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Limerick Poems About Holidays | Holiday Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, holiday, philosophy, time,

December 21, 2012

The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend

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Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: giggle, holiday, love,

- Rio de Janeiro And Carl -





Carl is still in Rio
He is hooked on the casino
Sweet love in moonlight
Cherry musk all night
His libido is like a volcano













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Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: holiday, humor,

GOOD LUCK, SAM

GOOD LUCK, SAM

Shamrocks with green eggs and ham.
Resistance from Sam I Am.
If you offer him gold,
he won’t see the mold.
Leprechauns roar at the sham.

3/14/2017
Kim Merryman’s Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest
 






Poem Details | by Paige Kostyniuk |
Categories: autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,

Vlad the Vampire

There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7

October 232019




Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: thanksgiving,

Turkey Dinner Turn Tail and Run

A wild gobbler strutted into the woods,
it did not see all the camouflage hoods, 
straight into a turkey shoot; 
trips over a gnarly root, 
with ruffle feathers made off with its goods.


11/17/2019



 Poetry Contest: Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsored By: Tania Kitchin


Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: christmas, parents, romantic,

Seducing Santa


I saw mom and Santa having a chat She told him he was much too fat She then grabbed his behind With eyes closed kissed him blind Then they both fell on the mat Nov.17.2019 Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest


Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: giggle,

The Ultimate Gift

All I want is a Christmas lover
A present that is like no other
His wife gave permission 
Under one condition 
Just give Santa time to recover 

November 19, 2019

Contest ~ Holiday Themed Limerick 
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin
Count ~ 9, 9, 6, 6, 9


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: christmas,

Rudoph Sighting


Poor Rudolph one night hurt his hoof
by landing on somebody’s roof.
I got a good look!
A photo I took,
but lost it! Dang, there goes my proof.

Nov29, 2019 for Tania Kitchin's Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
syllables: 8/8/5/5/8


Poem Details | by Isaiah Zerbst |
Categories: holiday, humor, humorous, ireland, irony,

My Old Bucket

I lost my old bucket so sadly,
And felt oh so terribly badly;
Then lo and behold
A pot full of gold!
I'd lose me another and gladly.


Poem Details | by Roy Jerden |
Categories: holiday, humor,

Premature Exoneration

"It's a cuckold I am!", Mick sadly said
"I'm after finding black hairs in me bed!"
  "An' there's a relief!"
  Sighed Ginger O'Keefe
"I was shure ye were aboot ta say red!"


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny, holiday,

A St Paddy's Day Limerick

I once drank some beer that was green
The weirdest that I’d ever seen
They said, “It’s that way
For StPatricks day"
I then peed with green in my stream


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: holiday,

Hotel Hellifornia

I went on vacation to Hell,
The hotel was hot, with a smell,
And The Devil was rude,
When I toyed with my food:
He cooked all the dinners as well.

For Carolyn’s Vacation contest


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, holiday

Sleigh Passengers

Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops

Santa’s kindly added some extra stops

     His sleigh filled with travelers

     Scared of TSA handlers

Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops



*For Francine’s Christmas contest


Poem Details | by KP Nunez |
Categories: adventure, funny, hilarious, holiday, humorous,

THE ADVENTURES OF JIM THE TRIM - HOLIDAY CRUISE

On Jim the Trim's cruise, in a luxury liner
He was asked to be frisked, what a stinger!
You see, the alarm went off
He was taken and 'cuffed
Wee metal marbles, found in his boxer.











KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
18 April 2015


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Holiday Goodies


Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see


Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: allegory, angst, fantasy, funny, holiday, imagination,

Brown Bag Flu

I made myself sick with the brown bag flu,

     From drinking too much of that “Mountain Dew”;

          So here’s what I say,

          NO drinking today;

                I pray this never happens to you!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: holiday, humor, rude,

A blessing for 2014

Will those who want rapture connect
To the one who could resurrect?
Be blessed with vision
Take in what's arisen
A member that’s hard and erect


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, holiday, husband, love, passion, sensual, wife,

Roses Scents

Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses But it's the one that I like that poses For it attracts in me My mind and body agrees Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes .


Poem Details | by Doug Vinson |
Categories: volleyball,

Holiday Limerick

Desert dune damage, feet wrapped in gauze,
To sue, the lawyer thought he had cause,
Yet the relevant section,
Escaped his detection,
--There was no sandy clause.


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, holiday

Japanese Camellia

There once was a man from Georgia
Who bought his love a Camellia
Red blooms for Saint Valentine
This gift no adrenline
Just glad that it's not grindelia


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: humorous, valentines day,

Valentine's Day Sweets

A tongue with good luck is embraced
By a honeyed candy-like taste
This holiday treat
Is a fabulous eat
And lies under silk lingerie laced


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: holiday, i love you, joy, life, love, passion, places,

One Wink, They Sync

Little one winks to her big James Her mind wants the evening games Ones desire to be astride For their lips to collide Passion fueled they danced into flames .


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, future, happy, holiday, love, romance,

Hey James, what do you see

On holiday my eyes observed So tanned and beautifully curved Her eyes turned to me Hey! James what do you see? Patience, you'll receive your deserves .


Poem Details | by Virginia Mitchell |
Categories: funny, holiday, imagination

Halloween Limerick Contest

There once was a lady named Queen
That loved going out on Halloween
She’d give the kids a fright
That lasted more than a night
With ghostly looks and lips of green


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,

Thanksgiving in the mirror

With "plenty" this culture's endowed 
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud