Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
jealousy,
Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!
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Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a miserable husband of McNigh
Who had a tendency to frequently cry.
His wife filed for divorce
Causing him no remorse.
Now he’s happy as a drunk drinking rye.
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, smile,
My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
everything is cool
he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
death, husband, lost love, satire
You perfected your lies to an art.
You succeeded in breaking my heart.
I shed not one tear,
for the hour is near,
when arsenic will keep us apart.
Poem Details | by
Tom Bell |
Categories:
adventure, funny, husband, love, parody, passion, wife,
There once was a woman named Shar,
Who went to her local State Fair,
Her husband came too,
Can't say no to you,
And they were quickly thrown out of there
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny,
A badgering wife caused her husband such grief,
Each time she did he ground his teeth,
Over the years his teeth become
Nothing but stumps upon his gum,
His friends all called her, 'the calcium thief.'
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny love, husband,
There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!
Poem Details | by
Iolanda Scripca |
Categories:
funny, husband,
Self-employed and partner in life
He "hired" some other guy's wife
Making golfing balls
Now he has two holes
My new business ?...Surgical Knives...
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Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
car, humor, husband, love, wife,
The neighbors were running in fear
As into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife
I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,
“He’s here at the bar
Quick bring us your car,
Your husband just got in a brawl”
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
I'm just about deaf because of me wife,
Her very loud voice has caused all the strife,
It always goes up an octave or two
When she thinks I've made an incredible blue,
Trouble is I've been making mistakes all of me life.
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife
I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
beauty, holiday, husband, love, passion, sensual, wife,
Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses
But it's the one that I like that poses
For it attracts in me
My mind and body agrees
Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes
.
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
fun, humor, husband, loss, marriage, wife,
That's a week the wife has been missing
For years I've so longed this hoping
Prepare for the worst the Police said
Panic thoughts in my head
The Charity shop was not my so wishing
Poem Details | by
Joy Wellington |
Categories:
husband, peace,
Come one come all my ex for sale
His underwear being sold in bale
Naked on the block
Glad he is defrock
His chest shows fear at the exsale
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
I went a fishin in the neighborhood pond
Just when I cast it in I had to suddenly abscond
I didn’t think it was wrong
But the pond wore a thong
I was chased by the husband of Gertrude the blond
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
childhood, death, family, funny, husband, wedding, wife,
A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
dance, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, husband, soulmate,
once a young student from gilroy
had wished to marry a tomboy
both parents protested
and had him arrested
and forced him to join the bolshoi.
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
husband, wedding, wife
Once upon a time, thirty years ago,
In front of a priest I stood with my beau.
“Over time”, he hailed;
“The secret will be unveiled”,
“Of a truly happy marriage”; but I still don’t know.
Poem Details | by
Archana Garg |
Categories:
dream, husband, life, wife,
All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.
Dt 23/02/14
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humor,
Limerick : Once a wife Nurse and husband Doctor
Once a wife Nurse and husband Doctor
Loved the meat served from Clinic larder
So they went in to see
Found morgue bodies for free
Since then stopped buying meat from butcher.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, marriage, time,
The wife plans a spree to buy all
With husband on board at the mall
But as this takes place
He just looks for a space
To sit on a bench in the hall
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
angst, family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, love, romance, wedding, wife
Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, school, teen, wife,
There once was a girl in my class.
One day I tried to make a pass.
My cheek still sting,
My ears still ring,
Yet married to me; Alas!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
anniversary, clothes,
Today there was shock in my eyes
My husband gave me a surprise
He donned his wedding suit
And still looks really cute
Been married for years, how time flies
06/22/21