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Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: hockey,

THE GOALIE

THE GOALIE There's a young hockey player whose mask is all holey When the puck slaps at his face he's glad he's the goalie But he ducks and he weaves And he falls to his knees The young player then yells, "I've got it - holy moley!" © ELR 2013

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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,

hawkers

Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed


Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?


Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: funny, hockey, humorous,

Stanley's Cup

There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No sweat, I’m wearing Stanley’s cup.”


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: hockey,

Puck Muck

Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.



Poem Details | by kristen bruni |
Categories: sports

The Love of Hockey

The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.


Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny

You Arrogant Puck

There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns his keep as a jockey!




Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: hockey, humorous, hurt,

Aladdin without paddin'

There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
   He forgot to duck
   And got struck by the puck
Now a cast is what Aladdin's clad in


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Family Of Rolely Poleys



We're a great big family of roley poleys We'd sure make some great hockey goalies No pucks could get past Unless we fall on my ass Even then we'd be as tall as a telephone pole-y © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

A Family Of Roley Poleys



We're a great big family of roley poleys We'd sure make some great hockey goalies No pucks could get past Unless we fall on our ass Even then we'd be just as tall with no hole-ys