Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, freedom, health, silly,
There was a polite llama from Peru
Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
Llama said, 'Please don your mask
If it's not too much to ask'
The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'
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Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
cry, drink, health, hurt, pain, recovery from, wine,
A stupid place to stick my thumb
Right in my eye that was so dumb
It hurt so bad it made me cry
The tears are streaming from my eye
I can fix this, where’s my cheap rum
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
funny, happiness, health, life, loss
Slams Destroyed Her Head
She was slammed by slam poetry, boo hoo!
Some folks wondered about the hullabaloo.
When bombarded with dread,
Sad thoughts destroyed her head.
Now, she thinks she’s a blithering cuckoo!
© July 17, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
health, humorous,
My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!
1/10/19
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
body, health,
RoseAnn Malone resolved to lose weight.
She made a list of foods to forsake.
She did well 'till week four
eating more than before.
Airlines had to bill her at the freight rate.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
death, health,
A pandemic common occurrence:
Losing one's job and health insurance!
The hospital count*
Continues to mount
Morticians wonder who is the dunce?
* People without an income nor
health insurance die at home or in the
street, not in hospitals!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health,
American healthcare is a joke
Government play on too many folk
Those who can't pay
Die everyday
Whilst Trump switches from Lysol to Coke
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
happiness, health, political,
Aye, COVID-19 is here to stay
And we are all living day-to-day
So why must I ask
That you wear your mask?
No one wants what you're giving away!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health,
The whole world is laughing at Trump
Whose thoughts seem to come from his rump
Disinfectant swill
Gave the world a chill
But clearly proved Trump is a chump!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health, usa,
American doctors all suck
We're in it to make a fast buck
Your meds cost a bunch
So eat pills for lunch
And pray God has blessed you with luck!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health, humor,
The RN said he had to cough
In time with Rimsky-Korsakov
When God asked her why
She said, "My, oh my!
Don't you know he's Ben Joaquinov?"
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
health, money,
Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz
Poem Details | by
Sheri Fresonke Harper |
Categories:
caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,
Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
we offered them beer,
later we found cheer--
they stepped aside to let it outflow.
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
health, humor,
It’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides may be lost to me.
Poem Details | by
Sharon Smith |
Categories:
adventure, funny, health, people, places, boy,
There once was a young boy called Tim,
Who decided the Mersey to swim,
Got in to his knees,
But started to freeze,
So decided it wasn't for him!
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, happiness, health
There was once a man from Thomaston
He called his wife honey bun
His knee joint went out
In pain he did shout
Viagra's no longer number one
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
abortion, health, life,
Bearing seed in a world with half embrace proves quite difficult
happiness gives way for ruthlessness in a risky summersault
seen to the womb as dirt
with danger is this flirt
the helpless victim has no say or choice in such an assault.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
addiction,
Know someone very close to me who's an addict
Computer games are the culprit, their brain's been tricked
Think of not much else
Can affect one's health
Some haven't bathed for months, smell like a derelict
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
food, health,
My addiction to Pepsi is a curse
It's bad for my body and for my purse
Limit is one per day
But I have feet of clay
I love the stuff..for better or for worse
for the Beverage contest...glug
Barbara Gorelick 10/27/11
Poem Details | by
Debra Mundine |
Categories:
health,
Health plans are many, take your pick
You'll need one when you get sick
give longevity a chance
cheat death of circumstance
and give your heart more time to tick.
Poem Details | by
Shirley Candy |
Categories:
humorous, me, sick,
I'm hospitalized and there was a nurse named Jane
She said I need plenty of sleep for my health attain
She took samples of my urine and then replaced the infusion
She gave me my medicine and always checked on my condition
And every time I tried to sleep, her present made me awake again!
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, health
Mr Moody yearned for a big pickle
His taste buds he needed to tickle
He ate twenty four
Then fell on the floor
Digestion can be oh so fickle
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, health
I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion
For the "Fishing" contest.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
confusion, funny, health, humor,
Proctologists need to write when
A prescription's called for big ben
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen
Poem Details | by
Pokey Lanford |
Categories:
health, cousin,
There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew”
His cousin next door was named “Flu”
He found "cold" in the hallway,
And threw up on the walkway,
I do hope he doesn’t find you!
~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~