pride,

Pride

Beware of this thing called pride
that can well up on your inside.
Don't allow it to flourish,
its appetite nourish,
in Jesus' name, cast it aside!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

A Learned Behavior

A Learned Behavior

Hate and love are both a learned behavior; 
Jesus Christ surely is our Lord and Savior;
In His grandeur;
Good and pure;
What God wants us to do is give and share.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Jesus Was Resurrected

Jesus Was Resurrected

Remember when Jesus was resurrected,
As His Father commanded and directed;
God is His Guide;
Nothing to hide;
Back in heaven both of them are connected.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Jesus Grows and Grows

Jesus Grows and Grows

In my heart, Jesus grows and grows;
From Him into me His spirit flows;
What He did intend;
Live forever no end,
And shine on my face still shows.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: christmas, december, jesus, religion,

Christmas Rising

At Christmas Christ’s spirit did rise
But this time we’ll have a surprise
With tariffs on trade
And high rates to be paid
It’s prices that will reach the skies