There's a young hockey player whose mask is all holey
When the puck slaps at his face he's glad he's the goalie
But he ducks and he weaves
And he falls to his knees
The young player then yells, "I've got it - holy moley!"
© ELR 2013
There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No sweat, I’m wearing Stanley’s cup.”
Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on my ass
Even then we'd be as tall as a telephone pole-y
© Jack Ellison 2015
IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney
Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty
Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor
& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !
People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked onions & mayohnaze ,
Are the kind of people , hoo are sureley mayo krazed !
These people use nouns as verbs ! And thay woent
Stops saying , all seven dirtey words !
So all us hetiroe sapein boys , invite all you orange haired girls
2 the moon , included are free tickets 4 the Tokyo orbital eluhvaytor ,
So you can see us soon !