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Limerick Poems About Hate | Hate Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

YOU'D BETTER NOT POUT

You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ Too large, in a colour you hate It simply won’t fit You’ll never wear it No nookie mate now you can wait! 12~28~14 A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich ~awarded 3rd place~

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Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: life,

INSPIRED BY JAN ALLISON - I know an amazing poetess named Jan

I know an amazing poetess named Jan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know an amazing poetess named Jan And composing limericks she sure can Especially about teachers Who rightly hate cheaters Exposing them is her very good plan!


Poem Details | by Nate D. |
Categories: girlfriend-boyfriend

.~69~. /Zodiac.Race/

~69~ /zodiac sign/

There once was a hermit crab named Nate
Who enjoyed the solitude of his hate
   Meeting a lovely lady
   A sexy Texan, name P.D.
Finding true hate, trying to online date 

(Zodiac Sign Contest)


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: anger, fear, hate,

War on Terror

I'm a defender of democracy
but not its lies and its hypocrisy.
  And I loathe Jihad terror,
  its soldier and flag bearer
who defend their own atrocity!


           August 2014





Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: relationship,

Love and Hate

LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, prejudice,

Prejudices Will Not Be Tolerated

Of being prejudiced Clyde was accused,

   Leaving his reputation a tad bruised.

      "If I'm hateful, so be it,

         But I hasten to admit,

            I hate pizza with anchovies", he mused!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Vicki Acquah |
Categories: funny, hilarious,

THE CLOWNS for contest

Once there were clowns in a circus, 
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
 
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks; 

Because Nuns hate fracas, ruckus







Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, health, humorous, science,

the twist of the needle

Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe 
As hosts the bad germs could invade


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: hair,

A big idea - contest

He wants a big idea that he can share How about a contest about "hair' short, curly, long or straight Your own colour that you hate, Try dyeing it, show that you have flair.
Penned on May 182015


Poem Details | by harry horsman |
Categories: angst,

Clericalism

Little is known when ignorance apparent
yet those that use it as a weapon arrant,
when implanting seeds of hate
with paradoxical bait,
surly to most of us oh so transparent.

© Harry J Horsman  2015


Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: introspection, life

My own worst enemy

Battled the mirror since the age of eight.
This on going war inside me I hate.
We all act like its a sin.
I have a slim chance to win.
Today the fight starts to lose weight.

**By Chris Matt
**”Me Against Myself Contest.”
**June 28, 2011


Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: angel, caregiving, faith, friendship,

For what purpose

Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.


Poem Details | by Adam Hapworth |
Categories: funny,

Years First Swing

My white ball resting upon its tee.
I approach it this first time with glee.
Swing the club and, SMACK!
Club head hits my back.
Ball still here? Worms near by hate me!


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny,

Fisherman's Joy

Fisherman’s Joy
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013

The fish avoided the bait.
The fisherman was filled with hate.
His patience was thin,
He could simply not win,
Tomorrow he would sleep in late.


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Anoying Buggers

Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu


Poem Details | by Russell Sivey |
Categories: life, lost love,

All the Days We're Apart

You think you have killed my heart
Ending everything like my thought
Little do you know
My hate does it show
I feel better all the days we’re apart

Russell Sivey

Entrant into Sidney ~ LeeAnn's "A valentine Limerick~..." contest

1/16/2012


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

A Loving Mate



In this ugly world of mistrust and hate A redeeming factor is when love resonates Above all else Even a lifetime of wealth Can't compare to the caring of a loving mate


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: angst, humorous, technology,

PREDICTIVE TEXT

I really hate predictive text It makes me think my phone’s been hexed Try to type in a word The suggestion’s absurd! It’s annoying, I’m pretty vexed 03~16~17


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Topsy Turvy



The Blue Jays home opener is April 8th Weatherman's predicts snow, hate..hate..hate Not civilized for sure Outlook's damn poor The world's topsy turvy, sure am irate


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: emotions,

Babe I Hate To Go



John Denver's “Leaving On A Jet Plane” “Babe I hate to go” was the sad refrain Have second thoughts Too hasty I talked Slowing down a bit but methinks I'll remain


Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: funny

What was I thinking...

Down into the water I go,

    Floating to the croc pit, below…

        What was I thinking,

          I must have been drinking,

             This is why I hate playing GIJoe...

~For the "To Die For" Limericks Contest~


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: new york,

the Old Broad way

They say the neon lights are bright
hate the day but love the night
Dancers flame
Fans acclaim
The show goes on —old broads take flight.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, betrayal, bullying, crazy, hate, horror, mental illness,

life with Trump XIV

Tarzan could yodel with a beat
A whale can sing melodies sweet
But Donald is mean
His mouthpiece the machine 
That disseminates hate with a tweet


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian, funny, political,

Trump Versus Heaven

Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
Is a man that Trump loves to hate
After The Fall
God needs a Wall
So build one before its too late!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: addiction, drug,

life with t-rump XXX

Trump's followers act like androids
Hate fills them with his opioids
This does us chagrin
We must quickly bring in 
A flotilla of Sigmund Freuds