Limerick Poems About Hockey | Hockey Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: hockey,

THE GOALIE

THE GOALIE There's a young hockey player whose mask is all holey When the puck slaps at his face he's glad he's the goalie But he ducks and he weaves And he falls to his knees The young player then yells, "I've got it - holy moley!" © ELR 2013


Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: funny, hockey, humorous,

Stanley's Cup

There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No sweat, I’m wearing Stanley’s cup.”


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: hockey,

Puck Muck

Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Family Of Rolely Poleys



We're a great big family of roley poleys We'd sure make some great hockey goalies No pucks could get past Unless we fall on my ass Even then we'd be as tall as a telephone pole-y © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by John Hall |
Categories: fantasy,

Luner coloney rime

IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty

Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor

& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !

People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked onions & mayohnaze ,

Are the kind of people , hoo are sureley mayo krazed ! 

These people use nouns as verbs ! And thay woent 

Stops saying , all seven dirtey words ! 

So  all us hetiroe sapein boys , invite all you orange haired girls

2 the moon , included are free tickets  4 the Tokyo orbital eluhvaytor ,

So you can see us soon !


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

A Family Of Roley Poleys



We're a great big family of roley poleys We'd sure make some great hockey goalies No pucks could get past Unless we fall on our ass Even then we'd be just as tall with no hole-ys