Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
god, hockey, humor, sports,
They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks
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Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
funny, hockey, humorous,
There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No sweat, I’m wearing Stanley’s cup.”
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,
Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed
Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
hockey,
Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.
Poem Details | by
Kristen Bruni |
Categories:
sports
The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
hockey, humorous, hurt,
There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
He forgot to duck
And got struck by the puck
Now a cast is what Aladdin's clad in
Poem Details | by
Kory Calhoun |
Categories:
funny
There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns his keep as a jockey!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on my ass
Even then we'd be as tall as a telephone pole-y
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on our ass
Even then we'd be just as tall with no hole-ys
Poem Details | by
Thompson Emate |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
There was a lady from Kentucky,
Whose husband always played hockey,
She wrote poems on magic,
Until there was a tragic,
Her husband was turned into a key.
December 11, 2022.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pride,
As a wee one I was obsessed with hockey
On frozen pond paying no mind to frozen bodies
We pretended
To be legends
Scoring the winning goal, kinda cocky
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
hockey,
As a teenager, hockey he breathed
A defenceman for the Toronto Maple Leafs
A star he became
Never knew his fame
After accidental death Tim's name was achieved