Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous, snow,
In winter when snow softly falls
Sid snowman clutches his snow balls
He says I feel chilly
There’s frost on my willy
I hope it melts when nature calls!
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Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,
My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick
Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick
His red nose was gleaming
Blue eyes they were streaming
I hope that Santa will give him some Vick
24th December 2014
Poem Details | by
Keith Trestrail |
Categories:
fun, humorous,
I hope my poems in their entirety
live on beyond my notoriety.
But I sure don't wanna
be the guest of honour
read at the Dead Poet's Society!
February 2016
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
uplifting,
We all need purpose to get up each day
To combat the negatives, send them away
Most days are good
As we hope they would
But surprises are waiting to our dismay
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor,
This limerick could be quite a chiller;
as a movie would be a nice thriller.
Who set fire to the wheat?
Leaving stubble and heat -
I hope they catch the cereal killer.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
joy, leadership,
Dear dear Mo, my capitol friend
A Minister of Joy each morning she sends
An Ottawa leader of happiness
We citizens are blessed
Hope she's re-elected and her term doesn't end
Poem Details | by
William Kekaula |
Categories:
12th grade,
The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.
Date: 08/27/2019
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
crazy,
When all's said and done, there's more to be done and said
Like how's our dear Mary, hope her fungus hasn't spread
And what about poor Thelma
With her deviated antenna
And poor Nikita, fresh radishes growing on her head
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game
You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames
You start to notice the signs
It's the bottom of the ninth
Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains
Poem Details | by
Debbie Duncan |
Categories:
I hope you have angels
watching over you
Because, the way
you live your life is'
A CRIME !
7/7/2013 12noon
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Been writing Limericks in the last while
In my own inimitable quite naughty style
Hope I get by those censors
Nothing gained, nothing ventured
Might be singing “in a while crocodile”
© Jack Ellison 2013
Poem Details | by
Richard D Seal |
Categories:
sports,
Birdie Trouble
So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart
7th March 2015
Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem
Poem Details | by
Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories:
celebration, easter, family, fun,
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight
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Poem Details | by
faleshia murphy |
Categories:
funnyhalloween, halloween,
For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch
FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
funny
There once was this lady I was desiring
Upon meeting she became so damn tiring
She kept me up all night
And fatigued I took fright
I hope that it was blanks I was firing
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
happiness, hope, life, uplifting
____________
Suzie sure did love technology
especially cosmetology
when Botox became her friend
each wrinkle it did mend
now she's a part of biology
____________
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
angst, hope, people, sports
First he slinks off the field with a miss,
so forlorn, then the chance to do this.
Will we boo him to shame?
Will we drink to his name?
The ball is downThe kick is up! The kick is...
Poem Details | by
faleshia murphy |
Categories:
funny
My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool
Poem Details | by
Cassie Smith |
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Poem Details | by
Ashley Last |
Categories:
hope, school, stress, write,
Pen flies when out of sight,
Boy, I hope that I'm right.
No award for me,
What a shame that'd be,
At least I gave it all my might.
Poem Details | by
Pokey Lanford |
Categories:
health, cousin,
There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew”
His cousin next door was named “Flu”
He found "cold" in the hallway,
And threw up on the walkway,
I do hope he doesn’t find you!
~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor,
Doing chores in the buff on my mind
apron strings dangling down my behind
I hope he keeps mum
about seeing my bum
'coz my window cleaner's just resigned!