My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.
Two autos both tried to have sex.
A pity they both were such wrecks!
With great apprehension,
One lost its suspension.
Old banger sex – oh so complex!
Contest: East Jesus
Sponsor: Roy Jerden
Checked using how many Syllables 8,8,6,6,8
~awarded 3rd place~
“Honk and drive if you love sweet Jesus”
“Text and drive to meet Jesus in pieces”
You are duly warned
Did you hear that horn
Pay attention or your chance increases
(aka "Trump's Bottom Line")
Cartel Jesus launched an old crone
High over Trump's Wall on a drone
Our Border Patrol
Went out of control
Snapping photos with their iPhone!
Shall Seek On Mountain Peak
Jesus our master who we know is meek,
To find Him have always wanted to seek;
Heard His word,
From valley low to a tall mountain peak.
Once there was a wise man called Joseph gears
True to his conscience believes Holy Spirit steers
Materialism, an addiction to kill one's soul
Jesus Christ, his leader model
Bloody gears! this world is for cracks ask your peer.
Look at me; I am so successful!
I am nothing save for Jesus' blood!
Have no god before Me
Love God first then your neighbor
If you love Me, serve widows and orphans.
Had a glass of wine to blend with the crowd
things got out of control, a bit loud
kept thinking Jesus sipped
probably didn't get so lit
I bet thats how they stained the shroud ! ?
3rd person of coarse/no disrespect/lol
It's the happiest time of the year round the world
Moms reading to kids on the couch they're all curled
Bout the very first Christmas
Bout baby Jesus what blissfulness
As the banner of love and freedom is unfurled
© Jack Ellison 2015
A cleric in the Ku Klux Klan
Claims "White" must be God's "Chosen" man
But he prays with a frown
Since Jesus was brown
And the clay that made Adam was tan!
Just After Jesus
Just after Jesus had arose,
A toast to Him I did propose
What was it Trump had in mind?
With smallest one we could ever find,
Am sure that only heaven knows.
Church Had Become Blank
When the Church had become blank
Seemed so low my heart slowly sank;
Complete silence church stood
Again come back Jesus would,
And all of God's soldiers fell in rank.
This day it was all in good taste...
And not a moment of time did I waste
I shouted out loud
To the whole of the crowd
"Jesus will save you, make haste!"
Jesus' blood never fails me at all
The precious crimson tide flows for all
Epitome of power
All sins overpowered
Upon it proud, I stand, brave and tall
Satisfies His household even much more
granting His children’s desires for sure
Jesus is the barret
beyond any laureate
His hands will cover those who stay inshore.
Its the time for the Nativity,
wonder how old He is going to be,
Prince of Peace,
true Christmas creed,
Alpha and Omega age infinite.
A man named Jesus was heard to say
I am The Life, The Truth, and The Way
No greater word
May ever be heard
Will you accept Him today?
While on earth are in a worldly prison;
Jesus back to heaven He has arisen;
Each door there for us was opened wide
So we could very easily go inside;
Our church priest want to christen.
From his mind he needed protection
And no one had an objection
Picture of Carson we saw
That really grabbed my craw
Was with Jesus' at His resurrection.
I remember Ben having a big picture
of Jesus in his home hallway.
In Peril Sing Christmas Carol
Here is what to when you are in peril;
Sing to yourself a nice Christmas Carol;
You will be relieved,
Then Jesus received,
And now no longer will be over a barrel.
I am Joseph the Carpenter, husband of Mary,
I am the Carpenter, we were the chosen of many,
Angel Gabriel visited the Virgin Mary, Mother
Of Jesus, I was accepted as His legal Father,
We became parents sadly, our Saviour to bury.
A Learned Behavior
Hate and love are both a learned behavior;
Jesus Christ surely is our Lord and Savior;
In His grandeur;
Good and pure;
What God wants us to do is give and share.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Jesus Was Resurrected
Remember when Jesus was resurrected,
As His Father commanded and directed;
God is His Guide;
Nothing to hide;
Back in heaven both of them are connected.
At Christmas Christ’s spirit did rise
But this time we’ll have a surprise
With tariffs on trade
And high rates to be paid
It’s prices that will reach the skies
Jesus Grows and Grows
In my heart, Jesus grows and grows;
From Him into me His spirit flows;
What He did intend;
Live forever no end,
And shine on my face still shows.