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Limerick Poems About Hope | Hope Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.

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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

YOU MUST LOOK AFTER YOUR ELF

Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: fun, humorous,

No Hurry

I hope my poems in their entirety
Live on beyond my notoriety.
  But I sure don't wanna
  Be the guest of honour
Read at the Dead Poet's Society!


            February 2016

 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: uplifting,

Surprises Are Waiting



We all need purpose to get up each day To combat the negatives, send them away Most days are good As we hope they would But surprises are waiting to our dismay © Jack Ellison 2016



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy, leadership,

A Minister Of Joy



Dear dear Mo, my capitol friend A Minister of Joy each morning she sends An Ottawa leader of happiness We citizens are blessed Hope she's re-elected and her term doesn't end


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: crazy,

Always More To Be Said



When all's said and done, there's more to be done and said Like how's our dear Mary, hope her fungus hasn't spread And what about poor Thelma With her deviated antenna And poor Nikita, fresh radishes growing on her head


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Life's Like A Baseball Game



Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames You start to notice the signs It's the bottom of the ninth Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains


Poem Details | by Debbie Duncan |
Categories:

Living Life

I hope you have angels  
watching over you
Because, the way 
you live your life is'
A  CRIME !  




7/7/2013   12noon


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

In A While Crocodile



Been writing Limericks in the last while In my own inimitable quite naughty style Hope I get by those censors Nothing gained, nothing ventured Might be singing “in a while crocodile” © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Richard D Seal |
Categories: sports,

Birdie Trouble

Birdie Trouble

So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me 


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

BLOWING IN THE WIND - INSPIRED BY A BL DEVNATH POEM

Have you tried suppressing a big fart - Clenching your buttocks is a fine art You hope your windy gas Doesn’t shoot out your ass and from the room you quickly depart 7th March 2015 Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem


Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: celebration, easter, family, fun,

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

LIGHT AND HOPE LIMERICK

Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT With HOPE of a wild sex filled night But the tone of his wife Made him fear for his life Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey 05~21~15


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funnyhalloween, halloween,

This Halloween

For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch


FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Early Morning Warning

There once was this lady I was desiring
Upon meeting she became so damn tiring
She kept me up all night
And fatigued I took fright
I hope that it was blanks I was firing


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: happiness, hope, life, uplifting

Hey Fancy Face


____________

Suzie sure did love technology
especially cosmetology
when Botox became her friend
each wrinkle it did mend 
now she's a part of biology
____________



Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: angst, hope, people, sports

three seconds left

 First he slinks off the field with a miss,
 so forlorn, then the chance to do this.
 Will we boo him to shame?
 Will we drink to his name?
 The ball is downThe kick is up! The kick is...


Poem Details | by faleshia murphy |
Categories: funny

GOING TO SCHOOL

My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor,

Housework naked

Doing chores in the buff on my mind
apron strings dangling down my behind
I hope he keeps mum
about seeing my bum
'coz my window cleaner's just resigned!


Poem Details | by jide badmus |
Categories: hope, inspirational, philosophy,

light a candle

light a candle
let it glow with hope
let its thin film of smoke 
disperse the dark clouds
let it drizzle and frizzle out your stress, 
let it wash off the stench of sweat
let your pregnant hope 
deliver twins and triplets; 
multiple tales of success  


Poem Details | by Ashley Last |
Categories: hope, school, stress, write,

Tests

Pen flies when out of sight,
Boy, I hope that I'm right.
No award for me,
What a shame that'd be,
At least I gave it all my might.


Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: funny

Reebok Shoes

  ~Never I ever get the blues
~Wearing my favorite striped shoes
~~~I  love my Reeboks
~~~With high top tube socks
~This pair I hope never to lose

In honor of SKAT and Contest


Poem Details | by Pokey Lanford |
Categories: health, cousin,

Ker-chew

There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew” His cousin next door was named “Flu” He found "cold" in the hallway, And threw up on the walkway, I do hope he doesn’t find you! ~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~


Poem Details | by Charles Clive |
Categories: hope,

Tough One

Enlightenment, Harmony, Hope will give to the wordsmith great scope. Competitions are hard for a poor simple bard. So will I win this one? Er nope! ~
For Russell's E H H Competition.


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: city, funny, humorous, nonsense, silly, travel,

A Man From Rome

There once was a man from Rome who's head was shinny like chrome gave the world spiritual hope was given the title of Pope now he wears a hat like that of a gnome